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Posted at 7:32 AM ET, 10/23/2009

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz dumped from 'Melrose Place'; Dennis Quaid takes a cab

By Liz Kelly
Friday

More Headlines: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz dumped from "Melrose Place" cast (at least she still has her music career)... Michael Lohan claims Twitter account is a fake... Cop persuades supposedly tipsy Dennis Quaid to take a cab... "Full House's" Jodie Sweetin pens memoir detailing drug abuse... Madonna planning visit to site of future girls' school in Malawi... Spice Girls launching reality talent hunt show... Madrid museum to sell David Beckham-adorned condoms... Rick Springfield hopes fans won't be offended by nude scenes... Patrick Dempsey sells new sitcom to ABC... Heidi Klum shares her top 10 Halloween costume ideas... Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton expecting their first child... Comedian Soupy Sales dead at 83... TMZ's Harvey Levin threatening to sue L.A. Sheriffs over investigation into Mel Gibson leak.

Pix: Wyclef Jean and Akon strip for each other on stage (NSFW)... GQ posts more (NSFW) pix of January Jones... Booted Britney Spears takes her boys to the movies.

Crime Watch: Lil' Wayne pleads guilty to attempted gun possession, could face a year in jail (why so severe?)... More arrests made in Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge burglaries; robbers may have also hit homes of Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton... Trial date set for cops accused of snooping on Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate.

Video: Apparently Keanu Reeves is immortal...

Balloon Boy's dad co-starred in boring Web show... Pennsylvania mom Kate Gosselin is armed with autographed pics.

Rumor Mill: New York club lifts ban on Lindsay Lohan.

Say What?
"Maybe one day, hopefully. That's what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring." -- L.A. Laker Lamar Odom on whether he and wife Khloe Kardashian plan to have kids.

By Liz Kelly  | October 23, 2009; 7:32 AM ET
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Rest in peace, Soupy. I'm (just barely) old enough to have fond memories of The Soupy Sales Show and Fang.

Posted by: mat00 | October 23, 2009 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Spice Girls launching reality talent hunt show... How would they know what talent looks like?


I think we should bring the David Beckham condoms here to the US. Of course they'll probably cost a fortune and will just leave everyone disappointed.


Why can't I tell Patrick Dempsey apart from Patrick Duffy?


If Keanu Reeves is really that old, you'd think he'd have learn how to act by now.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 23, 2009 9:18 AM | Report abuse

So why are Lamar and Khloe having kids?

RIP Soupy Sales. I will send some of those green pieces of paper in my wallet to an appropriate charity in your honor.

Spice Girls launch reality talent hunt. Hopefully not amongst themselves.

Posted by: epjd | October 23, 2009 9:20 AM | Report abuse

"Cop persuades supposedly tipsy Dennis Quaid to take a cab" -- I just got this weird flashback to "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia." Was Kristy McNichol with him, by chance?

"Full House's" Jodie Sweetin pens memoir detailing drug abuse" -- As long as she explains "Pants Off Dance Off," I'm good.

"Madrid museum to sell David Beckham-adorned condoms" -- Posh must be so Prado of him! [Insert "ball" add-on joke here]

"Patrick Dempsey sells new sitcom to ABC" -- Here's hoping it's "Loverboy: The Series". Pizzas "with everything" for all the ladies!

"Heidi Klum shares her top 10 Halloween costume ideas" -- And they're all too short, too tight, and too shiny.

"Booted Britney Spears takes her boys to the movies." -- Dear God, I hope she didn't make them watch "Crossroads." Isn't being her sons punishment enough?

"Pennsylvania mom Kate Gosselin is armed with autographed pics." -- Two versions. The women's says, "Love ya! Kate." The men's version says, "Get a job, you useless man!"

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 23, 2009 9:32 AM | Report abuse

Actress Collin Paxton-Willson died. She played Mayella Ewell in To Kill A Mockinbird.

http://www.austin360.com/movies/content/shared-gen/ap/Movies/US_Obit_Wilcox.html

Posted by: epjd | October 23, 2009 9:35 AM | Report abuse

td a couple of things, I'm pretty sure the coke and meth explains Pants Off Dance Off.

And also, "And they're all too short, too tight, and too shiny." Is this really a problem when Heidi is wearing them?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 23, 2009 9:40 AM | Report abuse

Lilo: @realMichaelLohan: oh yeah? @FakeMichaelLohan was a bettr twittr dad than you'll evr b!


Spice Girls launching reality show: not quite clear on the concept of "strike while the iron is hot," are we, Girls?


Grammatically speaking, isn't a "David Beckham-adorned condom" the same as a David Beckham-occupied one?


"Rick Springfield hopes fans won't be offended by nude scenes." They won't, but fans of nudity will be.


Heidi Klum's Hallowe'en costume ideas for me are very different from my Hallowe'en costume ideas for her. And they use a lot more fabric.


RIP Soupy.


The only leaks Harvey Levin wants to sue over the ones that might rinse the slime off of him.


"Apparently Keanu Reeves is immortal." As Keanu himself would say: Woah.

"Kings and queens"? Hey, Lamar - the L.A. Kings are a HOCKEY team. You're a basketball guy.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 23, 2009 9:44 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, what bugged me most about "Pants Off Dance Off" (besides the whole concept and execution) was that every now and then they'd have this bouncing Jodie head (circa "Full House") going across the screen. The juxtaposition between the young Jodie head and the, er, contestants, was a bit disturbing.

(Oh, and just to be clear, I watched this show ONCE. Honest!)

And as far as Heidi goes, I didn't say it was a "problem" at all!

Great snark on the Beckham, BTW. Comment of the Week material there.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 23, 2009 9:46 AM | Report abuse

Wow. That picture of Akon is...impressive. Wyclef's face says he agrees.

Posted by: SweetieJ | October 23, 2009 9:52 AM | Report abuse

Late but jumping on the spice girls bandwagon...

Shouldn't they have done that talent search oh say back in the early 90's, before the band was formed...

I'm jes sayin'.

So is Rick Springfield going to Bop til he Drops during his nude scene - inquiring minds - meh no we really don't want to know...

Posted by: LTL1 | October 23, 2009 10:03 AM | Report abuse

If Keanu Reeves is really that old, you'd think he'd have learn how to act by now.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 23, 2009 9:18 AM

Maybe this is why his delivery is so stiff?

"Madrid museum to sell David Beckham-adorned condoms" - puts a new spin on Bend It Like Beckham, now doesn't it?

You know the pix must be interesting when the only non-NSFW option is labeled "Booted Britney Spears takes her boys to the movies."

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Heidi Klum's Hallowe'en costume ideas for me are very different from my Hallowe'en costume ideas for her. And they use a lot more fabric. -- Byoolin1

Byoolin, did you miss #7?

Posted by: northgs | October 23, 2009 10:07 AM | Report abuse

Comment of the week to Northgs:
"Madrid museum to sell David Beckham-adorned condoms" - puts a new spin on Bend It Like Beckham, now doesn't it?

Posted by: epjd | October 23, 2009 10:09 AM | Report abuse

Rick Springfield still has fans?

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 23, 2009 10:30 AM | Report abuse

Ep, I'd give Comment of the Week to Dorkus for his gem on the same subject:
"I think we should bring the David Beckham condoms here to the US. Of course they'll probably cost a fortune and will just leave everyone disappointed."

Posted by: northgs | October 23, 2009 10:32 AM | Report abuse

Can't top either northgs or dorkus, but re Jodie Sweetin if you had to work with both Bob Saget and the Olsons, you'd take drugs too.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 23, 2009 10:56 AM | Report abuse

Got a point there reddragon...though personally, I place the blame on Dave Coulier and Mr. Woodchuck. That puppet looks like it might co-star in a bad acid trip with Keith Richards.

Posted by: Bawlmer51 | October 23, 2009 11:27 AM | Report abuse

Y'all are ON IT today! *bows*

All I have to say is that Patrick Dempsey is another one of those "heartthrobs" that does absolutely nothing for me, like George Clooney. I can't be the only one who has this issue.

Can I?

Posted by: jaybbub | October 23, 2009 12:12 PM | Report abuse

POLICEMAN: Mister Quaid, you've had too much to drink to be able to drive.

DENNIS QUAID: Ho-kay, Occifer, then call me a cab.

POLICEMAN: Sorry, Mister Quaid, I don't do schtick.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 23, 2009 12:29 PM | Report abuse

Britney takes her boys to the movies.

Did she leave her "girls" at home?

"David Beckham-adorned condoms..."?!?!?!
Beckham adorned rhe condoms?!?!!?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those wishing to send condolences to Soupy Sales' family, please write your message on the back of a $20 bill and send it to....

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 23, 2009 12:38 PM | Report abuse

Kate Gosselin and Lamar Odom both suffer from some serious delusions of their own grandeur.

Posted by: Californian11 | October 23, 2009 12:51 PM | Report abuse

That Vanity Fair piece on Kate was jaw-dropping. The woman is a train wreck. When asked why he was following Kate for pictures, one of the paps said, "She's a huge story at the moment." When told of this, Kate immediately snarled "At the MOMENT?"

Shudder. I feel so badly for those children.

I quite literally burst out laughing when I read the Odom quote. Then I realized he wasn't being facetious. Which made me laugh again.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | October 23, 2009 2:35 PM | Report abuse

Heidi Klum shares her top 10 Halloween costume ideas...

1. Sexy cat ho
2. Vampire ho
3. Bumble bee ho
4. Bride of Frankenstein ho
5. Angel ho
6. Superhero ho
7. Spray painted body art ho
8. Police officer ho
9. Flapper ho
10. Clown ho

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 23, 2009 3:52 PM | Report abuse

Ah Sas are you just peeved because she didn't include the 'quatch ho?

Posted by: LTL1 | October 23, 2009 4:10 PM | Report abuse

PS perhaps that NY bar lifting it's ban is really just them doing their part to help with the recession???

Posted by: LTL1 | October 23, 2009 4:12 PM | Report abuse

Sas, is the costume list designed for the Kartrashians? Sounds more up their alley than Heidi Klum's ...

Posted by: Californian11 | October 23, 2009 5:09 PM | Report abuse

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