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Posted at 7:26 AM ET, 11/ 4/2009

Baldwin and Martin to co-host Oscars; Nicole Kidman details kinky past

By Liz Kelly

Buzzfeed asked readers to create A-Rod/Centaur fan art. They came through. (Photo courtesy TwitPic)
Wednesday

Headlines: Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin to co-host Oscars... In new GQ interview, Nicole Kidman details her dabbling with "strange sexual fetish stuff"... Stephen Colbert sponsoring U.S. speedskating team... Kirstie Alley lands her own reality TV show... Kathy Griffin to host reality dance competition... Kate Winslet wins damages in libel case... Carrie Prejean settles lawsuit with California pageant officials.

Crime Watch: Accused Ryan Seacrest stalker pleads not guilty... Diamond rings, guns among loot boosted from celebs.

Pix: Another day, another Lady Gaga outfit... Brad Pitt rocks a beaded goatee.

Video: Jon Gosselin storms out of interview with Hailey Glassman...

More: Mariah Carey slips on Jay Leno stage... Rihanna debuts new "Wait Your Turn" video.

Rumor Mill: Did Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr. turn down Oscar hosting gig?... Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spotted eating bagels together at Chateau Marmont... Sean Penn's 16-year-old son arrested at school... Rep denies reports Chris Martin kissed Kate Bosworth... Josh Duhamel denies Atlanta stripper's sex claims... Lindsay Lohan denies dating Gerard Butler... Ashlee Simpson's "diva-like" behavior got her booted from "Melrose Place"... Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg to reunite for another "Three Men" sequel?

By Liz Kelly  | November 4, 2009; 7:26 AM ET
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"Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg to reunite for another "Three Men" sequel?"

Three Men and a Bedpan?

Posted by: MStreet1 | November 4, 2009 7:59 AM | Report abuse

I was thinking "Three men and a grandbaby" but yours is actually funny, MStreet.

Posted by: Osteph | November 4, 2009 8:12 AM | Report abuse

Steve Martin should wear a fake arrow on his head for his Oscar hosting gig. Maybe it will take him back to his roots. Alec Baldwin, even tho a whackjob, is a good choice. His delivery of Tina Fey's lines on 30 Rock makes the show.

Nicole, we knew there must be SOME reason you married Wee Tom.

It appears Stephen Colbert has become a corporation. He's doing so well at it that it won't be long before Warren Buffett acquires him.

I thought Kirstie Alley was already a reality show.

We can all rest easier now that the Carrie Prejean case is settled.

Considering how much of it is not there, I am not sure anything Lady Gaga wears can be called an "outfit." A collection of tops, maybe...

I say this as a confirmed hetero. Brad Pitt would look good even if he wore Wackeen Phoenix's rap getup.

re Pattinson/Stewart--I am shocked that two colleagues were spotted dining together. Think I'll rush over to the Senate cafeteria at lunchtime and record how often that happens.

Latest installment on the Anne Heche Epiphay: The buzz on Lilo was that she made out with Gerard Butler, not dated him.

" Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg to reunite" EW

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 4, 2009 8:34 AM | Report abuse

Hey, did anyone else at first glance think the ARod Centaur was wearing an MJ glove?

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 4, 2009 8:35 AM | Report abuse

Nicole Kidman, doin' it with a gay man isn't necessarily "strange sexual fetish stuff".


Carrie Prejean has wrung more publicity out of the Miss California pageant than its last ten winners combined.


"Mariah Carey slips on Jay Leno stage." Finally, after how many weeks, something interesting happens on that show...


My favourite thing about LiLo allegedly dating men again: that the Gawker blog is calling her a "has-bian".


"Ashlee Simpson's 'diva-like' behavior got her booted from 'Melrose Place'" - we were wondering, because if it had just been for the acting, every episode of that show would just be footage of an empty set.


"Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg" walk into a bar...

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 4, 2009 8:44 AM | Report abuse

Ooooh, yuk. Brad Pitt looks like a dirty hippie. What's next, tight polyester pants?

Posted by: caroleg1 | November 4, 2009 8:56 AM | Report abuse

Caroleg1, I think that was his "Burn After Reading" look, no? Agree the beard is not a good look. Unless we want to start a rumor that he's signed on to Johnny Depp's crew for a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean - then, it's genius.

Can't say I'm that enthusiastic about Martin and Baldwin doing the Oscars, but I suppose it's unfair of me to expect them to compete with Hugh Jackman. Even with the sound turned on.

Nicole, I'm sure you're right, there are men out there who classify sleeping with frozen-faced sticks as "kinky." But I do wish you would dish about Wee Tom.

That centaur appears to be a mare.

Posted by: northgs | November 4, 2009 9:24 AM | Report abuse

Nicole Kidman, doin' it with a gay man isn't necessarily "strange sexual fetish stuff".-byoolin

But what about doin' it with a midget?


Apparently the name of Kirstie Alley's new show is going to be 'The Kobyashi Shamu'.


You know, if I won a libel case against someone questioning my weight-loss regiment, I'd think I'd want the award to be in something else besides pounds.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | November 4, 2009 9:26 AM | Report abuse

Nicole's strange sexual fetish stuff is prob. that dumb movie, Eyes Wide Shut.

And the "raw" and "dangerous" marriage (see the interview) she's having with Keith prob. means that when he grills steaks for dinner, the steaks are raw and the grill is hot. And the knives are sharp.

I'm just not feeling a raw and dangerous vibe from them.

But I do feel a crazy one from wee Tom.

Posted by: Amelia5 | November 4, 2009 9:29 AM | Report abuse

That A-Rod pic almost made me swallow my tongue. It's...so insane. And disturbingly well-muscled. /shudder

Liz, may I suggest a Gallery of Regrettable Facial Hair? Brad Pitt's Chia Pet goatee should be entry one.

Posted by: Bawlmer51 | November 4, 2009 9:44 AM | Report abuse

You know, the more I look at Brad Pitt's sartorial choices, the more I think he's just !@#$%^&*ing with the MSM. How else could you cope with all those paparazzi in your face all day every day, except to seriously mess around with your look?

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | November 4, 2009 10:04 AM | Report abuse

Um, what exactly does Ashlee Simpson have to be a diva about?? Doesn't that first require at least some sort of, what's that word . . . oh yeah, talent??

Posted by: jaybbub | November 4, 2009 10:16 AM | Report abuse

"Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin to co-host Oscars" -- Steve Martin?! What, Bob Hope and Johnny Carson were too dead to host? What a bad, bad choice.

"Nicole Kidman details her dabbling with 'strange sexual fetish stuff'" -- I am with Amelia on this one. "Eyes Wide Shut" was the most boring move ever. D-U-L-L.

"Kathy Griffin to host reality dance competition" -- I'd rather see her host the Oscars. Her latest stand-up take on the Jackson family, etc. ("Who'd've thought Michael was the normal one?") was hilarious.

"Carrie Prejean settles lawsuit with California pageant officials" -- She's keeping one implant and returning the other.

"Sean Penn's 16-year-old son arrested at school" -- He was busted for ordering a pizza on his tasty iPhone during class. Dude!

"Did Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr. turn down Oscar hosting gig?" -- I am telling you, ANYBODY but Steve Martin! Heck, where's Neil Patrick Harris and his understudy Jake Gyllenhaal? I mean, even David Letterman would be a more interesting choice: "Staffer? Secret Bedroom. Secret Bedroom? Staffer."

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | November 4, 2009 10:21 AM | Report abuse

"That centaur appears to be a mare." --northgs - HA! Good one! You're RIGHT.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | November 4, 2009 10:34 AM | Report abuse

northgs, good catch, but according to the defs on the interwebs, centaurs just have to be "half horse." Altho you'd think that A-Rod....

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 4, 2009 10:34 AM | Report abuse

northgs, good catch, but according to the defs on the interwebs, centaurs just have to be "half horse." Altho you'd think that A-Rod....

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 4, 2009 10:34 AM

... might get called "Neigh-Rod" by the Boston fans after this? Probably.

Posted by: northgs | November 4, 2009 11:14 AM | Report abuse

Only households with television sets 50 inches or wider will be able to see Kirstie Alley's new show.

"Three men and a bedpan." Good one. I was thinking "Three men and their prostates."

Look for Carrie Prejean to sub for regular d0uch3b@g Gretchen Carlson on F^x and Fiends.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spotted eating bagels together at Chateau Marmon: not news.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spotted eating each other at Chateau Marmon: news.

The best thing about A-Rod as Centaur is that when someone boinks him, they can truthfully say, "A-Rod, f*** you and the horse you rode in on."

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 4, 2009 11:16 AM | Report abuse

"Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg to reunite for another "Three Men" sequel?"

Three Men and a Bedpan?

Posted by: MStreet1 | November 4, 2009 7:59 AM
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Three Men and a Prostate

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Hey, did anyone else at first glance think the ARod Centaur was wearing an MJ glove?

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 4, 2009 8:35 AM
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I was thinking rubber glove and very big injection needle. How else did he get those muscles?

Posted by: mdreader01 | November 4, 2009 11:32 AM | Report abuse

QUATCH!!!!!! Missed it by THAT MUCH!

Posted by: mdreader01 | November 4, 2009 11:43 AM | Report abuse

Snarky Minds Think Alike.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 4, 2009 11:46 AM | Report abuse

So Nicole Kidman has done it with a closeted midget thetan?

Kin-ky!

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 4, 2009 11:50 AM | Report abuse

The ARod picture looks like some really bad van art.

No doubt we'll soon be seeing Colbert in one of those tight little speed skating numbers.

Posted by: hodie | November 4, 2009 11:58 AM | Report abuse

Do NOT look at the Lady Gag-a link if you're eating.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 4, 2009 12:07 PM | Report abuse

Three Men and a Cialis Tub.

I like to think that Sean Penn's son was arrested for beating up the yearbook photographer.

I ain't getting the edgy vibe from Kidman either. She's probably referring to doin' it with the lights on.

Posted by: jelo97 | November 4, 2009 12:32 PM | Report abuse

I like to think that Sean Penn's son was arrested for beating up the yearbook photographer
Posted by: jelo97

Excellent! Comment of the day!

Posted by: hodie | November 4, 2009 12:52 PM | Report abuse

The eating bagels item has to be a rumor. No Hollywood female would knowingly ingest carbs.

Posted by: Californian11 | November 4, 2009 12:54 PM | Report abuse

The Centaur looks like he's wearing Mickey Mouse gloves.

Posted by: Roxie1 | November 4, 2009 2:34 PM | Report abuse

My pick for Quote of the Week ... 3 Men and a Cialis tub ... ROFL!!!

Posted by: Californian11 | November 4, 2009 3:43 PM | Report abuse

hmmm, looks to me like Mariah just missed that step down and was a bit wobbly, not slipped!

BTW, when is she going to start dressing like a woman her age, instead of going with the skin tight, too short, too low cut outfits that she STILL favors?

Posted by: pennstatemom2000 | November 5, 2009 12:58 PM | Report abuse

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