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Posted at 8:12 AM ET, 12/17/2009

Emma Watson named highest-grossing actress of decade; Gosselin divorce 'imminent'?

By Liz Kelly
Thursday

Headlines: Emma Watson named highest-grossing actor of the decade... Tiger Woods's wife to spend holiday with kids in Sweden... Ungaro CEO (who hired Lindsay Lohan) resigns... Sofia Coppola expecting second child... Tameka Raymond says she won't be joining "Real Housewives" cast.

Pix: Nicole Kidman over-powdered for red carpet event... Madonna gets domestic in new Dolce & Gabbana ads... Spencer Pratt releases album cover image.

Crime Watch: Doctor linked to Tiger Woods under investigation.

Rumor Mill: Jon and Kate Gosselin divorce decree expected soon... Jessica Simpson denies having flirted with Tiger Woods... Mistress no. 14 seeking a payoff... Elin Nordegren won't appear in Puma ads, but is talking to divorce lawyer... NBC considering Jerry Seinfeld to replace Conan O'Brien?... Jesse McCartney dumps Hayden Panettiere for ex.

Chat Day! Forget that meeting. At 2 p.m. ET, you'll want to be behind your keyboard for this week's Celebritology Live chat. Then, depending on your level of commitment, stick around for the "Lost" Hour -- this week with special guest blogger DocArzt -- at 3 p.m. ET.

By Liz Kelly  | December 17, 2009; 8:12 AM ET
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"Tameka Raymond says she won't be joining "Real Housewives" cast."

Neither will I, small world.

"Elin Nordegren won't appear in Puma ads"

Same here. Gosh, it's a small world. Who knew?

Posted by: jezebel3 | December 17, 2009 8:44 AM | Report abuse

Looks like Nicole Kidman has been hanging out with LiLo.


Do we really need to hear more "What's the deal" jokes every night on the Tonight Show?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 17, 2009 8:57 AM | Report abuse

Ungaro CEO resigns and immediately enters religious order to do perpetual penance for hiring Lindsey Lohan.

See, Prat couldn't keep out of the headlines for long. There was a reason I voted Heincer as most over exposed of 2009.

Posted by: epjd | December 17, 2009 9:33 AM | Report abuse

"Tiger Woods's wife to spend holiday with kids in Sweden."

Sounds like he's going to be eating a lot of diner food for the next few weeks. I hope the waitresses are hot.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 17, 2009 9:47 AM | Report abuse

I guess Emma Watson beats Clooney.

If a fashion CEO doesn't know the difference between a designer and a spokesperson, he should resign.

Apparently Nicole Kidman is the only one Lilo hasn't hung out with recently. Maybe Lilo isn't promising $cientology material.

I took the "Madonna gets domestic" caption to mean she had hired someone to tidy up. Imagine my surprise at the pic.

hodie take heed. Being a doc to the Rich and Famous can be dangerous.

I'm guessing Jez never flirted with Tiger Woods either, especially since just flirting does not appear to be worth any $.

If Elin doesn't appear in the Puma ads, does that mean Gloria Allred will?

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 17, 2009 9:58 AM | Report abuse

yellojkt, apparently the waitresses don't have to be all that hot for Tiger to hit on them...

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 17, 2009 9:58 AM | Report abuse

"Emma Watson named highest-grossing actor of the decade" -- and lemme tell you, Maggie Smith is MAD, MAD, MAD! Alohamora, bank vault! Come to Hermy!

"Sofia Coppola expecting second child" -- Whatever. I still can't forgive her for "The Godfather: Part III." And "Lost in Translation" wasn't all that either.

"Nicole Kidman over-powdered for red carpet event" -- I am reminded of the backstage photos at Live Aid of Boy George with a similar white powder issue.

"NBC considering Jerry Seinfeld to replace Conan O'Brien?" -- Two words: "Bee Movie." Unwatchable. Besides, what Dorkus said.

"Doctor linked to Tiger Woods under investigation." -- Uh oh! I smell propofol. At least I think I, I--- Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 17, 2009 10:10 AM | Report abuse

It doesn't even look like Madonna, Madonna (Robin Williams voice from "The Bird Cage") in those ads. Not a bit. If I picked up that mag on an Italian holiday, I wouldn't have recognized her.

Also, Conan will always have my undying love. When I was a new nursing mom, he delivered a 'shout-out' to the moms out there tuning in while up for one of their many nightly feedings. As a sleep deprived momma, watching a tiny tv in our bedroom while I nursed a snoozing baby and my hubby snored beside me, I nearly cried! I would have married him on the spot. (hmmmm....this post qualifies as a beginner step to stalking. Sleep deranged marriage proposals are illegal in seven states, no?)

Eh, trust me Liz, you'll be there. And nobody puts on the baby registry a tiny tv for the bedroom closet, but let me tell you it was a lifesaver for the first three months. Congrats!!!!!

Posted by: rachelt2 | December 17, 2009 10:14 AM | Report abuse

You know, I kind of feel better knowing someone like Spencer Pratt is around; he's like the absolute zero of celebrity. He shows up every so often to remind us of how bad our life could be.

Posted by: Bawlmer51 | December 17, 2009 10:29 AM | Report abuse

Sounds like he's going to be eating a lot of diner food for the next few weeks. I hope the waitresses are hot.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 17, 2009 9:47 AM | Report abuse

And he can bang 'em , two at a time.

Posted by: jezebel3 | December 17, 2009 10:29 AM | Report abuse

A lesson for all the "mean girl" cheerleader types out there. Smart girls rule. Congrats to Emma.

I'm wondering what kind of spell Lilo weaves that she is able to link up with just about anyone (albeit only for a day or two) and get them to do crazy things like hire them to design for their clothing line?

Can't see the Nicole pic but I'm assuming she is even whiter than usual. Perhaps she was baking Christmas cookies with the kids and it got a little messy...

Why does Madonna remind me of Anna Nicole in those D&G ads? Oh and love the realism. Don't we all look like that when we do the dishes?

Pratt, being a real celebrity means never having to tell people you are a real celebrity.

reddragon, thanks for the warning. I'll keep my everyday joe drugseeker and pass on the celebrity insomniacs. Can get you in real trouble!

Mistress #14 wants payoff. How many do we have to go through before no one cares anymore? Go back under the rock from which you came.

Posted by: hodie | December 17, 2009 10:45 AM | Report abuse

Sounds like he's going to be eating a lot of diner food for the next few weeks. I hope the waitresses are hot.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 17, 2009 9:47 AM | Report abuse

And he can bang 'em , two at a time.

Posted by: jezebel3 | December 17, 2009 10:29 AM

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Fast food, in every sense of the term.

Ummmm....didn't Elin Nordegren sign a pre-nup? Wouldn't those terms bind her? She's probably already due for a lot of money. Perhaps she should take her multi-million dollar payout and leave. Child custody and support would be the only terms of contention. And, if Elin is already getting millions in payout, there is no question that she could support the children if given custody.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 17, 2009 10:46 AM | Report abuse

Emma Watson named highest-grossing actor of the decade...

I guess it's up to us to name the highest gross-out actor of the decade.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 17, 2009 11:18 AM | Report abuse

The pre-nup may have included some clauses about behavior - which I bet Tiger violated. So the pre-nup may be void or voidable....unless he put in there that he could have sex with prostitutes and porn stars during their marriage. Which I doubt. So Elin may be eligible for a settlement far in excess of what's listed in her pre-nup.

Posted by: Amelia5 | December 17, 2009 11:31 AM | Report abuse

Nicole Kidman wants to be a lifeguard (lifeguard).

Madonna sure DOESN'T look like Madonna in those "domestic" photos. (And very accurate depictions of domestic life, too. I ALWAYS aim for maximum cleavage when cooking.) At first I thought ANS but then I realized the pix make her look like the young Debbie Harry.

Posted by: kbockl | December 17, 2009 11:52 AM | Report abuse

So there we have it, fellow lizards! Jessica Simpson makes history by claiming she was NOT one of Tiger's harem.

Why are Nicole Kidman's eyes always so red?
And yeah, she needs to fire whomever did that makeup job and doesn't know to sweep a cotton ball over the finished face to pick up extra powder!

Madonna doesn't even look like Madonna in those obviously very airbushed photos. She kinda looks like a young Debbie Harry. And nice try hon, but Mary-Louise Parker already beat you to the domestic photo shoot thing.

Posted by: Californian11 | December 17, 2009 1:15 PM | Report abuse

And nice try hon, but Mary-Louise Parker already beat you to the domestic photo shoot thing.

Posted by: Californian11

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And she made pie! http://tinyurl.com/l8poz7

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 17, 2009 1:20 PM | Report abuse

Ooops, kbockl and I must have posted at the same time. :-)

Posted by: Californian11 | December 17, 2009 1:23 PM | Report abuse

Strange about the Conan rumor. It seems awfully soon to start entertaining ideas for replacements. Didn't it take him a year or two to get his bearings when he started "Late Night" in '93? What's the rush now?

Posted by: Trumance1 | December 17, 2009 1:30 PM | Report abuse

Conan wasn't very good when he first started but finally got into the swing of things after the first season or 2.

But in this day & age of being canceled after one bad episode, it may be true that they're looking into replacements.

Posted by: wadejg | December 17, 2009 2:17 PM | Report abuse

I love that someone mentioned "A Time To Kill" in the chat (as an example of Sandra Bullock acting outside her comfort zone). I'm always amazed when I see that movie because for a moment there it looked like Matthew McC was going to have a great career, be one of those contenders for "best actor of his generation" or at least reach Damon-esque levels (Damon having also done an excellent Grisham-based film "The Rainmaker".) Kind of sad, really.

Another Sandra Bullock outside-the-box film, "28 days".

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | December 17, 2009 3:29 PM | Report abuse

I'm just a little perturbed that in the chat, someone describe Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality as an insecure dorkus.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 17, 2009 3:44 PM | Report abuse

I'm with TD. Bee Movie made it clear to anyone who watched for even a moment that the brains behind Seinfeld had to have been Larry David. Larry David Tonight Show?

Posted by: Roxie1 | December 17, 2009 4:56 PM | Report abuse

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