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Posted at 8:45 AM ET, 10/14/2009

Jon Gosselin Ordered to Return $180K; Jesse McCartney Forgets National Anthem Lyrics

By Liz Kelly
Wednesday

Headlines: Jon Gosselin ordered to return $180,000... Michael Jackson gets five American Music Award nominations... Diddy says Whitney Houston threw ex Bobby Brown under the bus... Armani signs Megan Fox for underwear and jeans ad campaigns... Lindsay Lohan disses Samantha Ronson's "controlling" family via Twitter... Rihanna joins Twitter to drop hints about upcoming album... Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez attend White House event... Morgan Freeman backs Democrat in Mississippi governor's race... "Mad Men" star January Jones says ex Ashton Kutcher once told her to quit acting; were Jones's breasts digitally enhanced for GQ cover?... Lauren Conrad "done" with "The Hills"... Connecticut college wants to keep interns away from David Letterman... Cipro and Pedialyte on Anna Nicole Smith's death bed, claims witness... Tracy Morgan says Chris Kattan and Sheri Oteri treated him badly on "SNL" set... Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher rescue lost dog... Christie Brinkley and ex reach (new) divorce settlement... Jeffrey Tambor and wife welcome twin boys... PETA angry about Paris Hilton's new pet, Princess Pigelette.

Crime Watch: TMZ busts California first lady Maria Shriver for holding cell while driving, violating a law her husband, Arnold Schwarzenegger, signed last year... Accused Shawn Johnson stalker headed to trial.

Pix: Amy Winehouse's shirt sending a message to ex?

Video: Jimmy Fallon channels Billy Ray Cyrus in rap response to Miley's "Goodbye Twitter" clip...

More: Jesse McCartney forgets National Anthem lyrics... David Letterman loses his Tom Hanks emergency privileges.

Rumor Mill: New Jersey man apologizes for Zach Braff suicide hoax... Watch out Katy Perry: Russell Brand's not capable of monogamy, says ex... Penelope Cruz making a "SATC 2" cameo appearance?

By Liz Kelly  | October 14, 2009; 8:45 AM ET
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Judging by that picture in the US story, it looks like Jon Gosselin didn't spend a penny of the $180K on clothes.


Future "Entertainment Tonight" video: five clips of the announcer saying, "Michael Jackson couldn't be here tonight because, well, you know..."


Whitney Houston threw Bobby Brown under the bus, which is unfortunate, since the bus is what he uses to get around these days.


Armani signs Megan Fox - betcha Giorgio's car is nice and clean now, too.


"Tracy Morgan says Chris Kattan and Sheri Oteri treated him badly on "SNL" set." And to add insult to injury, now Morgan is forced to work long days on the set of a popular tv show, while both Who Dat? and Who DAT? have their days wide open, completely free to wake up whenever they want, lounge around the house in their pyjamas, and not even have to worry about the phone ringing.


"Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher rescue lost dog." Do you ever read those lost dog signs stuck on posts and think to yourself, "No, if he *really* answered to 'Rover,' he wouldn't be lost"?


"David Letterman loses his Tom Hanks emergency privileges." So now when Dave needs to tap a button... ah, too easy.


Hey, New Jersey: a proper "Zach Braff suicide hoax" means you kill him and make it LOOK like a suicide. Prank web pages are for amateurs.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 14, 2009 9:09 AM | Report abuse

Hank Kingsley is a dad of twins? Hey now!

Penelope Cruz in SATC 2? Is she playing Samantha's daughter?

Russell Brand's not capable of exhibiting talent either.

Whitney threw Bob-BAY under the bus? It's not right, but it's OK.

Lauren Conrad is done with "The Hills"? That makes 200,000,001 of us.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 14, 2009 9:24 AM | Report abuse

Lindsay Lohan disses Samantha Ronson's "controlling" family via Twitter...
-You know, a crazy rant loses some of its impact when limits to 140 characters. But then again it's probably asking a lot for LiLo to string together 140 comprehensible characters.


Jones's breasts digitally enhanced for GQ cover?...
-This may required further in-depth study...


After watching "What happens in Vegas" Ashton should probably take his own advice.


Tracy Morgan, if you can't stand up to Chris Kattan, I'm afraid we're going to have to take away a man-card.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 14, 2009 9:30 AM | Report abuse

Diddy says Whitney Houston threw ex Bobby Brown under the bus...

Hey Puff Puffy Diddy Daddy, I'm not seeing a problem with this...

Posted by: jes11 | October 14, 2009 9:51 AM | Report abuse

Rhianna tweets, "The wait is ova."
- Doesn't she know that just because it's Latin Americans Month, that doesn't mean you should be tweeting in Latin?

Amy Winehouse wears a shirt that says, "Blake's Girl."
- Maybe we're reading too much to this speculation about ex-husbands. Perhaps she's a big fan of 19th century Transendentalist poets.

Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez attend White House event...
- Where Barack and Michelle Obama cornered Jennifer and questioned her extensively about how that Lola video tied up their access to Celebritology on Monday.

Posted by: mdreader01 | October 14, 2009 10:19 AM | Report abuse

Agree that we are making too much of Amy's shirt. Probably the first shirt she found on the bathroom floor. Gawd knows it doesn't take much to pass her whiff test.

Diddy says Whitney Houston threw ex Bobby Brown under the bus... Ok, everyone "BusDriver! Move that bus!...ok, now back up, and do it again."

Can't see the Anna Nicole story. So what is the big deal about Cipro and Pedialyte? Perhaps she was treating Montazuma's Revenge or a UTI?

Princess Pigelette, that's a mean thing to call Nicole.

I think PETA should be more worried about Sasha and that dog.

Posted by: hodie | October 14, 2009 11:13 AM | Report abuse

Liz, please tell me this isn't true:

Michael Jackson's Kids to Star in A&E Reality Show
http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/michael-jacksons-kids-to-star-in-a-and-e-reality-show-20091410

Posted by: TigerLily81 | October 14, 2009 11:35 AM | Report abuse

Hodie, you're firing on all cylinders today.

Pouffy Puffy Diddy Diddle Daddy (or whatever the heck he's calling himself today) is turning out to be a real creep. Are there other abusive men he's supported other than Chris Brown and Bobby Brown? R. Kelly perhaps?

Morgan Freeman backs the Democrat in the Miss. governor race. I didn't know there were any very young women that active in Mississippi politics.

Posted by: northgs | October 14, 2009 11:41 AM | Report abuse

Liz missed the following, which I haven't yet had a chance to view (darned work!), though an educated guess would be that it's NSFW.

"Sell The Vatican Save The World: Sarah Silverman's Campaign To End Hunger"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/11/sell-the-vatican-save-the_n_316559.html

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | October 14, 2009 12:07 PM | Report abuse

Best unintentional humor of the day, from the Christie Brinkley divorce story:

"Attorneys for both sides said outside court that their respective claims had been dropped in the interest of post-marital harmony."


Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 14, 2009 1:04 PM | Report abuse

I've always liked Maria Shriver, but GOOD. Interesting also that her husband has been a champion of fuel efficiency standards, but she drives one of the most fuel-inefficient guzzlers made.

I see Amy Whacko is still drawing on those weird freckles and wearing the ick nast ballet slippers ... and I ask you, who on earth would allow their child to be around her? Who cares how much advice she gives about staying on the right path when she is the ultimate train wreck?

Um, I don't think I'd want Morgan "Woody Award" Freeman's endorsement, thanks.

Paris Hilton an animal lover? Really? How many animals has she collected that we mysteriously never see again? I have heard some disturbing things about what's happened to some of her animals.

Posted by: Californian11 | October 14, 2009 1:09 PM | Report abuse

See as Bobby Brown is still alive and kicking, it is obvious that Whitney Houston did not throw him under a Metrobus. If only she had discussed the matter with Metro General Manager John Catoe...

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 14, 2009 1:16 PM | Report abuse

Sas, I bet O. Roy Chalk of the late DC Transit could've arranged something.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | October 14, 2009 1:25 PM | Report abuse

Nosy, I bet that you and I are the only ones on this forum who know or remember O. Roy Chalk.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 14, 2009 1:37 PM | Report abuse

Sas, some of us just improve with age, like fine wines!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | October 14, 2009 1:40 PM | Report abuse

Nosy, I think I passed my "Enjoy by" date a couple of years ago.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 14, 2009 1:51 PM | Report abuse

I read somewhere (maybe in one of Joseph Lash's Roosevelt bios?) that at least early in FDR's presidency, Eleanor would sometimes stand out in front of the White House in order to catch the bus on 16th Street. I believe Margaret Truman also took the bus to GWU while her dad was VP. Of course this was all long before even Lizard time!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | October 14, 2009 2:07 PM | Report abuse

Liz,

Thanx for the pic of Eva Longoria. Can't tell if the other one really is JLo, b/c of the angle.

Based the general tenor of her pronouncements, I am surprised that Megan Fox wears underwear.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 14, 2009 2:12 PM | Report abuse

Based the general tenor of her pronouncements, I am surprised that Megan Fox wears underwear.

Posted by: reddragon1
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or shaves...

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 14, 2009 2:19 PM | Report abuse

Thanks for the compliment northgs. Nothing like a crappy day at work to improve your snark.

Posted by: hodie | October 14, 2009 4:47 PM | Report abuse

Oh, and I would snark on Jesse McCartney forgetting the words to the National Anthem but I have no idea who he is. Is he a great-grandchild of Paul's. Is he even American? Maybe that's his excuse.

Posted by: hodie | October 14, 2009 4:48 PM | Report abuse

I would be very surprised if Russell Brand keeps the number of women he sleeps with under 365 per year. But he is an equal opportunity flirter. He flirts with women of all ages, and it's a blast seeing him work. He had Sherri from the view blushing like a schoolgirl! And Babs, too!

Posted by: lolyla | October 14, 2009 6:10 PM | Report abuse

Per Megan Fox: perfect gig for her. All she has to do is look hot in great clothes and keep her mouth closed.

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | October 14, 2009 6:58 PM | Report abuse

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