Ashlee Simpson-Wentz dumped from 'Melrose Place'; Dennis Quaid takes a cab

Rest in peace, Soupy. I'm (just barely) old enough to have fond memories of The Soupy Sales Show and Fang.

Spice Girls launching reality talent hunt show... How would they know what talent looks like?

I think we should bring the David Beckham condoms here to the US. Of course they'll probably cost a fortune and will just leave everyone disappointed.

Why can't I tell Patrick Dempsey apart from Patrick Duffy?

If Keanu Reeves is really that old, you'd think he'd have learn how to act by now.

So why are Lamar and Khloe having kids?

RIP Soupy Sales. I will send some of those green pieces of paper in my wallet to an appropriate charity in your honor.

Spice Girls launch reality talent hunt. Hopefully not amongst themselves.

"Cop persuades supposedly tipsy Dennis Quaid to take a cab" -- I just got this weird flashback to "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia." Was Kristy McNichol with him, by chance?

"Full House's" Jodie Sweetin pens memoir detailing drug abuse" -- As long as she explains "Pants Off Dance Off," I'm good.

"Madrid museum to sell David Beckham-adorned condoms" -- Posh must be so Prado of him! [Insert "ball" add-on joke here]

"Patrick Dempsey sells new sitcom to ABC" -- Here's hoping it's "Loverboy: The Series". Pizzas "with everything" for all the ladies!

"Heidi Klum shares her top 10 Halloween costume ideas" -- And they're all too short, too tight, and too shiny.

"Booted Britney Spears takes her boys to the movies." -- Dear God, I hope she didn't make them watch "Crossroads." Isn't being her sons punishment enough?

"Pennsylvania mom Kate Gosselin is armed with autographed pics." -- Two versions. The women's says, "Love ya! Kate." The men's version says, "Get a job, you useless man!"

Actress Collin Paxton-Willson died. She played Mayella Ewell in To Kill A Mockinbird.

http://www.austin360.com/movies/content/shared-gen/ap/Movies/US_Obit_Wilcox.html

td a couple of things, I'm pretty sure the coke and meth explains Pants Off Dance Off.

And also, "And they're all too short, too tight, and too shiny." Is this really a problem when Heidi is wearing them?

Lilo: @realMichaelLohan: oh yeah? @FakeMichaelLohan was a bettr twittr dad than you'll evr b!

Spice Girls launching reality show: not quite clear on the concept of "strike while the iron is hot," are we, Girls?

Grammatically speaking, isn't a "David Beckham-adorned condom" the same as a David Beckham-occupied one?

"Rick Springfield hopes fans won't be offended by nude scenes." They won't, but fans of nudity will be.

Heidi Klum's Hallowe'en costume ideas for me are very different from my Hallowe'en costume ideas for her. And they use a lot more fabric.

RIP Soupy.

The only leaks Harvey Levin wants to sue over the ones that might rinse the slime off of him.

"Apparently Keanu Reeves is immortal." As Keanu himself would say: Woah.

"Kings and queens"? Hey, Lamar - the L.A. Kings are a HOCKEY team. You're a basketball guy.

Dorkus, what bugged me most about "Pants Off Dance Off" (besides the whole concept and execution) was that every now and then they'd have this bouncing Jodie head (circa "Full House") going across the screen. The juxtaposition between the young Jodie head and the, er, contestants, was a bit disturbing.

(Oh, and just to be clear, I watched this show ONCE. Honest!)

And as far as Heidi goes, I didn't say it was a "problem" at all!

Great snark on the Beckham, BTW. Comment of the Week material there.

Wow. That picture of Akon is...impressive. Wyclef's face says he agrees.

Late but jumping on the spice girls bandwagon...

Shouldn't they have done that talent search oh say back in the early 90's, before the band was formed...

I'm jes sayin'.

So is Rick Springfield going to Bop til he Drops during his nude scene - inquiring minds - meh no we really don't want to know...

If Keanu Reeves is really that old, you'd think he'd have learn how to act by now.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 23, 2009 9:18 AM

Maybe this is why his delivery is so stiff?

"Madrid museum to sell David Beckham-adorned condoms" - puts a new spin on Bend It Like Beckham, now doesn't it?

You know the pix must be interesting when the only non-NSFW option is labeled "Booted Britney Spears takes her boys to the movies."

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Heidi Klum's Hallowe'en costume ideas for me are very different from my Hallowe'en costume ideas for her. And they use a lot more fabric. -- Byoolin1

Byoolin, did you miss #7?

Comment of the week to Northgs:
"Madrid museum to sell David Beckham-adorned condoms" - puts a new spin on Bend It Like Beckham, now doesn't it?

Rick Springfield still has fans?

Ep, I'd give Comment of the Week to Dorkus for his gem on the same subject:
"I think we should bring the David Beckham condoms here to the US. Of course they'll probably cost a fortune and will just leave everyone disappointed."

Can't top either northgs or dorkus, but re Jodie Sweetin if you had to work with both Bob Saget and the Olsons, you'd take drugs too.

Got a point there reddragon...though personally, I place the blame on Dave Coulier and Mr. Woodchuck. That puppet looks like it might co-star in a bad acid trip with Keith Richards.

Y'all are ON IT today! *bows*

All I have to say is that Patrick Dempsey is another one of those "heartthrobs" that does absolutely nothing for me, like George Clooney. I can't be the only one who has this issue.

Can I?

POLICEMAN: Mister Quaid, you've had too much to drink to be able to drive.

DENNIS QUAID: Ho-kay, Occifer, then call me a cab.

POLICEMAN: Sorry, Mister Quaid, I don't do schtick.

Britney takes her boys to the movies.

Did she leave her "girls" at home?

"David Beckham-adorned condoms..."?!?!?!
Beckham adorned rhe condoms?!?!!?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those wishing to send condolences to Soupy Sales' family, please write your message on the back of a $20 bill and send it to....

Kate Gosselin and Lamar Odom both suffer from some serious delusions of their own grandeur.

That Vanity Fair piece on Kate was jaw-dropping. The woman is a train wreck. When asked why he was following Kate for pictures, one of the paps said, "She's a huge story at the moment." When told of this, Kate immediately snarled "At the MOMENT?"

Shudder. I feel so badly for those children.

I quite literally burst out laughing when I read the Odom quote. Then I realized he wasn't being facetious. Which made me laugh again.

Heidi Klum shares her top 10 Halloween costume ideas...

1. Sexy cat ho
2. Vampire ho
3. Bumble bee ho
4. Bride of Frankenstein ho
5. Angel ho
6. Superhero ho
7. Spray painted body art ho
8. Police officer ho
9. Flapper ho
10. Clown ho

Ah Sas are you just peeved because she didn't include the 'quatch ho?

PS perhaps that NY bar lifting it's ban is really just them doing their part to help with the recession???

Sas, is the costume list designed for the Kartrashians? Sounds more up their alley than Heidi Klum's ...