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Posted at 7:56 AM ET, 11/27/2009

Lilo heads home for Thanksgiving; Oprah to sit down with Obama

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Lindsay Lohan heads home to make "amazing" mashed potatoes | Mackenzie Phillips "uninvited" to family fest | More celebrity Thanksgiving plans... Oprah set to tape "holiday season" sit-down interview with President Obama... Charlize Theron raises funds to build soccer fields in South Africa... Boy George says prison helped him beat drugs... Taylor Lautner, Rihanna and Blake Lively headed to "SNL" in December... Jon Voight says Megan Fox not as talented as daughter Angelina Jolie... Levi Johnston flip-flops, says he would do "Dancing with the Stars"... Miley Cyrus pronounces Zac Efron the "hottest person in the world"... Tyler Perry accused of plagiarism.

Crime Watch: Roman Polanski to serve house arrest at Swiss resort; jail release not likely until at Monday at earliest... Sylvester Stallone caught driving with two kids sharing a passenger's side seatbelt.

Pix: John Mayer on the December Details cover.

Rumor Mill: Katie Holmes "moves out," claims tabloid... Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli back together?... Did Elisabetta Canalis step out on George Clooney?... Tiger Woods cheating (on his wife, not golf)?... Courtney Love claims Britney Spears's father "molested her"... Michael Lohan behind in child support payments... Victoria Beckham delays bunion surgery.

Say What?
"She was murdered by a man she didn’t even know. He used a number 4 steak knife, and then was so despondent that he ran to an overpass and threw himself off. Pieces of his body were scattered all over. To this day, I can't eat meat." -- A snippet of James Franco's "General Hospital" dialogue, in which he describes a lost love.

By Liz Kelly  | November 27, 2009; 7:56 AM ET
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Amazing mashed potatoes are alright, Lindsay, but you'll never make a living at it. - Love, Aunt Mimi.

You know, I might watch Levi Johnston in flip-flops on "Dancing with the Stars".

Courtney Love makes the most amazing sounds when she talks out of her a$$. Maybe she should try singing that way too.

"Michael Lohan behind in child support payments." I keep waiting for him to release audio of the phone calls from the child support people.

James Franco's "General Hospital" dialogue sounds like the talk of someone who *says* he likes meat, but doesn't, really.

Happy Black Friday, everyone. Be sure to take a moment to give thanks to our First Nations peoples, without whose wholesale slaughter we'd have had no land on which to build our shopping malls.

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 27, 2009 8:41 AM | Report abuse

Yawn, Byoolin1, more political bashing? (admittedly, of politicians who died long ago...)

Posted by: Amelia5 | November 27, 2009 8:54 AM | Report abuse

As a friend of several people of Native descent including one actual Tribe memeber (Cherokee), amen.

Wow James, that's almost as bad as a dialogue in Spiderman 3.

Posted by: EricS2 | November 27, 2009 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Maybe Amelia's right. I hereby retract that political joke and replace it the one that follows.

It's just as well that Mackenzie got uninvited from the family Thanksgiving dinner: it was bound to be at least as uncomfortable as the one where Papa John said, "Mac, could I have some gravy... and a taste of that sweet, sweet, [redacted]?"

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 27, 2009 9:46 AM | Report abuse

How long till Dina tries to get Ali Lohan to follow in Lindsey's footstep and begin her own side dish career.

Overheard at a long ago Phillips family Thnaksgiving:
John: Mackenzie, how about a little stuffing?

Just think of the scandal that could've arisen if Tiger had been cheating at golf.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | November 27, 2009 10:17 AM | Report abuse

Aww.. Russell S. and Kimora are pulling a Bruce and Demi. That's great that their children can spend the holiday with both of their parents and their baby brother.

Posted by: TigerLily81 | November 27, 2009 10:27 AM | Report abuse

Jon Voight says Megan Fox not as talented as his daughter, proves he still has some grasp on reality.

I agree with Dorkus re: Tiger. Him allegedly cheating on his wife - yawn; Tiger cheating at golf - epic scandal.

In the schadenfreude (sp?) department: I cannot wait to see pix of Posh Spice actually wearing the kind of shoes one has to wear after bunion surgery, often most politely described as "sensible".

Posted by: northgs | November 27, 2009 11:21 AM | Report abuse

Did Mackenzie Phillips really think she had an invitation to the family dinner this year?

Now we know why Michale Lohan is selling all those audio tapes. Gotta make up the back support somehow. Child Support folks don't play around.

Of course, Levi said he would be on Dancing with the Stars, or almost any show. If he stops saying yes, he goes back to being an apprentice oil work in Alaska.

Speaking of reality shows. How about that couple that crashed the White House? Thankfully, they are only crazy, not dangerous. But, given this and Balloon Boy family, it is only a matter of time until someone gets seriously injured trying to get the attention of reality show folks. Time to stop this craze now.

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Posted by: nikejordans1 | November 27, 2009 11:36 AM | Report abuse

northgs, excellent call on Posh's bunions. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person (sez the lady in sensible shoes).

Jon Voight says Megan Fox not as talented as daughter Angelina Jolie.

Anyone unrelated to Megan who doesn't agree is probably certifiable.

ep, re the White House party-crashers: I was amazed the Secret Service didn't shoot first, then ask questions later (that's how Clint Eastwood would've done it, right?).

"...our First Nations peoples, without whose wholesale slaughter we'd have had no land on which to build our shopping malls."

Amelia, facts is facts. In this case, history does not equal political bashing.

Run, Katie, run!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 27, 2009 11:38 AM | Report abuse

For dorkus, ep and the rest of our Texas posse:

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Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 27, 2009 11:40 AM | Report abuse

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Just the idea of this makes me want a major dose of brain bleach.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 27, 2009 12:26 PM | Report abuse

Liz, here's an idea for an end-of-the-aughts Friday List: "Top 10 Movie Flops Of The Decade"

I'm sure the Lizards could come up with a list of their own nominees for this ignominious award.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 27, 2009 12:57 PM | Report abuse

Dorkus, you are darn scary.
Tiger Wood's injured in one car crash (ahh the speculation on what that means)

Posted by: epjd | November 27, 2009 3:03 PM | Report abuse

Just heard on NPR hourly news headlines on the Woods has already been released from the hospital.

Wonder what he was doing leaving his house at 2:25 AM, though...

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 27, 2009 4:09 PM | Report abuse

So how does today's Rumor Mill item square with Woods' little oopsie this morning?

Posted by: northgs | November 27, 2009 4:17 PM | Report abuse

northgs, you read my mind!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 27, 2009 4:21 PM | Report abuse

Nosy, in all fairness to the guy, maybe he was on an oh-dark-thirty diaper run - his youngest is still that age. Or maybe the local Target had a doorbuster deal on EA Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10, and he wanted to get in line early. Who knows? But we can speculate... :)

Posted by: northgs | November 27, 2009 4:57 PM | Report abuse

Thanks for the smile, northgs! And the Salahis' invite to this week's State dinner at the White House simply got lost in the mail ;-)

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 27, 2009 5:02 PM | Report abuse

Wonder what he was doing leaving his house at 2:25 AM, though...

nosy, my $$ is on a fight.

Posted by: frieda406 | November 27, 2009 5:11 PM | Report abuse

"Wonder what he was doing leaving his house at 2:25 AM, though..."

1- Went to buy a pack of cigarettes at the local 7-11
2- remembered his SUV was on E and had to get some gas
3- Decided to practice his chipping iron at the local golf course...
4- His wife forgot the cranberry sauce and he was heading to Winn Dixie or whatever grocery store in the area...

Oh. Wait. 2:25 A.M. Ohhhhh...

Posted by: itsagreatday1 | November 27, 2009 5:14 PM | Report abuse

LOL, Frieda and itsagreatday!

BTW, I thought of Frankie-the-hospice-dog while watching the dog-show on TV yesterday, as some of the contestants were service or therapy dogs.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 27, 2009 5:23 PM | Report abuse

"Amelia, facts is facts. In this case, history does not equal political bashing."

I liked Byoolin's replacement joke better than pretentious, on-going attempts to inject some political worldview into an amusing and light-hearted celebrity blog.

Posted by: Amelia5 | November 27, 2009 8:43 PM | Report abuse

My oh my. How efficient of Sylvester Stallone.

Posted by: lolyla | November 29, 2009 5:21 PM | Report abuse

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