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Posted at 8:10 AM ET, 11/16/2009

Rosie O'Donnell admits Kelli left two years ago; Chris Brown not ready for dating

By Liz Kelly
Monday

Headlines: Rosie O'Donnell admits Kelli moved out two years ago... Chris Brown not ready to start dating again... Stephanie Pratt headed to 30-day rehab... Ashlee Simpson says her sister has an "incredible body"... Guests fete Kourtney Kardashian at baby shower... Lauren Bacall receives honorary Oscar... Joey Lawrence and wife expecting second daughter.

Crime Watch: Shayne Lamas arrested for DUI.

Rumor Mill: Seven more alleged Carrie Prejean sex tapes surface... Lindsay Lohan freaks out when asked to pay bar bill; videotaped doing something (?) in some dude's bathroom... Amy Winehouse admitted to hospital... Did Farrah Fawcett include secret lover in her will?... Johnny Depp to help pay off Nicolas Cage's debt?

By Liz Kelly  | November 16, 2009; 8:10 AM ET
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Comments

Eight different sex videos? When did Carrie have time for breast enhancement surgery?

Posted by: yellojkt | November 16, 2009 8:37 AM | Report abuse

"Chris Brown not ready to start dating again." Of course not - he needs some work on the heavy bag and get some sparring time in first.


"Ashlee Simpson says her sister has an 'incredible body'." Ash, honey, you're stepping on your dad's lines.


"Seven more alleged Carrie Prejean sex tapes surface." Well, there's nothing in the Bible that says you can't make homemade pornography.

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 16, 2009 8:54 AM | Report abuse

The Carrie Prejean sex tape thing is starting to sound less "career move" and more "career."

So if you're a celebrity and your wife moves out and nobody notices, does that make you a has-been or does it merely move you down a few lists in the alphabet?

Posted by: northgs | November 16, 2009 8:54 AM | Report abuse

Chris Brown not ready to start dating again...says he needs to work on his left hook.


What is a Shayne Lamas?


Seven more alleged Carrie Prejean sex tapes surface...Liz, you're being inappropriate.


Lindsey, if you need some help paying your bills just give a call to Johnny Depp.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | November 16, 2009 8:58 AM | Report abuse

Whoops, sorry there byoolin, should've refreshed my browser sooner.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | November 16, 2009 8:59 AM | Report abuse

Gawker had the best line:
Carrie Prejean has more sex tapes than John McCain has houses.

Posted by: yellojkt | November 16, 2009 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Rosie (or Rosanne, whichever one you are) thank you for finally doing something quietly, that we could all ignor 2 years ago. Let's keep being quiet and ignor it forever, ok. Thanks!!

Posted by: Amelia5 | November 16, 2009 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Joey Lawrence and his wife expecting second child -- WHOA.

Wow Rosie, she left you two years ago. This explains so much about your recent grabs for attention. BTW, where was the Donald when she left?

Posted by: epjd | November 16, 2009 9:25 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus
What is a Shayne Lamas?

We should be OK just a long as, to paraphrase the late Ogden Nash, there aren't any Shayne Llamas or Shayne Lllamas.


Dorkus
Seven more alleged Carrie Prejean sex tapes surface...Liz, you're being inappropriate.

Young'un, you're on a roll this AM!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 16, 2009 9:33 AM | Report abuse

Rosie O'Donnell admits Kelli moved out two years ago.

I know I really shouldn't joke about this, because the most important thing is the best interests of the children. Still, is anyone else besides me disturbed that the only reason this reveal occurred is because of questioning reportedly by...wait fot it...a pet psychic?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 16, 2009 9:41 AM | Report abuse

Who knew Rosie O'Donnell was a Monkees fan?

"She used to bring me my, my newspaper
You don't even know where it's at!
'Cause she knew where it was at.
She used to keep me so contented,
But I can teach a dog to do that.
I'm gonna buy me a dog.
You couldn't teach a dog to do that...
I'm gonna buy me a dog.
Because I need a friend now..."

Posted by: mdreader01 | November 16, 2009 9:48 AM | Report abuse

Ack! Should read "for," not "fot." More caffeinated tea, please!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 16, 2009 9:50 AM | Report abuse

Liz, I hope you are feeling better. Since there was no chat last week, I will ask my question here. Is there gonna be another Celebritology Happy Hour? At a DC bar, not our usual one at the Tiki Bar.

Posted by: epjd | November 16, 2009 10:05 AM | Report abuse

Thanks for putting that tune in my head, mdreader. Are you Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius or Jones?

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 16, 2009 10:07 AM | Report abuse

8 Sex tapes, Carrie?

Even the Lord rested on the 7th day.

Posted by: VTDuffman | November 16, 2009 10:19 AM | Report abuse

LiLo spotted doing "something" ... ahem. Yes, something indeed.

Amy Wine-o in the hospital ... that should be under "Daily Not News" ...

Just exactly how many Kartrashians kids ARE there? Every time I read about them there are more names. You'd think with all that money they could at least afford some birth control in that household.

Posted by: Californian11 | November 16, 2009 10:52 AM | Report abuse

Saw something on Metro this morning, and had to tell Liz. It was a travesty for mens wear. Not only were the pants pleated, but the man wasn't wearing a belt. Then he turned around, and I saw why -- elastic waistband! He looked late-30s to early-40s. I didn't realize elastic waistbands were allowed if you were over the age of 5 or under the age of 80!

Posted by: lrubens | November 16, 2009 10:52 AM | Report abuse

Seems to me that the Lamas look (like the Kennedy look) is more flattering on the men than the women of the tribe.

Posted by: bobsewell | November 16, 2009 10:59 AM | Report abuse

I'll say this for Shayne Lamas, at least her public statement is a lot more responsible than many other celebs' typical palaver:
"I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself."

...as opposed to those who blame others (lookin' at you, Sarah Palin) or retreat into the passive voice (of the "mistakes were made" genre).

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 16, 2009 11:16 AM | Report abuse

Thanks for putting that tune in my head, mdreader. Are you Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius or Jones?

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 16, 2009 10:07 AM

I do wish I had a glass of water.
I'm not thirsty, I just want to see if my neck leaks.

Posted by: mdreader01 | November 16, 2009 12:20 PM | Report abuse

Ashlee, just because you've said your sister has an incredible body doesn't mean she'll hold it against you.

From the LiLo article:

"Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, "She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying 'I don't pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I'm freaking out!' "

Does LilO have no cash for a bar tab alcohol because she emptied her wallet scoring a bag of FARC's Finest?

Perhaps Carrie Prejean can team up with Mrs. Goselin for a new TLC series: Carrie & Kate Plus 8 Tapes.

Exactly what did Amy Winehouse admit to the hospital? That she's a junkie?

Congratulations to Lauren Bacall, one Classy Broad.

If I were Stepahnie Pratt, and had Spencer for a brother, I'd drink, too.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 16, 2009 12:33 PM | Report abuse

"...she's one sexy lady." What is it with the Simpson family and their obsession with evaluating each other sex appeal? Ick nast.

********
8 Sex tapes, Carrie?

Even the Lord rested on the 7th day.

Posted by: VTDuffman

Most excellent snark, VT!

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | November 16, 2009 3:05 PM | Report abuse

Hey everyone. Late to the party and fresh out of Chris Brown jokes.

"Guests fete Kourtney Kardashian at baby shower" -- I'll give you 2-to-1 that if someone read that headline to Kourtney she'd reply, "Fete? What does that mean? Is that good?"

"Shayne Lamas arrested for DUI." -- And she. Rooked. Mahvelous dahling.

(Seriously, who is she? I can only assume a Fernando connection. Either that or I'm going to follow Nosy's lead and lapse into my own Ogden Nash: "A one-l Lamas is a fool. A two-ll Llamas gives good wool.")

"Lauren Bacall receives honorary Oscar" -- Oh for the love of God. WHY? No offense to Bacall fans (yeah yeah, I know how to whistle, put your lips together and blah blah blah), but I think someone was watching a tape of the Oscars where she lost Best Supporting Actress (for that horrible Striesand "Mirror Has Two Faces" danecook) to Juliette Binoche and everyone blamed the winner.

"Did Farrah Fawcett include secret lover in her will?" -- Oh, she never actually MET him. Just heard his voice on the speakerphone for 13 weeks and then decided she was too important and walked away.

"Johnny Depp to help pay off Nicolas Cage's debt?" -- Oh LORD, I smell another sequel. "Pirates of the Caribbean: Leaving Las Vegas."

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | November 16, 2009 3:50 PM | Report abuse

td-

(Seriously, who is she? I can only assume a Fernando connection. Either that or I'm going to follow Nosy's lead and lapse into my own Ogden Nash: "A one-l Lamas is a fool. A two-ll Llamas gives good wool.")


And a 3-L Lama is one heckuva fire.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | November 16, 2009 4:06 PM | Report abuse

Dorkus
And a 3-L Lama is one heckuva fire.

Especially if one is wearing silk pajamas.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 16, 2009 4:14 PM | Report abuse

Under the category of she-watches-so-we-don't-have-to, check out Lisa de Moraes' live-blogging of Palin/Oprah this afternoon:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/tvblog/2009/11/palin-goes-rogue-on-oprah-we-w.html

I ♥ Pookie!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 16, 2009 4:52 PM | Report abuse

Nosy, how did she get the Pookie nickname?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 16, 2009 5:02 PM | Report abuse

Sas, actually Lisa was the one who started calling some of her chatters "Pookie," but then the love got turned around onto her :-)

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 16, 2009 5:08 PM | Report abuse

Maybe she was a fan of Soupy Sales in her childhood.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 16, 2009 5:19 PM | Report abuse

Sorry, Sas, never watched Soupy Sales, so you'll have to explain the reference.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 16, 2009 5:33 PM | Report abuse

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