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Posted at 7:37 AM ET, 11/ 2/2009

Mel Gibson's girlfriend gives birth; Lilo slams pop via Twitter

By Liz Kelly
Monday

Headlines: Mel Gibson and girlfriend welcome baby girl... Lindsay Lohan slams dad via Twitter... Edward Norton completes NYC Marathon in 3 hours, 48 minutes... Michael Jackson's "This Is It" tops box office... Papa Joe Jackson teaming up with soccer star to hawk soccer ball-shaped grills?... Oprah, Brad Pitt among list of 2009 White House visitors... Elton John battling e. coli and the flu... It's a baby boy for Colin Farrell and girlfriend.

Crime Watch: Nicole Richie wins restraining order against paparazzi... Knife-wielding Ryan Seacrest stalker ordered to stay away from star... Lawyers to make "significant" cash bail offer for Roman Polanski release.

Pix: Brangelina brood go trick-or-treating... Zombie Mickey Rourke... Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt -- showgirl and flasher?... Dakota Fanning, homecoming princess.

Video: Christopher Walken reads Lady Gaga's "Poker Face:"

More: Al Roker attacked by Ewoks... Miley Cyrus makes surprise appearance at Kentucky bar.

Rumor Mill: Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman split... Lindsay Lohan heads to Morocco with male model... Ex claims A-Rod had centaur self-portrait hanging over his bed... Adam Lambert and supposed boyfriend break up... Amy Winehouse addicted to exercise?

By Liz Kelly  | November 2, 2009; 7:37 AM ET
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Comments

There's a Lilo twofer today. It's possible her Anne Heche epiphany continues, but it's also possible that everyone needs to remember the nuances of "male model."

Good for Edward Norton. Do it while you still can.

Death turns out to be a good career move for MJ.

Joe Jackson is the first thing I think of when I see a soccer ball--not.

Roman, wonder what advance rent on a cot in San Quentin costs.

Is there supposed to be something unusual about that pic of Mickey Rourke?

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 2, 2009 7:55 AM | Report abuse

"Miley Cyrus makes surprise appearance at Kentucky bar."

What's the surprise? They make lots of bourbon in Kentucky. It's part of her Michael Pollan inspired drink-local policy.

Posted by: yellojkt | November 2, 2009 8:28 AM | Report abuse

"Ex claims A-Rod had centaur self-portrait hanging over his bed."

A-Rod: When people call you 'self-centered', a) it's not a compliment, and b) that's not quite what they mean.

Posted by: yellojkt | November 2, 2009 8:33 AM | Report abuse

"Papa Joe Jackson teaming up with soccer star to hawk soccer ball-shaped grills?" That's because his first plan, "clean out Michael's house and hock whatever he found," fell through.


Is Roman Polanski trying to *bribe* Switzerland? Who does he think he is, UBS?


"Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt -- showgirl and flasher?" Usually Paris is the flasher.

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 2, 2009 9:04 AM | Report abuse

Mickey Rourke actually looks better than usual in that pic.


Everyone knows Ewoks can't hold their liquor.


Of all the things Amy Winehouse is addicted to, exercise is last on my list.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | November 2, 2009 9:11 AM | Report abuse

reddragon1, you are right out the starting gate in rare form today.

"Mel Gibson and girlfriend welcome baby girl" -- And seven other Gibson children are beefing up their legal teams.

"Miley Cyrus makes surprise appearance at Kentucky bar" -- Whoops. That explains why Billy Ray showed up at that girl's ninth birthday party. Booking agents! Can't trust 'em, can't kill 'em either.

"Dakota Fanning, homecoming princess." -- She was going to ask Tom Cruise to be her date in a "War of the Worlds" reunion kinda way, but with heels she's taller, so she rethought that idea.

"Al Roker attacked by Ewoks" -- Dreams DO come true! Next up, Matt Lauer gets dragged away into a cave by Jawas chanting maniacally, "Where in the world are you NOW, Today Boy! Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Knife-wielding Ryan Seacrest stalker ordered to stay away from star" -- You had me at "Knife-wielding Ryan Seacrest." Fortunately, all muzzle-wielding RS stalkers are given full permission to try and get one on him. I'll help.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | November 2, 2009 9:14 AM | Report abuse

Curious why you called Adam Lambert's boyfriend, "supposed..."

Posted by: Marving1 | November 2, 2009 9:17 AM | Report abuse

"Dakota Fanning, homecoming princess." -- She was going to ask Tom Cruise to be her date in a "War of the Worlds" reunion kinda way, but with heels she's taller, so she rethought that idea.

****

Proofreading note, td: Needs to be more clear that even with Tom wearing heels Dakota is still taller.

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 2, 2009 9:17 AM | Report abuse

Point taken. For that matter, even with Suri wearing heels, she (Suri) is still taller.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | November 2, 2009 9:52 AM | Report abuse

Curious why you called Adam Lambert's boyfriend, "supposed..."

Posted by: Marving1 | November 2, 2009 9:17 AM

While Adam is out & proud, I don't think he's ever really discussed the name of his boyfriend, though he's admitted to having one.

Posted by: wadejg | November 2, 2009 10:15 AM | Report abuse

Ooooh, I heart Edward Norton!

That Chris Walken bit is outstanding. I loved him on SNL reading to a group of kids - "What did I tell you about the scooching?"

Posted by: jaybbub | November 2, 2009 10:21 AM | Report abuse

"Ex claims A-Rod had centaur self-portrait hanging over his bed..."

- Nothing says, "I'm a big horse's ass" like a self-portrait as a centaur.

"My father is a lunatic & doesn't even deserve such a title since he's never been around in my life other than when he'd threaten me & my family."

- I agree, Lindsay. Calling your dad a "lunatic" is an insult to lunatics.

Elton John has a "'serious case' of E.coli bacterial infection and influenza."

- Goodbye Norma Jean. Hello there, latrine.


Posted by: mdreader01 | November 2, 2009 10:23 AM | Report abuse

Since TMZ is usually blocked by my net-nanny, I can't see the Joe Jackson story. I was wondering, are we talking grills for your teeth or grills for your bar-b-que?

A friend's daughter and her 3 college roommates each went as different Lady Gaga for Halloween. What an easy costume! Just throw on any bizzaro ensemble with either lots of leg or lots of cleavage and voila! Lady Gaga.

If Amy and her "new shoes" continues to be addicted to exercise, she is going to have trouble staying upright like one of those old glass teeter-totter birds.

Those metalic orange shoes would have gone great with Mickey's outfit.

Congrats to Brangelina and Dakota Fanning for trying to keep it normal.

Posted by: hodie | November 2, 2009 10:25 AM | Report abuse

hodie, you are rocking today. I can't remember the last time I even saw a reference to "teeter-totter birds."

Since I can't see all the pix due to nannyism, I'll have to assume that Winehouse's "new shoes" are not the metallic orange ones.

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 2, 2009 11:09 AM | Report abuse

Hodie- Papa Joe is selling bbq grills.

Posted by: TigerLily81 | November 2, 2009 11:19 AM | Report abuse

Thanks, reddragon. Looked up the proper term. I guess they were called "dunking birds or drinking birds". And I didn't open the link either. Too early on a Monday.

Posted by: hodie | November 2, 2009 11:21 AM | Report abuse

And thanks Tigerlily! I'm somewhat disappointed. Wanted to see little Blanket flash some gold soccerballs for his grade school pic. (Just kiddin'!).

Posted by: hodie | November 2, 2009 11:24 AM | Report abuse

G-d bless the NY Daily News, who paid some desk jockey to cull through Twitpic and the photo wires for snaps of celebrities in their Halloween costumes, and then posted the gallery:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/celebs_sexy_halloween_costumes/celebs_sexy_halloween_costumes.html

It's worth is for Ryan Seacrest alone.

Posted by: northgs | November 2, 2009 11:52 AM | Report abuse

Grrr. That gallery's worth is not merely Ryan Seacrest - including, as it does, a rare Harry Hamlin sighting - but Ryan's getup should be Reason #1 for perusing.

Posted by: northgs | November 2, 2009 11:53 AM | Report abuse

E. coli AND the flu? Holy cow. Individually those are each brutal. Poor Elton John.

Who's that guy Mickey Rourke is holding hands with?

Whose blood was that on the side of Angelina's face? Brad's?

Dakota Fanning better watch out. In a few years when Tom trades Katie in for a 10-years-younger model, he might "interview" her for the wife job.

Posted by: Californian11 | November 2, 2009 12:49 PM | Report abuse

Knife-wielding Ryan Seacrest stalker ordered to stay away from star. "I'll bide my time," says Simon Cowell. "Sooner or later that little pansy Secreast will have to come to the American Idol sound stage."

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 2, 2009 1:06 PM | Report abuse

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20316562,00.html#20698002

HOW do they keep making wee Tom look taller than Katie?! Is it the hair? Trick photography? Photoshop? ...

Posted by: Californian11 | November 2, 2009 4:05 PM | Report abuse

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