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Posted at 7:15 AM ET, 10/27/2009

Ricky Gervais to host Golden Globes; No talk show for Jennifer Aniston

By Liz Kelly

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper at the 13th annual Hollywood Film Festival Hollywood Awards Gala on Monday in Beverly Hills. (Getty Images)
Tuesday

Headlines: Ricky Gervais to host Golden Globes... Michael Jackson's kids in therapy, says LaToya... Scarlett Johansson to make Broadway debut... Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen marry... Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen launching junior's clothing line.

Crime Watch: Roman Polanski's victim urges court to dismiss case... Randy and Evi Quaid face extradition after missing court date... Diane Von Furstenburg mugged in Madrid.

Pix: Ivanka Trump's wedding shot... Amy Winehouse shows off her newly-enhanced figure... Jude Law's new baby... Suri Cruise rocks heels again... Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom get matching tattoos.

Video: Charlize Theron kisses a chick for charity... Chris Brown posts fan-made Rihanna/Brown clip to Twitter.

Rumor Mill: Lindsay Lohan dropped by record label?... Will Kanye West make a surprise appearance when Taylor Swift hosts "SNL"?... New unauthorized biography claims Angelina Jolie slept with her mother's boyfriend... Madonna to meet Mercy James's biological father.

Not News: Jennifer Aniston not hosting new talk show.

Say What?
"I just get naked. That's what I do." -- Levi Johnston shares his skill set.

By Liz Kelly  | October 27, 2009; 7:15 AM ET
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Comments

Ivanka is probably one of the most beautiful brides in "hollywood". She looks elegant and classy.

The GG should be good this year.

Posted by: Guest1234 | October 27, 2009 8:57 AM | Report abuse

It's like I told Ricky, do a couple of mediocre films and they'll give you an award show to host.


Can we start the fake countdown clock on the fake Odom/Kardashian marriage now?


$140,000 to make out with Cherlize Theorn for 20 seconds? That's a pretty sound investment.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 27, 2009 9:03 AM | Report abuse

Sandy looks hot in that picture. Me likey. Woof!

Posted by: biffgrifftheoneandonly | October 27, 2009 9:06 AM | Report abuse

The fake Odom/Kardashian marriage may last, though. They seem to have a lot in common. Like really odd facial expressions. Perhaps smiles? Grimaces?

Posted by: Amelia5 | October 27, 2009 9:10 AM | Report abuse

Ivanka looks beautiful in that photo. I've read that she's very intelligent and well-spoken. Good for her.

Amy Winehouse looks not-terrible. Good for her.

LiLo dropped by record label. Good for us.

Posted by: jelo97 | October 27, 2009 9:12 AM | Report abuse

Well, at least with MK + A Olsen's fashion line, we shouldn't have to worry about little girls looking like half-dressed skanks; MK and A seem to typically wear enough fabric for four people. The kiddos might look like they're budding bag ladies, but that's another issue...

Poor Suri looks like she's scared of the camera/pap.

Michael Jackson's kids probably do need therapy. I seriously doubt they need Auntie LaToya talking about it to the media.

Agree, Ivanka looked lovely.

Posted by: northgs | October 27, 2009 9:50 AM | Report abuse

Ricky Gervais to host Golden Globes...

He's having Amy Winehouse's new boobs over for dinner?

ScarJo to star in a play where a 17 year-old male is obsessed with her? Is this a reality play?

If Suri's heels were an inch higher, she'd be taller than Daddy.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are keeping their other hands free and clear so that when the time comes they can get matching DIV-O-RCE tattoos.

The Jackson kids are in therapy to cope with Michael's death. This is a shift from their previous protocol, when they were in therapy to cope with Michael's lifestyle.

The worst aspect of DIANE von Furstenberg getting mugged in Madrid is that it's such a second-tier city for fashionistas. World Class fashionistias prefer to get mugged in NYC or Paris.

Jude Law sees his baby on a magazine cover, which may be the only time he'll see it.

The Olsen twins' new fashion line is called "Olsenboye" because "Les Miz" was already trademarked.

Would Dorkus have been so enthused with watching Charlize Theron suck face with another woman if the winning bidder had been Rosie O' Donnell? Or Roseanne Barr?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 27, 2009 9:54 AM | Report abuse

If the Golden Globes goes anything like the AMAs, we'll have Wee Tom interupting young Scarlett's acceptance speech proclaiming while jumping up and down "I'm sure you're good but I just want to say (and then you can talk) Katie's the best!"

Ahh, just what we need for a new teen clothing line... the rolled out of bed so wore my blanket to school look, or the tarted up grunge look. Congrats twins.

The shot of Randy and Eva is the same shot in the Lizard dictionary next to "batsh!t crazy". I have a feeling they can't be reached for comment because they have left the planet.

Diane, you didn't have one of those crazy zebra prints to momentarily daze your attacker on you? Seriously though, glad you were not hurt.

Yes Jude is a creep but that baby Mama seems somewhat psycho.

Suri, as always cute as a button. Wish the paps would leave her alone.

Levi, do us all a favor and keep it in your Levi's.

Posted by: hodie | October 27, 2009 9:56 AM | Report abuse

Woo hoo, Lizards! That Kardashian thing and the whatever she "married" just keep on giving! I'm thinking it's about time for the vow renewal....

Posted by: jaybbub | October 27, 2009 9:57 AM | Report abuse

I know Suri likes heels, but her little feet are still developing. Wearing heels at that age can ruin her feet. Too bad she has no adults in her life to protect her.

Speaking of no adults in their life, why is LaToya allowed to talk about the children so much?

Baby Mamma has to get funds some way. Jude is claiming the kid is not his, so no child support. Do you want her appearing nude in playboy?

Levi, go back to high school.

Posted by: epjd | October 27, 2009 10:01 AM | Report abuse

So -- does anyone else think that Amy Winehouse drew on her freckles? They look a bit too precise to be real (but maybe I was the only one looking at her face...)

Posted by: MrsKerin | October 27, 2009 10:19 AM | Report abuse

"Suri Cruise rocks heels again" -- More evidence that her birth father is really Manolo Blahnik.

"Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen launching junior's clothing line." -- During the runway show, Bob Sagat will tell dirty jokes, Jodie Sweetin will sign books, and John Stamos will comp everyone in the audience with "Bye Bye Birdie" tickets.

"New unauthorized biography claims Angelina Jolie slept with her mother's boyfriend" -- The authorized version says she also slept with the gardner, the pool boy, and the mailman.

"Jennifer Aniston not hosting new talk show." -- Instead she's going to host an old talk show and change her name to Dinah! Her guests will include Joey Hetherton, Tiny Tim, and the DeFranco Family.


Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 27, 2009 10:28 AM | Report abuse

"Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom get matching tattoos."

Because nothing says "forever" like a tattoo.

Just ask Roseanne Barr & Tom Arnold, Johnny Depp & Winona Ryder, Tommy Lee & Pam Anderson, etc., etc.

Suri will have bunions by the time she's 8 if she keeps that up. But it seems as though she's being carried half the time so maybe not.

Good for Paul Haggis for coming to his senses! Will Travolta be far behind?

Posted by: wadejg | October 27, 2009 10:31 AM | Report abuse

From the Levi Johnston article:

"Like the up-in-the-air date, the theme of the shoot itself is also to-be-determined, Jones explained. 'We're going to play it by ear. I'm going to make sure it's something he's comfortable with and tasteful. This is art.'"

Ten bucks he's wearing a Santa hat and antlers are involved.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 27, 2009 10:34 AM | Report abuse

Agree ep, Jude needs to take responsibility (at least financially) but she needs to quit wishing the jerk in her life otherwise. It appears like the plot in a very bad movie.

Posted by: hodie | October 27, 2009 10:48 AM | Report abuse

td_in_baltimore - I LURVED the Dinah Shore Show! Used to watch it with my mom after school. That was good stuff - thanks for the memories.

Posted by: jaybbub | October 27, 2009 11:04 AM | Report abuse

If the Golden Globes goes anything like the AMAs, we'll have Wee Tom interupting young Scarlett's acceptance speech proclaiming while jumping up and down "I'm sure you're good but I just want to say (and then you can talk) Katie's the best!"
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First, great use of a Kanye/Taylor Swift joke, that is surely not overplayed at all yet. Very topical. Second, that was at the VMAs, not the AMAs. And why would Scarlett Johansson or Katie Holmes be nominated for Golden Globes if they were/are on Broadway? Most importantly, this is not funny at all. Good luck next time.

Posted by: spret07 | October 27, 2009 11:04 AM | Report abuse

First, great use of a Kanye/Taylor Swift joke, that is surely not overplayed at all yet. Very topical. Second, that was at the VMAs, not the AMAs. And why would Scarlett Johansson or Katie Holmes be nominated for Golden Globes if they were/are on Broadway? Most importantly, this is not funny at all. Good luck next time.

Posted by: spret07 | October 27, 2009 11:04 AM | Report abuse

Damn! I tried.

Posted by: hodie | October 27, 2009 11:16 AM | Report abuse

wow. now we have critics reviewing the posts. best form everyone.

Posted by: jcm4 | October 27, 2009 12:00 PM | Report abuse

But THIS is very funny:

"Most importantly, this is not funny at all. Good luck next time."

Is my 3rd grade teacher in the house? Thanks for showing up to critique our comments!

Posted by: Amelia5 | October 27, 2009 12:01 PM | Report abuse

I would think Jacko's kids need therapy for more than just coping with their father's sudden death.

A 3-year-old wearing gold heels. All righty then. Suri is cute, but could well wind up being the next Paris Hilton.

Y'all beat me to it on the KK "marriage" renewal of vows + countdown to divorce.

So the Trollsen twins think juniors want to look homeless & unwashed too?

Just goes to show beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. I think those perfectly round softballs bolted to Amy Wine-o's chest look completely fake and really bad. Sorta like those painted-on freckles she's still wearing ... weird.

I would not be at all surprised if the story about Angelina and the mom's boyfriend is accurate.

Posted by: Californian11 | October 27, 2009 1:06 PM | Report abuse

So, in a very odd occurrence at work just now, I was asked if I knew the what he male version of a skank was called.

Who says Celebritology doesn't improve the world.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 27, 2009 2:17 PM | Report abuse

Dorkus, I am extremely curious, other than a celebritologist, what job requires you to know the male term for a skank? And what was your answer???

Posted by: hodie | October 27, 2009 2:48 PM | Report abuse

I've got to say that both the tone of the article and some of the comments here are pretty harsh on Angelina. If it were anyone else, there would be condemnation of the man for sleeping with his lover's teenage daughter.

Great comment on Levi keeping it in his Levi's. He gets a seat on Manhattan Project 2 along with the other celebrity wanna-be's.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | October 27, 2009 2:48 PM | Report abuse

Thanks cat! Hope it makes up for my mistep with the Kanye reference and obvious lack of knowledge of awards shows.

Posted by: hodie | October 27, 2009 2:51 PM | Report abuse

hodie, this is what engineers and scientists do all day. By the way the question was posed by a guy who has a PhD in chemistry.

I answered that it was a stank.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 27, 2009 2:57 PM | Report abuse

hodie, this is what engineers and scientists do all day. By the way the question was posed by a guy who has a PhD in chemistry.

I answered that it was a stank.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 |

--------------------------------------------
Organic Chemistry, no doubt.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | October 27, 2009 3:09 PM | Report abuse

sorcerers_cat, my own comment about Angelina wasn't based on the article. I didn't realize she was 16 at the time. . . .

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 27, 2009 5:17 PM | Report abuse

..."there would be condemnation of the man for sleeping with his lover's teenage daughter"

That, too. What a stank!

Posted by: Californian11 | October 27, 2009 6:30 PM | Report abuse

When the convention got started
Johnston came highly regarded
Now from Palin he's freed
She and Playgirl agreed
Levis are best when discarded.

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Posted by: jd121 | October 29, 2009 11:43 AM | Report abuse

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