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Celebritology 2.0: October 25, 2009 - October 31, 2009

Celebrity-inspired Halloween horror

The "Eight is Too Much" wig. (Courtesy With Halloween right around the corner -- literally -- we again turn to the world of celebrity for a little last-minute inspiration. Lady Gaga recommends lots of latex, wigs and "purple shampoo" for revelers hoping to channel her signature wackadoodle style. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have gone Gosselin in what will likely be one of this year's more popular costumes. But, armed with a little creativity and a minimum of bucks, you too can channel one of this year's most recognizable celebs. Our top ideas: 1. Jon & Kate Gosselin: Okay, so Speidi beat us to the punch, but what could be easier than shearing a cheap blond wig into an asymmetrical cut, throwing on an Ed Hardy knock off and carrying around eight dolls? 2. Speidi: While Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are busy channeling Jon and Kate, a...

By Liz Kelly  | October 30, 2009; 11:20 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (23)
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'Fan' threatens to kill cat unless Miley Cyrus returns to Twitter

Headlines: "Fan" threatens to kill cat unless Miley Cyrus returns to Twitter... Jon Gosselin apologizes for "mantrums," causing Hailey Glassman any pain; Gosselin consulting rabbi for spiritual advice...Michael Jackson's "This Is It" earns $20M in first day of release... Madonna promises electricity for Malawian village... Lady Gaga to get fashion award... Chelsea Handler poses for Playboy... Sandra Bullock is aware that she's annoying... Jessica Simpson on the lookout for an intellectual man... "Slumdog" kids could lose their trust funds... Jenna Elfman expecting baby boy... Dennis Hopper diagnosed with prostate cancer... Nicolas Cage's father, August Coppola, dead at 75. Crime Watch: Another alleged stalker arrested near Georgia set of Miley Cyrus movie... Anna Nicole Smith kept drugged by boyfriend and psychiatrist, says former nanny... Man who caused John Travolta extortion mistrial won't be charged... Paris Hilton says she "hates" teens who burglarized her home... Amanda Peet's assistant surprises burglar in...

By Liz Kelly  | October 30, 2009; 8:37 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (20)
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Caption This: When Carey met Holly

Once upon a time, Drew Carey and Holly Madison met on a red carpet in Las Vegas. Okay, so maybe it was Wednesday evening at the grand opening of Wayne Newton's new Vegas show. But what goes on here? Has Madison surprised Carey with a hand buzzer or is he just that appalled by her showgirl-meets-drapery get-up? (AP) You be the judge. Share your best shot at a faux caption for the above pic below. The top five or so will be highlighted here tomorrow. Need a little inspiration? Have a look at the ghosts of Creative Captioning past. This Week's Top Entries: 1. To his horror, Drew Carey realized, too late, that he would actually have to sit through an entire Wayne Newton show. Holly Madison, who has spent a lot of time with a geriatric gasbag who dresses like a pimp, assured him that it would not be...

By Liz Kelly  | October 29, 2009; 11:28 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (33)
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Gosselin throws 'mantrums,' says girlfriend; Miley Cyrus voted worst influence of 2009

Headlines: Jon Gosselin emotionally abusive, says girlfriend Hailey Glassman... Fickle tweens and teens vote Miley Cyrus the "worst celebrity influence" of 2009... Yves Saint Laurent leads list of top earning dead celebs... David Spade defends Chris Farley commercial... PETA slams Jessica Simpson for Sea World performance... Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she's done having kids... Abigail Breslin to play Helen Keller on Broadway. Crime Watch: No indictment for alleged Miley Cyrus stalker... Five charged in burglaries of Lindsay Lohan's (among others) home; Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green also on robbers' hit list... Doctor wrote about kissing Anna Nicole Smith... Stephanie Pratt formally charged with DUI... David Copperfield gets extension in sexual assualt case. Video: Natalie Portman gets saucy on "Top Chef"... Rumor Mill: Michael Jackson autopsy photo leaked?... Oprah prepared to pay ex $150 million to keep her secrets?... Sean Penn may shoot a movie in Venezuela, says Hugo Chavez......

By Liz Kelly  | October 29, 2009; 8:15 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (31)
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Former Letterman employee alleges hostile work environment; Agassi admits meth use

Headlines: Former David Letterman staffer calls show a "hostile work enviroment"... Patrick Swayze's widow to make "Oprah" appearance... Celebs turn out for premiere of "This Is It"... Lindsay Lohan headed to India on charity work... Michael Lohan asks Lindsay to get help (while on Maury Povich show episode titled "You're 14 ... Stop Lap Dancing and Trying to Get Pregnant")... Kate Gosselin renews her nurse's license... Andre Agassi admits to past crystal meth addiction... Lisa Kudrow to guest star on Courteney Cox's "Cougar Town"... Man apologizes for causing mistrial in John Travolta extortion case... Sandra Bullock and Jesse James in custody battle with James's porn star ex... Corey Feldman's wife files for divorce... Jennifer Esposito and tennis player Mark Philippoussis engaged... Child stars more likely to be Sagittarians? Pix: Adam Lambert's album cover. Video: James Franco can't pronounce "Gucci" in new Funny or Die vid: James Franco: Gucci Commercial...

By Liz Kelly  | October 28, 2009; 8:45 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (36)
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Rosie O'Donnell in the nanny club? I think not.

Rosie O'Donnell and Kelli Carpenter in 2003. (AP) Nannies: The new must-have accessory?: What's with all the celebs who hook up with the nanny? I didn't realize Rosie had joined the Jude Law-Ethan Hawke club too. -- from last week's Celebritology Live chat. Hmmm, maybe we should shut this one down before it picks up traction. I'm not sure where you got your information, pardner, but Rosie has been married to Kelli Carpenter -- a former Nickelodeon exec -- for the past five years. And, despite last week's news that the two have separated and will likely embark on a complicated and closely-watched divorce, I haven't seen anything attributing the split to infidelity or anyone getting overly friendly with the help. But, if you're jonesing for a list of celebs who have made a love connection at home, here's a definitive run down -- in no particular order: --...

By Liz Kelly  | October 27, 2009; 11:55 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (14)
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Ricky Gervais to host Golden Globes; No talk show for Jennifer Aniston

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper at the 13th annual Hollywood Film Festival Hollywood Awards Gala on Monday in Beverly Hills. (Getty Images) Headlines: Ricky Gervais to host Golden Globes... Michael Jackson's kids in therapy, says LaToya... Scarlett Johansson to make Broadway debut... Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen marry... Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen launching junior's clothing line. Crime Watch: Roman Polanski's victim urges court to dismiss case... Randy and Evi Quaid face extradition after missing court date... Diane Von Furstenburg mugged in Madrid. Pix: Ivanka Trump's wedding shot... Amy Winehouse shows off her newly-enhanced figure... Jude Law's new baby... Suri Cruise rocks heels again... Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom get matching tattoos. Video: Charlize Theron kisses a chick for charity... Chris Brown posts fan-made Rihanna/Brown clip to Twitter. Rumor Mill: Lindsay Lohan dropped by record label?... Will Kanye West make a surprise appearance when Taylor Swift hosts "SNL"?... New unauthorized...

By Liz Kelly  | October 27, 2009; 7:15 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (30)
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Paul Haggis renounces Scientology; Jacko speaks to sis LaToya from beyond the grave

Dana Delaney wears the wrong outfit to the 20th Anniversary Environmental Media Awards Sunday in Los Angeles. (AP) Headlines: Director Paul Haggis ("Crash") renounces Church of Scientology after 35 years... Madonna returns to Malawi to break ground for new school... Michael Jackson speaks to her from beyond the grave, says sister LaToya... Brad Pitt falls off his motorcycle after run-in with paparazzo... Sean Penn heads to Cuba to research Vanity Fair story... Andrew Lloyd Webber battling prostate cancer... Morrissey recovering after collapsing on stage... Courtney Love moves to New York to escape "bogus raids" by off-duty cops... Ivanka Trump marries... Martha Stewart makes list of celebs strippers would like to see do a pole dance... Jon and Kate Gosselin due in court today for contempt case... Ex-girlfriend sues Tom Sizemore for child support. Pix: Nine-year-old Noah Cyrus's horrifying Halloween costume. Crime Watch: Justin Timberlake granted restraining order against fan......

By Liz Kelly  | October 26, 2009; 8:32 AM ET  |  Permalink  |  Comments (41)
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