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Posted at 8:07 AM ET, 12/ 8/2009

Ambulance takes woman from Tiger Woods's home; Diane Sawyer leaving 'GMA' this week

By Liz Kelly

This image taken from video shows an unidentified woman being brought from Tiger Woods's home to Health Central hospital in Ocoee, Fla. (AP)

Tuesday

Updated: 1:02 p.m. ET -- Tiger Woods's mother-in-law in stable condition after being hospitalized with stomach pain.

Updated: 9:15 a.m. ET Tiger Beat: On the same day Tiger Woods's mother-in-law arrived from Sweden, a "middle-aged woman" was reportedly transported from Woods's Orlando home to Health Central Hospital, the same hospital Woods himself was taken to on the Friday following Thanksgiving. No details have been released, but one report has the patient listed as requiring "advanced life support." Local Orlando TV station WESH is reporting that Woods's wife, Elin Nordegren, was seen leaving the hospital this morning. Meanwhile, more details about Woods's state the night of his accident and alleged affairs continue to surface. See the Rumor Mill, below, for the latest in scuttle.

Headlines: Diane Sawyer to leave "GMA" at the end of this week... Chris Brown says he felt "stabbed in the back" by Oprah... Madonna considering third adoption?... Carrie Prejean says midnight club appearance conflicts with her "reputation as a Christian"... Brat packer Andrew McCarthy to direct "Gossip Girl" episode... Hulk Hogan, Eddie Vedder engaged (not, umm, to each other)... TV mom Michelle Duggar rushed to hospital.


Director Terry Gilliam and actress Lily Cole attend a special screening of 'The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus' Monday in New York. (AP)

Crime Watch: Former child star Brian Bonsall ("Family Ties") arrested for bar stool assault... Two arrested in John Stamos extortion plot... Pete Doherty arrested again... $575,000 worth of Victoria Beckham-designed dresses heisted from van.

Pix: Ashley Olson smuggling pumpkin under flowy get-up?... Lady Gaga meets Queen Elizabeth... Padma Lakshmi shows off baby bump.

Rumor Mill: Tiger Woods admitted to hospital as OD on day after Thanksgiving, reports TMZ... Wife Elin Nordegren moves out... Playboy allegedly investigating X-rated Woods pix for authenticity... Mistress count up to 9, or is it 12?... "Bonnie Hunt Show" cancelled?... Mickey Rourke planning to marry Russian girlfriend?

By Liz Kelly  | December 8, 2009; 8:07 AM ET
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Comments

I don't give a rat's a$s about the Tiger Woods' topic.

Posted by: jezebel3 | December 8, 2009 8:29 AM | Report abuse

Bonnie Hunt had a show? Maybe her son Mike needs to know. Somebody page him.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 8, 2009 8:43 AM | Report abuse

Looks like the Tiger Woods story is getting a little rough*. Get out the driver* and slice* it open before it sinks*. Readers are hooked*.

*All golf puns are original to me because I am certain nobody anywhere has used them before.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 8, 2009 8:45 AM | Report abuse

*All golf puns are original to me because I am certain nobody anywhere has used them before.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 8, 2009 8:45 AM | Report abuse

LOL!

Posted by: jezebel3 | December 8, 2009 8:46 AM | Report abuse

Is the 18th Duggar trying to make a break for it before becoming saddled with some crazy @$$ 'J' name?

Posted by: jes11 | December 8, 2009 8:51 AM | Report abuse

Can't...read...stories...distracted by Giantess Lily Cole & that little person next to her who claims to be Terry Gilliam.

Posted by: wadejg | December 8, 2009 8:52 AM | Report abuse

I looked it up - Lily Cole is about 5'11, Terry Gilliam, 5'9. What the hell is going on in that picture?

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | December 8, 2009 8:57 AM | Report abuse

Tiger trifecta today, sorry Jez.

Wonder if Diane Sawyer is replacing Oprah. Not that anyone could.

Carrie (and your mom), let's see, appearing in a nightclub from Midnight to 2 AM is conflicts with your "reputation as a Christian," but appearing in a nightclub at other times doesn't. Is Mike Huckabee your Christianity consultant?

Misread the Bonsall item on first try, and left out "bar." Sounded pretty dirty.

Liz, you can just set up a chron job to instert "Pete Doherty arrested again" in all the morning mixes.

Heard about Lady Gaga and the Queen. Wonder if Lady Gaga is an official Lady now. Wonder if either of them wore pants.

Wait, Mickey Rourke has a Russian girlfriend too? Is she pregnant with Mel Gibson's child?

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 8, 2009 9:00 AM | Report abuse

I looked it up - Lily Cole is about 5'11, Terry Gilliam, 5'9. What the hell is going on in that picture?

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | December 8, 2009 8:57 AM

Is Terry Gilliam 5'9" the same way Wee Tom is? In that case he's really about 5'6" and if Lily Cole is wearing 4 inch heels...

Posted by: jes11 | December 8, 2009 9:02 AM | Report abuse

Mr. Gilliam is waiting for a ladder.

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 8, 2009 9:03 AM | Report abuse

Seriously, since when did Terry Gilliam's shins get shot off in the war?

Posted by: VaLGaL | December 8, 2009 9:03 AM | Report abuse

I know it's so last Friday, but I need advice from Lizzicon experts. Is the correct Franglais spelling "squanque" or "scanque" when referring to Carla Bruni?

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 8, 2009 9:06 AM | Report abuse

It's "skanque."

Posted by: wadejg | December 8, 2009 9:18 AM | Report abuse

I wonder what hurts more, Chris Brown: being "stabbed in the back" by Oprah, or "punched in the face" by you.


Carrie Prejean is apparently privy to additional lost Commandments, including "XV: Thou shalt go to bed no later than X o'clock on school nights" and "XIX: Notwithstanding the 'False Prophets' clause contained herein, cleave unto the advice of The Donald forsoever long as it profiteth thee."


"TV mom Michelle Duggar rushed to hospital." Please, please, please let it be the same one Tiger and the "middle-aged woman" are in.


"$575,000 worth of Victoria Beckham-designed dresses heisted from van." Frankly, I am just amazed that someone could stuff 575,000 dresses into a van.


"Lady Gaga meets Queen Elizabeth." It was a breach of protocol, but nonetheless amusing, when each simultaneously asked the other, "Where do you get your hats?"


"Mistress count up to 9, or is it 12?" If they were to form a club, they could call it the "Tiger Woulds."

Posted by: byoolin1 | December 8, 2009 9:23 AM | Report abuse

Hey yellowjkt. I have a friend with that last name (no, not Mike). Based on what his Dad told him, that joke is AT LEAST 58 years old. I don't think it goes back as far as Chaucer, because pronunciation changed shortly after his time. Altho female anatomy didn't.

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 8, 2009 9:31 AM | Report abuse

I love the Tiger Beat sub-head.

Suggestions for future updates:
Tiger's Tale
Tiger In The Tank
Lyin', Tiger And Bare (Bimbos)
Toney Tiger

No royalties required, just credit and adulation.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 8, 2009 9:33 AM | Report abuse

thx wadejg

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 8, 2009 9:33 AM | Report abuse

reddragon,

Like my golf and tiger puns, all the phone page jokes I use are completely original to me. See my lawsuit (Yello Jkt vs. Moe's Bar) being litigated by Ben Dover, Esq. of Dewey, Screwem, and Howe.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 8, 2009 9:37 AM | Report abuse

I sure hope someone got a cell phone video of the Queen singing "Pokerface."

Brian Bonsall was just drowning his sorrows over the Meredith Baxter news. He'd been hoping for a date a la Barry Williams / Florence Henderson.

John Stamos a victim of extortion? What, did someone have a video of him showing talent that he didn't want to get out?

Bonnie Hunt Show? The one where she's a TV host on a TV show on a TV show? Or is this something else that also was probably really funny if anyone could find it enough to watch?

It would be bigger news if Padma Lakshmi showed her smile.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 8, 2009 9:46 AM | Report abuse

td,
As best as I can figure, after Bonnie Hunt's rather meta-sitcom failed somebody decided that life should imitate art and gave her a really bad talk show in real life. Somewhere Gary Shandling is kicking himself.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 8, 2009 9:54 AM | Report abuse

Thanks, yellojkt. While I like Bonnie Hunt, her sitcom was hit or miss (more miss).

How DARE Ashley Olson steal Posh's dresses!

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 8, 2009 10:01 AM | Report abuse

All the good snark has been used up. This is what I get for showing up late for work.

Is Lily Cole auditioning for the role of Giganta in the Superfriends movie?


Hey Carrie, most true christians aren't so much concerned with reputations as they are for the actual deeds they do. You might want to look into that.


byoolin, I thought the same thing about Tiger and the Duggar woman.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 8, 2009 10:11 AM | Report abuse

Is extorting from John Stamos on the same level as stalking Ryan Seacrest?

I so hope the Queen gave Lady Gaga some fashion advice.

Of course Mrs. Duggar went to the hospital, it's the only place she can get some peace and quiet.

I am off the Tiger Snark train. Someone -- not Tiger - was hospitalized. That is the line for me. Innocents are not fair game.

Posted by: epjd | December 8, 2009 10:17 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, As you know all the good snark being used up has never stopped me. Besides, ep just proved you wrong...

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 8, 2009 10:29 AM | Report abuse

"TV mom Michelle Duggar rushed to hospital for gall bladder issues."

- We can no longer say she has the unmitigated gall. Her's is being mitigated.


"Former child star Brian Bonsall ("Family Ties") arrested for bar stool assault..."

- We need to take a stand on bar stool violence. I mean, a bar stool ever do to you? Perhaps Brian needs to visit Oprah for a stab in the back to set him straight.


"$575,000 worth of Victoria Beckham-designed dresses heisted from van."

- Right. I heard the real story is that the driver thought the clothes were going to the Salvation Army.


"Playboy allegedly investigating X-rated Woods pix for authenticity..."

- Who'dve thunk that as we approach 2010, Playboy would have more Tiger Woods experts than the Golf Channel?


"Lady Gaga meets Queen Elizabeth..."

- I know the Queen spits a little when she talks, but that's no reason to wear an entire rubber outfit to meet her.

Posted by: mdreader01 | December 8, 2009 10:43 AM | Report abuse

Madonna considering third adoption. I suggest that she and Brangelina divy up the Gosselin kids. It has to be better than where they are now.

What is the name of that church that Carrie Prejean attends? First Church of Hypocrites?

Maybe Ashley finally got hungry and ate her sister, Mary Kate. Too bad she'll be hungry again in about an hour.

I knew the conditions in Russia were not good but they must be desparate if the women are resorting to marrying the likes of Gibson and Rourke.

Friday List suggestion. Name that 19th Duggar kid! Who can find an appropriate "j" name that has not been used. Sorry Jezebel, not sure she would accept your name.

Posted by: hodie | December 8, 2009 10:44 AM | Report abuse

Seriously, since when did Terry Gilliam's shins get shot off in the war?

Posted by: VaLGaL | December 8, 2009 9:03 AM | Report abuse

**
thanks VG - I started laughing after I thought of the Grandpa characted from "King of the Hill"

**

Ep - I thought the same thing about Momma Duggar - that's why I didn't go home right after my second arrived.

****

apparently, Tiger was coming on strong on the back 9. Not just the babes, but there are apparently more skeletons coming out of the closet.

***
Mrs. Woods - Please get thee to a doctor for a thorough check-up.....no protection with the skankettes - just gross!!! (& some of them" just ewwwwww!!!)

Posted by: anonymouslurker | December 8, 2009 10:51 AM | Report abuse

Friday List suggestion. Name that 19th Duggar kid! Who can find an appropriate "j" name that has not been used. Sorry Jezebel, not sure she would accept your name.

Posted by: hodie | December 8, 2009 10:44 AM
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Judas, if a boy
Jeraldine, if a girl.

Also, people, Mrs. Duggar had gall bladder pains, not premature labor. The pains caused some early contractions, but that's about it.

Posted by: mdreader01 | December 8, 2009 11:11 AM | Report abuse

Two words: "Jar-Jar Duggar."

Posted by: byoolin1 | December 8, 2009 11:49 AM | Report abuse

Two words: "Jar-Jar Duggar."

Posted by: byoolin1 | December 8, 2009 11:49 AM
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SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Damn! I gotta stop drinking coffee while reading this blog.

Semi-serious grammar question: When two character strings are joined by a hyphen, do they count as one work or two?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 8, 2009 12:17 PM | Report abuse

Reddragon, excellent idea to install a Pete Doherty chron job. Also excellent riff on that stool assault. I wonder if Mister Hanky was involved.

When I first read about Michelle Duggar heading to the hospital, I thought it was because she had been matched for a vagina transplant.

it appears that Ashley Olson is hiding the picture. Maybe she passed the pumpkin to Padma Lakshmi.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 8, 2009 12:24 PM | Report abuse

Two words: "Jar-Jar Duggar."

Posted by: byoolin1 | December 8, 2009 11:49 AM

Still mopping up the tea...

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | December 8, 2009 12:27 PM | Report abuse

Looks like Terry Gilliam has just asked Lily Cole for a slow dance.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 8, 2009 12:34 PM | Report abuse

All you regular readers who still drink and read this blog have no one to blame but yourselves. Only newbies get free replacement monitors.

Posted by: epjd | December 8, 2009 12:41 PM | Report abuse

Is that Terry Gilliam or Dorf?

Posted by: buffysummers | December 8, 2009 12:52 PM | Report abuse

Here's a photo from last month - Lily Cole is not so freakishly tall against Gilliam. I'm sensing a wee bit of Photoshop or a really weird lens.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm281972224/nm2178959

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | December 8, 2009 1:31 PM | Report abuse

Oh - I just looked up the image set on AP. Mystery solved.

Terry Gilliam was actually crouching a little bit, apparently as a joke, based on the look on his face.

Check it out. http://tiny.cc/kEcXM

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