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Posted at 7:38 AM ET, 11/30/2009

David Hasselhoff briefly hospitalized; rep denies Reese Witherspoon/Jake Gyllenhaal split report

By Liz Kelly
Monday

Headlines: David Hasselhoff briefly hospitalized, ex arrested for suspected DUI (again)... Chris Brown to give "20/20" interview on Dec. 11... Tiger Woods takes the blame for crash; cancels third interview attempt by police; crash scene photos... "New Moon" tops the box office again... Brad Pitt's New Orleans project gets mixed reviews... Tom Arnold marries for the fourth time.

Pix: Heidi Klum and Seal release first pix of new baby.

Rumor Mill: Despite reports, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal "have not split," says rep... Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel hires Gloria Allred, denies affair... Rihanna's dad anxious for reconciliation... Anthony Michael Hall allegedly "bit his girlfriend's forehead"... Ex planning to countersue J.Lo for $100 million... George Clooney did not bail out Nicolas Cage, says rep... Brittany Murphy's husband rushed to hospital "incoherent"... Did Lady Gaga tweak her nose?... Impostor writes Michael Lohan's Twitter suicide note.

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By Liz Kelly  | November 30, 2009; 7:38 AM ET
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Remind me to miss Chris Brown on 20/20.

I wonder how far the rest of us would get "cancelling interview attempts" with the police.

Brad needs to build all his NO houses to look like doublewides, a la the Clinton Prez Library.

Apparently Tom Arnold is so hawt women can't leave him alone...

The press release denying a Gyllenspoon split thereby confirms it.

"Alleged Tiger Woods mistress" hiring Gloria Allred is the same as hiring Marvin Mitchelson two decades ago. Confirms the relationship.

I'm sure we all understand how Anthony Michael could have accidentally bit his girlfriend's forehead in the throes of passion.

Countersuing someone for not allowing you to take advantage of your 10-minute relationship just doesn't sound like a good strategy to me. Wonder what judge judy would say.

If the paramedics are hospitalizing incoherents, let's hope that Ozzie Osbourn never lands at LAX. Not to mention the flight attendants who tell me my bags are at carousel mmmxzzz.

Lady Gaga has a nose? Personally, I never looked.

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 30, 2009 8:47 AM | Report abuse

PS Aren't baby Seal's cute?

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 30, 2009 8:50 AM | Report abuse

Did David Hasselhoff's exam at the hospital include the phrase, "Now turn your head and Hoff"? I hope it did.


Say what you will, "Tiger Woods takes the blame for crash" makes for a less embarrassing headline than "Tiger Woods beaten up by former model."


JEOPARDY! CONTESTANT: "I'll take 'Things You Wouldn't Expect In A Million Years' for $200, please, Alex."
ALEX TREBEK: "Tom Arnold marries for the fourth time."


"Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel hires Gloria Allred, denies affair... " After what happened to Tiger Friday night, she'd better hire bodyguards skilled in hand-to-model combat.


"Did Lady Gaga tweak her nose?" You mean, to get the one she has NOW? Talk about money down the drain...

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 30, 2009 8:54 AM | Report abuse

Remind me to miss Chris Brown on 20/20.

I wonder how far the rest of us would get "cancelling interview attempts" with the police.

Brad needs to build all his NO houses to look like doublewides, a la the Clinton Prez Library.

Apparently Tom Arnold is so hawt women can't leave him alone...

The press release denying a Gyllenspoon split thereby confirms it.

"Alleged Tiger Woods mistress" hiring Gloria Allred is the same as hiring Marvin Mitchelson two decades ago. Confirms the relationship.

I'm sure we all understand how Anthony Michael could have accidentally bit his girlfriend's forehead in the throes of passion.

Countersuing someone for not allowing you to take advantage of your 10-minute relationship just doesn't sound like a good strategy to me. Wonder what judge judy would say.

If the paramedics are hospitalizing incoherents, let's hope that Ozzie Osbourn never lands at LAX. Not to mention the flight attendants who tell me my bags are at carousel mmmxzzz.

Lady Gaga has a nose? Personally, I never looked.

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 30, 2009 8:54 AM | Report abuse

Heidi Klum has no business looking that amazing w/o makeup. Yegads.

Posted by: dstu | November 30, 2009 8:56 AM | Report abuse

I keep hearing rumors that Tiger's injuries were caused by his wife and a golf club. If true, you'd think that Tiger could've shown her how to fix that slice.

Lets face it, most of us were expecting to see a headline about Tom Arnold missing his third interview with police than something about his fourth marriage.


The Hoff's ex arrested for DUI. See those crazy kids still have something in common.


I guess Anthony Michael Hall really, really needed to borrow those panties for ten minutes.


Nose jobs? Is that what we're calling it now?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | November 30, 2009 9:07 AM | Report abuse

sorry sorry for the double post

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 30, 2009 9:28 AM | Report abuse

All I could think when I heard that Tiger's wife used a golf club to get him out of the car "Honey, not the clubs."

Tom Arnold's marriage is proof that some women still believe that any man is better than no man.

Yeah, hiring Gloria Allred is pretty much proof of a relationship. Why would she need an attorney otherwise.

Posted by: epjd | November 30, 2009 9:31 AM | Report abuse

Happy Cyber Monday, everyone.

Netnanny getting smarter. About 80% of the links blocked this am. Thanks to you guys, I will still get the gist.

Posted by: hodie | November 30, 2009 10:46 AM | Report abuse

"American tabloid The National Enquirer falsely claimed Johnny Depp was stepping in to help Cage pay off his bills, before alleging Clooney had offered to take care of the troubled star's money woes."

--Next week, the National Enquirer will claim that Nick Cage is behind all those spam e-mails from Nigeria...

"Impostor writes Michael Lohan's Twitter suicide note."

--What gave it away was that the tweets weren't egotistical enough.

"[Rachel Uchitel] also notes that she offered to take a polygraph for the Enquirer to prove herself, 'and they refused it,' she says. 'They told me it was too late and the story was running anyway.'"

--And next week, the NE will claim that Clooney is paying for Allred, too.

Posted by: mdreader01 | November 30, 2009 11:11 AM | Report abuse

I think Tiger was leading by example for Chris Brown. If he was getting beaten up, he left before he had to defend himself. Somehow, I don't think his wife was "freeing him from the vehicle" with that golf club. Although it may have been a coincidence.

As far a Gloria Allred - well if you want things to get out of the media and go away, she'd be the last attorney I'd hire.

Here's a question for the JD's out there: Do attorney's like Allred approach these people and offer pro bono services to raise their profile?

Posted by: anonymouslurker | November 30, 2009 11:13 AM | Report abuse

Tom Arnold marries for the fourth time.

Samuel Johnson characterized second marriages as "the triumph of hope over experience," so I shudder to think what that makes Tom's fourth try. Seriously, though, three divorces must be misery, so I hope it works out happily for them both.


reddragon
I wonder how far the rest of us would get "cancelling interview attempts" with the police.

Heard news reports this weekend that apparently this is perfectly lawful (if ill-advised, from a PR perspective). Perhaps Lizard Island's crack(ed) legal team can weigh in.


George Clooney did not bail out Nicolas Cage, says rep.

Seems entirely plausible Clooney did bail Cage out, but wants Nick to be able to save face. I recall hearing only after Frank Sinatra's death that he had very quietly helped out the late Joe Louis (and a number of other folks, famous and otherwise) down on their financial luck.


Ex planning to countersue J.Lo for $100 million. (His agent says "the suit will be for intentionally interfering in the production of their 'mockumentary.'")

Owe the humanity!


Blind item: Paris Hilton is not only invited to high-profile parties, she gets even paid to attend. A certain local couple who must not be named are surely jealous.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 30, 2009 11:14 AM | Report abuse

Double Ditto on Heidi looking that stunning sans artifical enhancement... Its inhuman.

Posted by: LTL1 | November 30, 2009 11:23 AM | Report abuse


Brad Pitt's New Orleans project gets mixed reviews.

So what were they expecting, verandas and wrought iron already? The article describes the homes as "first class" and "affordable, green houses" that sensibly "to protect them from future floods, [] have been built on stilts." It goes on to note that even one of Brad's critics "still expressed admiration for Pitt. 'He deserves a great deal of credit,' adding that Pitt had 'done more for New Orleans' than any government agency."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 30, 2009 11:23 AM | Report abuse

Well, Nosy, you know what they say..."no good deed goes unpunished."

Posted by: hodie | November 30, 2009 11:59 AM | Report abuse

"You have the right to remain silent..."

yes, you absolutely do. what happens after that is up to whether or not you are Tiger Woods.

Posted by: JohnDinHouston | November 30, 2009 12:06 PM | Report abuse

Oh, Tiger will talk eventually. Give him a break. He had been trying to call Gloria Allred all weekend and now he knows why her number was busy.

Posted by: mdreader01 | November 30, 2009 12:26 PM | Report abuse

Chris Brown and Rihanna -- the story that just won't die. Why exactly is this guy still news?

Note to Tom Arnold: definition of insanity = repeating the same behavior and expecting a different result.

Anthony Michael Hall, emulating Mike Tyson isn't a good idea.

Posted by: Californian11 | November 30, 2009 1:05 PM | Report abuse

Is everyone off doing their cyber shopping this afternoon? Or (heaven forbid) actually working?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 30, 2009 3:18 PM | Report abuse

I don't want to point out the obvious to Brittny (or whatever her name is:

but the drinks in the first class cabin are free - that could explain her husband being incoherent.

Posted by: anonymouslurker | November 30, 2009 3:35 PM | Report abuse

Hi Nosy--

I'm here. Working. Sigh.

It's hot outside! Santa Anas are blowing.

Great snark this morning, gang.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | November 30, 2009 5:25 PM | Report abuse

How.Hot.Is.It?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 30, 2009 5:37 PM | Report abuse

Was easily 80 degrees. Cooling off now as the desert chills out at night. ;-)

My movie is going to be showing at the Environmental Film Festival in March in DC--really hope to make it back!!

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | November 30, 2009 6:55 PM | Report abuse

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