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Posted at 8:25 AM ET, 12/16/2009

John Mayer taking a break from dating; Courtney Love slams daughter via Facebook

By Liz Kelly
Wednesday

Headlines: John Mayer taking a break from dating... Courtney Love bashes "lying" daughter Frances Bean via Facebook... NBC polling viewers on what to do with Michaele and Tariq Salahi... Rick Springfield, Meredith Baxter penning memoirs... Fitness guru Jack LaLanne is recovering from heart valve surgery.

Pix: Sarah Jessica Parker shares pix of twin daughters.

Video: Russell Crowe's "Robin Hood" trailer released...

More: Nine-year-old Noah Cyrus performs Akon's "Smack That."

Crime Watch: Accused Erin Andrews stalker pleads guilty... Alleged Jennifer Garner stalker in police custody... Prosecutors say David Letterman extortionist tried to pass off crime as business deal... Randy Quaid and wife fail to show for court hearing... Judge orders Lindsay Lohan to make her DUI program a priority... Turns out Michael Lohan was arrested for violating protection order... Ex-"Brady Bunch" star Barry Williams says girlfriend threatened to kill him.

Rumor Mill: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal really over?... Tiger Woods devastated by dad's philandering, says ex... Elin Nordegren in talks rep Puma clothing line... Cut off from TV appearances, Jon Gosselin going broke... Pal said camera-hog Kate Hudson caused A-Rod split... Tobey Maguire to star as Bilbo Baggins in "The Hobbit"?... Dad denies Amy Winehouse and ex are back together... Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher plan summer wedding.

Well Said
"Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've got the best food in the world here. And I visit friends that mean a whole lot to me. You know, we live on a ranch in a small Wyoming town. We don't live on Mars." -- Wilford Brimley to a New York Magazine reporter who asked what he does when visiting New York.

By Liz Kelly  | December 16, 2009; 8:25 AM ET
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Comments

John Mayer taking a break from dating...at least until the test results come back.


Rick Springfield, Meredith Baxter penning memoirs...Oddly enough, they're both titled "I wish that I had Jesse's girl"


Way to show off those parenting skills there Courtney.


Tigers, cheetahs, cougars, and now Pumas. Please tell me there's some fat cat lion around trying to find a lynx to all these.


Poor Jon Gosselin, those Ed Hardy shirts don't come cheap.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 16, 2009 8:54 AM | Report abuse

" Sarah Jessica Parker shares pix of twin daughters"

'They will be six months at the end of this month and they are physically, intellectually spiritually, geographically, politically, ideologically and religiously as different as two small six-month olds could be.'

Wow! Six-month olds can be all that between eating, sleeping, and pooping? Who knew?

Posted by: jezebel3 | December 16, 2009 9:06 AM | Report abuse

in another life, i worked 3rd shift at the waffle express in boone, nc. a very familiar old man walked in, saddled up to the counter, and ordered an egg salad sandwich and a cup of coffee. i spent the next hour trying to figure out that it was wilford brimley. he was old 15 years ago. i'm surprised he's still alive.

Posted by: nachomama1 | December 16, 2009 9:07 AM | Report abuse

Tigers, cheetahs, cougars, and now Pumas. Please tell me there's some fat cat lion around trying to find a lynx to all these.


Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 16, 2009 8:54 AM | Report abuse

Itchy Brother!!

Posted by: jezebel3 | December 16, 2009 9:07 AM | Report abuse

John Mayer takes a break. He has finally run out of women willing to date him.

Courtney, I think the court did the right thing.

Hey, Jon, the last time I checked, the world still needed IT guys. Get. A. Job.

Jack LaLanne is still alive?

Wow, Mr. and Mrs. Randy Quaid have really gone off the deep end. Or else the aliens abducted him again.

Posted by: epjd | December 16, 2009 9:24 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, good ones re: John and Rick/Meredith!

Elle for Puma. When you can't escape your troubles, run like hell anyway.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 16, 2009 9:27 AM | Report abuse

First the wedding ring comes off, now she's going back to work: the Woods-Nordegren marriage must be pretty much over.

Courtney Love, taking a page out of Alec Baldwin's parenting book, updated and expanded for the social-networking age though it may be, the day after a court names a third party as guardian for your minor child is not the way to impress the judge.

That Robin Hood trailer looks like the opening battle scene of Gladiator, with a drop of Kingdom of Heaven for good measure. But Russell Crowe does nail his lines. I hope they have enough story for a full-length movie; I really hope it's better than that silly Kevin Costner RH movie from about 10 years ago.

Posted by: northgs | December 16, 2009 9:59 AM | Report abuse

Jennifer Garner stalker in police custody...

And strangely byoolin seems absent today. Just sayin...

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 16, 2009 10:16 AM | Report abuse

I do love the naive sincerity of that judge ordering Ho-han to take something seriously. Nice try, dear.

Cute little baby girls, SJP! But sorry - the Island has now been taken over by Lizlet excitement.

Posted by: jaybbub | December 16, 2009 10:38 AM | Report abuse

John Mayer taking a break from dating...
- Of course. All that's left are Tiger Woods' sloppy seconds.

Sarah Jessica Parker says, "They are physically, intellectually spiritually, geographically, politically, ideologically and religiously as different as two small six-month olds could be."
- In fact, one was seen crawling across the floor, trying to make an escape so that she could be raised by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Ex-"Brady Bunch" star Barry Williams says girlfriend threatened to kill him.
- Perhaps it was a bad idea to take Elin Nordegen out on a date so soon after that thing with Tiger went down.

"Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've got the best food in the world here."-- Wilford Brimley to a New York Magazine reporter who asked what he does when visiting New York.

- Journalism is really going down the tubes, isn't it? Where was the ubiquitous question about Quaker Oatmeal?

Posted by: mdreader01 | December 16, 2009 10:39 AM | Report abuse

"NBC polling viewers on what to do with Michaele and Tariq Salahi"

Is "Ignore them" an option?

Posted by: clw96 | December 16, 2009 10:44 AM | Report abuse

Courtney Love does nothing... she should have won the competition from a couple days ago - because she's a worthless pointless sad pathetic individual with utterly no socially redeeming characteristics. Wait... i suppose that makes her an honorary Gosselin... nevermind.

Posted by: quintiliusvarus | December 16, 2009 10:46 AM | Report abuse

"John Mayer taking a break from dating." To concentrate exclusively on f***ing, no doubt.


"Courtney Love bashes "lying" daughter Frances Bean via Facebook." Ah, the old hearts-and-minds strategy.


"Alleged Jennifer Garner stalker in police custody." I'm here, Dorkus, I'm here. And in a TOTALLY UNRELATED MATTER, I'd like to give a big "Holla!" to the peeps at AAA Bail Bonds in Santa Monica.


"Prosecutors say David Letterman extortionist tried to pass off crime as business deal." So the guy qualifies for TARP money?


Hey, Randy Quaid, Five words: "AAA Bail Bonds - call them."


"Tiger Woods devastated by dad's philandering, says ex..." Proofreading note, Expectant Liz Kelly: I think you meant to type "educated" instead of "devastated."


It's not just the money: cutting off Jon from TV appearances is like cutting off the ret of us from oxygen.


Here's how old Wilfrid Brimley is, nachomama: when you remember the last time you saw him in Boone and say, "he was old 15 years ago," you forget that's probably what you said when you saw him then.

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Posted by: byoolin1 | December 16, 2009 11:20 AM | Report abuse

Hey, Jon, the last time I checked, the world still needed IT guys. Get. A. Job.
Posted by: epjd

But ep, who in their right mind would hire Jon Gosselin? I wouldn't. Imagine trying to run a large law office with Jon working on your network and paprazzi hiding in the landscaping, and Kate calling every couple of minutes making demands or just demeaning him, and a different kid calling every hour or so, and Michael Lohan showing up with a camera crew and Lindsey on speed dial...no one is going to hire him.

Posted by: VaLGaL | December 16, 2009 12:12 PM | Report abuse

Many residents of the Rocky Mountain states, Colorado in particular, do not see any difference between Wyoming and Mars. They wouldn't want to live either place.

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 16, 2009 12:14 PM | Report abuse

Many residents of the Rocky Mountain states, Colorado in particular, do not see any difference between Wyoming and Mars. They wouldn't want to live either place.

Posted by: reddragon1

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I'm pretty sure Mars is more populated than Wyoming.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 16, 2009 12:27 PM | Report abuse

I know SJP had a mole removed, but did she get a nose job at the same time? While not smaller, it looks different.

Posted by: dablues1 | December 16, 2009 12:36 PM | Report abuse

Dorkus,
Coloradans would argue that the inhabitants are also more intelligent.

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 16, 2009 12:38 PM | Report abuse

i mean think about it... what better way to draw attention away from a nose job than to have a big honking mole taken off your chin at the same time?

Posted by: dablues1 | December 16, 2009 12:39 PM | Report abuse

dablues, according to imdb she grew up in New Jersey, so I'm thinking, of course.

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 16, 2009 12:47 PM | Report abuse

Oh great, another Cyrus.

Stay classy, Courtney Love.

Tiger dealing with his "devastation" by repeating the same pattern as his philandering dad. Nice.

Posted by: Californian11 | December 16, 2009 12:54 PM | Report abuse

FB could have saved Courtney a whole heck of a lot of time posting that rant if they would only install a "dislike" button.

Twin A's preference for soy formula is not a statement of religious belief, SJP, fyi. I wouldn't worry about them tearing the family apart yet.

Randy, time to give yourself up. There's no where to run. Even the folks at La Quinta are onto you.

Barry's ex girlfriend threatened to kill him and was overheard complaining "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, that's all he ever talks about. I'm gonna put an end to it once and for all!"

Camera hog Kate cause of ARod split. That and she insisted in being painted into that centaur painting as comely wood nymph.

Pumas and Tigers and ho's, Oh My!

Posted by: hodie | December 16, 2009 1:16 PM | Report abuse

So, where's this Sahali poll??

Posted by: MILWI | December 16, 2009 1:27 PM | Report abuse

Re the Salahis, was anyone else delighted in a schadenfreude sort of way when the public learned that his supposedly $15K watch that didn't even run (the one he offered as security in court for the bill he owed a tradesman) turned out actually to be a fake worth maybe $100 (in other words, essentially a costume-jewelry bracelet)? I say the Salahis need to be repeatedly humiliated in public till they can no longer take it and just crawl off in a hole somewhere, the latter-day equivalent of putting them in the stocks on the town square.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | December 16, 2009 2:29 PM | Report abuse

Nosy, a more fitting latter-day equivalent of putting them in stocks would be a perp walk into federal court.

Posted by: northgs | December 16, 2009 2:51 PM | Report abuse

Maybe we could get Jon Gosselin to telecommute. That way he could earn a living while living on a desert island somewhere. Everyone would be happy!

Posted by: Bawlmer51 | December 16, 2009 3:03 PM | Report abuse

northgs
a more fitting latter-day equivalent of putting them in stocks would be a perp walk into federal court.

Frog march!!!!!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | December 16, 2009 8:04 PM | Report abuse

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