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Posted at 7:40 AM ET, 12/23/2009

Tiger Woods's approval rating bottoms out; T.I. released from prison

By Liz Kelly
Wednesday

Headlines: Tiger Woods's approval rating drops to 34 percent... Judge extends Britney Spears's conservatorship... Prince William spends the night on a London street to raise awareness of the homeless... Christina Aguilera involved in minor fender-bender... Aerosmith's Steven Tyler enters rehab.

Pix: Kate Gosselin as Carol Brady?

Video: "Sex and the City 2" trailer released online (no sign of plot)...

Crime Watch: T.I. released from prison... Police investigating leak in Brittany Murphy death probe... Balloon Boy dad to be sentenced for stunt today... Randy and Evi Quaid plead not guilty in fraud case... FBI records show Michael Jackson shared stalker with George H.W. Bush... Pete Doherty charged with heroin possession after leaving court.

Rumor Mill: Jennifer Hudson pregnant with second child?... Alleged mistress denies snapping nude pix of Tiger Woods... Rachel Uchitel denies she's pregnant with Woods's baby... Did GOOP-y Gwyneth Paltrow break the law with free trip to Morocco?... Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara split... Simon Cowell to leave "American Idol" at the end of 2010 season?... Kirsten Dunst being written out of "Spider-Man 4?"... Delivery man claims he was attacked by Joe Namath's dogs.

Say What?
"I hate Christmas, I hate it. Everything stops. When I used to drink it was a good excuse to get drunk for two weeks. Now I just hate it. I have to unravel all these presents. What a waste of paper!" -- Ozzy Osbourne

By Liz Kelly  | December 23, 2009; 7:40 AM ET
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Comments

Is Tiger Woods running for some office I wasn't aware of?

Posted by: yellojkt | December 23, 2009 8:34 AM | Report abuse

Wow! The new Sex and the City move has...camels?!? Carrie of Arabia, anyone?

Posted by: purdyjack | December 23, 2009 8:47 AM | Report abuse

I can't wait for the inevitable scene in SATC2 where Samantha humps a camel.

Tiger Woods definitely bottoms out here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/3545223/Caganers-figurines-of-defecating-world-leaders-in-Catalan-nativity-scenes.html?image=8

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 23, 2009 9:16 AM | Report abuse

Approval ratings?

APPROVAL RATINGS????????????

Come on, people. Nothing to be seen here. Just ask the massive gallery at Augusta next April.

Posted by: bs2004 | December 23, 2009 9:25 AM | Report abuse

At least there will be a legitimate excuse for camel toe in the new SATC movie.

I think we have a good candidate for a remake of the Grinch Who Stole Christmas (you know to make up for that Jim Carrey horror).

Posted by: epjd | December 23, 2009 9:26 AM | Report abuse

"I want people to realize that I’m human and I have very good qualities about me that people are missing out on because those aren’t the interesting ones for the story that everyone has been creating,” she [Rachel Uchitel]said.

Rachel, we -- especially the lawyer you hired to deal with the publicity -- admire your entrepreneurial spirit. Making money from kiss-and-tell is in the best tradition of self-marketing. When may we expect you to become a regular on "The Girls Next Door"?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 23, 2009 9:27 AM | Report abuse

Kirsten Dunst being written out of "Spider-Man 4?"...

or are they just blowing smoke?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 23, 2009 9:30 AM | Report abuse

"Kate Gosselin as Carol Brady?" -- Um, no. But I wouldn't mind handing KG a bottle of Wesson Oil if she promises to make chicken with it and stuff it in her mouth so we don't have to listen to her talk for five whole seconds.

"'Sex and the City 2'" trailer released online (no sign of plot)" -- Questions. I have so many questions. But until they are answered (which would be never since I have no plans to see the movie since the first one was beyond-cringeworthy bad), I will say this: SJP is too old for that hair, Kim Cattrall is too old for that dress (any of them), Cynthia Nixon needs to eat, and is Kristin Davis even in the movie?

"Randy and Evi Quaid plead not guilty in fraud case" -- Did someone actually catch them? Those two are harder to hog tie than Roman Polanski.

"FBI records show Michael Jackson shared stalker with George H.W. Bush" -- Now I have visions of W singing, "I'm Prez! I'm Prez! Prez? Really! Prez!" in the Oval Office and MJ with a cigar in the owners box at a Texas Rangers game.


Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 23, 2009 9:44 AM | Report abuse

I REALLY wish I hadn't gone to that link, Sas. (The URL alone should've warned me.) Another perspective on Tiger: http://despair.com/lyinking.html

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 23, 2009 9:52 AM | Report abuse

Tiger Woods's approval rating drops to 34 percent...And yet he still has a higher approval rating than Congress. (Please don't use this as an excuse to start talking politics)

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 23, 2009 10:12 AM | Report abuse

td, George H.W. is the father, a/k/a 41 or Bush 1. It was his son George W., a/k/a 43 or Bush 2, who was an owner of the Rangers.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | December 23, 2009 10:18 AM | Report abuse

Yes, tiger was running in the best golfer and husband in the world election of 2010. He is still the best golfer but fell in the polls as best husband. What will we do as a country to get past this? We cant pass health care reform until tiger faces his critics.

Posted by: ged0386 | December 23, 2009 10:25 AM | Report abuse

Thanks, Nosy. I saw George Bush above and assumed W. Either way, "You Are Not Alone" has additional meanings now.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 23, 2009 10:27 AM | Report abuse

Camel toe ep? I expected that from Sasquatch but never from you. But I did laugh out loud.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | December 23, 2009 10:29 AM | Report abuse

td, thanks.

(giggle)

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | December 23, 2009 10:36 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, SOMEone here has to be responsible for lowbrow humor.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 23, 2009 10:37 AM | Report abuse

Tiger Woods's approval rating drops to 34 percent...And yet he still has a higher approval rating than Congress. (Please don't use this as an excuse to start talking politics)

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1

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It's a matter of scale, Dorkus.

A $1 billion man screwing around, or 535 people screwing around with several trillion dollars.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 23, 2009 10:40 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, who do you think I learned such things from?

BTW, nice eats on Facebook. Feel free to send some my way.

Posted by: epjd | December 23, 2009 10:49 AM | Report abuse

"Tiger Woods's approval rating drops to 34 percent." Yes, but multiplied by the 14 women we know about so far, that's [carry the 1, add...], um, 476 percent. He's kickin' MY ass, that's for sure.


Steve Tyler, entering rehab isn't exactly getting the maximum mileage out of quitting the band, now, is it?


"Kate Gosselin as Carol Brady?" Only if Florence Henderson shows up as the *real* Carol Brady & beats the living daylights out of her.


"Michael Jackson shared stalker with George H.W. Bush." You'd have thought they were wealthy enough to afford their own dedicated stalkers.


"Delivery man claims he was attacked by Joe Namath's dogs." That's what happens when you try to deliver a package using Red 42 Rocket Blue 3 against the Jets.


"I hate Christmas, I hate it. Everything stops. When I used to drink it was a good excuse to get drunk for two weeks. Now I just hate it. I have to unravel all these presents. What a waste of paper!" -- Ozzy Osbourne Now I know what I want for Christmas: I want whatever universal translator was able to decode that much English from the sounds coming out of Ozzy's piehole.

Posted by: byoolin1 | December 23, 2009 11:37 AM | Report abuse

I used to think SJP had a horse face.

Posted by: kabuki3 | December 23, 2009 11:38 AM | Report abuse

Late to the dance b/c of serious Interwebs probs here

Headline of the week: Tiger Woods ...bottoms out"

Rachel is saving the pregnancy news for after the settlement on the relationship.

I would have liked to watch them take Evi Quaid away in handcuffs, but that's just me.

I would also like to see Florence Henderson (or basically, any other actress) beat the living daylights out of Kate Gosselin. Except I'm afraid she'd take it out on the kids.

Candidates for permanent items, "Steve Tyler enters rehab" & "Pete Doherty charged with heroin possession." Every two weeks you can switch the names.

Posted by: reddragon1 | December 23, 2009 3:18 PM | Report abuse

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