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Posted at 7:50 AM ET, 12/ 4/2009

ABC bumps Adam Lambert again; Johnny Depp named 'entertainer of the decade'

By Liz Kelly
Friday

Headlines: ABC cancels two more skedded Adam Lambert appearances... Johnny Depp named EW's "Entertainer of the Decade"... Tonight, Chris Brown tells "20/20" he was "wrong for what I did" to Rihanna... Jennifer Lopez "bruised" from AMA performance fall... Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood back together... Gwyneth Paltrow set to play country singer in new movie... Sara Rue becomes latest Jenny Craig spokesperson... Jon Gosselin sought for Super Bowl ads... Pamela Anderson recording "pop single"... Sylvester Stallone painting sells for $50,000.

Crime Watch: Roman Polanski moved to "undisclosed location"... Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood arrested, accused of choking girlfriend.

Pix: Tyra Banks attacked by Muppets... Britney Spears's January Elle cover.

Video: Tiger Woods's voicemail -- the slow jam remix:

Rumor Mill: Lindsay Lohan busted making out with Jessica Alba's husband? What about Kevin Connolly?... Tiger Woods insecure about his small calves, says alleged mistress.

By Liz Kelly  | December 4, 2009; 7:50 AM ET
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Comments

"Jon Gosselin sought for Super Bowl commercials." Just to ensure that the quota of beer commercials featuring loser guys ogling hot chicks in bikinis is met?

I checked the Tyra Banks link - she is *not* wearing the infamous Louis Vuitton green muppet dress.

Britney (I nearly typed Madonna) looks healthy and happy - amazing what a little makeup and medication can do. Her boys look adorable.

"Roman Polanski moved to an 'undisclosed location.'" Would that be the pricey-looking chalet that was featured on the morning news shows today?

"Calves" - is this what the cool kids are calling it now?

Posted by: northgs | December 4, 2009 10:09 AM | Report abuse

Tiger Woods insecure about his small calves, says alleged mistress. Is that what they call it now?

JLo needs to spend time at stunt class if she "means" to fall on her apparently not-padded-enough rump more often.

Posted by: hodie | December 4, 2009 10:12 AM | Report abuse

northgs, great minds....you beat me to the Tiger punch.

Posted by: hodie | December 4, 2009 10:14 AM | Report abuse

That JLo a$$-plant continues to be hilarious.

Friday lurve to Tiger's two little children. We're really sorry your dad's a schmuck.

Posted by: jaybbub | December 4, 2009 10:17 AM | Report abuse

Evan Rachel Wood: In the words of the GFY girls: Oh honey, NO. You were starting to look like a lovely, young 20 something again, instead of trying to be Dita Von Teese to please that over-hyped weirdo...

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | December 4, 2009 10:44 AM | Report abuse

"ABC cancels two more skedded Adam Lambert appearances." I don't get it: Good Morning America blows too and ABC puts that on EVERY DAY.


"Jon Gosselin sought for Super Bowl ads." I thought he'd have been a natural for Summer's Eve, frankly.


Proofreading note, Liz Kelly: I think you meant to type, "Pamela Anderson recording 'pap single'."


"Sylvester Stallone painting sells for $50,000." For comparison, three paintings by Congo, a chimpanzee, sold in 2005 for $26,000. Stallone 1, Apes 0.


"Roman Polanski moved to 'undisclosed location'". So Dick Cheney's out in the open, folks. Watch out.


Ronnie Wood arrested: FWIW, it's unlikely that he'd have watched Chris Brown on "20/20" anyway.


Hey, Liz Kelly: No mention of the passing of Eric Woolfson yesterday? Not a fan of The Alan Parsons Project? They can read your mind, you know. They can read your mind.

Posted by: byoolin1 | December 4, 2009 10:56 AM | Report abuse

Small calves? Who even looks there?

Posted by: DCCubefarm | December 4, 2009 10:59 AM | Report abuse

How sad that I now cannot tell the difference between Lindsay and Dina Lohan.

I never really bought the whole Jessica Alba/Cash Warren marriage, given that they broke up, then married after they found out she was pregnant. However, if I was Jessica I'd get myself tested for STDs, if that's the company her husband is keeping. Ick Nast.

The whole Tiger Woods saga is now just sad.

Chris Brown has now careened into Sarah Palin/Jon Gosselin/Octomom territory ... dude, your 15 minutes are SO up. Go away.

Posted by: Californian11 | December 4, 2009 11:15 AM | Report abuse

Re: Tiger Woods voicemail slow jam...

Liz, I love you.

Posted by: Trumance1 | December 4, 2009 11:53 AM | Report abuse

"Johnny Depp named EW's 'Entertainer of the Decade'..."
- I'm sure Kanye West has already jotted off his letter of dissent to the EW editorial board.

"Johnny Depp named EW's 'Entertainer of the Decade'..."
- Somewhere, Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, the true Entertainers of the Decade, are obliviously counting their money.

"Johnny Depp named EW's 'Entertainer of the Decade'..."
- and Jeremy Piven wins 'Entertainer of the Decade that can set off a metal detector with his breasts.'

"Johnny Depp named EW's 'Entertainer of the Decade'..."
- but whatever Twitter publication exists 20 years from now will declare "the aughts" the decade of the Jonas Brothers. And once again, Kanye will be ignored.

Posted by: mdreader01 | December 4, 2009 12:03 PM | Report abuse

For the record, Ms. Hax endorses my take yesterday on our Tiger Need-to-Know. She does not however mention our Celebritological Want-to-know.

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 4, 2009 12:45 PM | Report abuse

I hate these "X of the Decade/Century/Millenium/All Time" proclamations. I don't think we have enough perspective to go beyond, "...of the Year," which I'm fine with. If you go wider, you always skew toward the present. That's how MJ, for example, can beat out Harry Houdini for Entertainer of the 20th Century. Oh, and it really shoulda gone to Beyonce...

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 4, 2009 12:56 PM | Report abuse

And as much as I've always disliked Dick Cheney, until now I never would have associated him with raping teenagers.

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 4, 2009 1:02 PM | Report abuse

Roman Polanski moved to undisclosed location = "country without extradition treaty with US."

Eat your heart out guys, I got an email from ScarJo today.

Posted by: epjd | December 4, 2009 1:16 PM | Report abuse

I've been lurking today until now. ScarJo ep? I'm quite jealous.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 4, 2009 1:23 PM | Report abuse

Well, you may have an email from ScarJo, but it's snowing here in Austin!

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 4, 2009 1:50 PM | Report abuse

I can do without the snow. And ScarJo hitting ME up for money. Hey, sweetcakes, whose the movie star here?

Posted by: epjd | December 4, 2009 1:54 PM | Report abuse

Hey, Sas, CBS has been promo-ing tonight's epi of "NUMB3ERS" as being about the lost D.B. Cooper cash. Thought of ya!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | December 4, 2009 2:20 PM | Report abuse

Ack! Should read NUMB3RS.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | December 4, 2009 2:23 PM | Report abuse

I can do without the snow. And ScarJo hitting ME up for money. Hey, sweetcakes, whose the movie star here?

Posted by: epjd | December 4, 2009 1:54 PM
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I thought she was South African, not Nigerian.

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