Brittany Murphy's husband suing studio for wrongful death; J.Lo headed to 'HIMYM'

Jenn willing to take Brad back? What sacrifice. I'd have a mechanic give him a thorough check out first though. I bet he was ridden hard and put away wet.

"Brittany Murphy's husband to sue studio for wrongful death." Isn't it customary to wait until there's a cause of death before trying to in it on someone?

ABC cancels "Ugly Betty"... and, it adds, her mother dresses her funny.

"Tila Tequila "retires" from Hollywood." Don't do it, TT: that kid won't grow up all f***ed up on his/her own.

"Pete Doherty fined for bringing heroin to court." Somebody give that guy a smack.

"Reimagining," Liz Kelly, "reimagining." That's what they call it in Hollywood: "Date set for John Travolta extortion trial reimagining."

"...before trying to PIN it on someone?" I meant.

A grown man who calls himself "Swizz Beatz"? Oh please.

Shirtless Johnny Depp on the cover of GQ - just so that there's at least one print magazine that won't go bankrupt this month.

Thank you, Jon Hamm. Tila Tequila, I'd thank you too, if I thought you meant it.

Samples from Taylor Swift's new greeting card line:

* * * * *
VALENTINE'S DAY
Front:
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
I see me make my way to the stage and say hello, little did i know

Inside:
That you were Kanye, you were grabbing the mike, and my agent said to stay away from Mr. West
And I was crying on the soundstage begging you please don't talk, yet you did

* * * * *
CONGRATULATIONS
Front:
Hooray, great news, you are the best! Just want to send you praise

Inside:
But keep the news from Kanye West. (Can you say "VMAs"?)

* * * * *
SYMPATHY
Front:
If you could see that I'm the one
Who understands you, been here all along

Inside:
So I hope you nod, she belongs with God.
She belongs with God.
* * * * *

Let's not forget her HUMOROUS VALENTINE'S DAY card, td:

Front:
Get bent, Joe Jonas.

Inside:
You too, Taylor Lautner.

Well duh, Petrelli deserves a high bond because he is a definite flight risk.

I actually remember Zelda Rubinstein more for being the wedding organist in "Sixteen Candles". When Samantha mentions to her that her sister is a little out of it, her character responds "Just a little bit." and I use that quote all the time. RIP, Ms. Rubinstein!

Jennifer Aniston ready to take Pitt back.

It's possible. Remember that years later, RJ Wagner took back Natalie Wood.

Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley marriage certificate sells for $71,876.

Very low mileage on THAT odometer, no doubt.

byoolin
ABC cancels "Ugly Betty"... and, it adds, her mother dresses her funny.

Yeah, ghosts don't make very good stylists.

I totally got the reference, hodie.

Re photo: Aren't Rose's "shoes" hitched up awfully high?

Thanks stefs, it is always nice when someone gets you.

Oh, hodie, could you please explain for benighted lizards who don't get it?

Nosy, Adrian Pasdar who was booked for DUI, bond set at $15,000. On Heroes he plays Senator Petrelli who can fly.

Thanks, doc.

Swizz? Swizz?!!?

Zsa Zsa Gabor is 93?!?

To think of how many ways $71,876 could be better used ... sigh ...

Angelina is "exhausted" (duh) and all the kids are "running around" (duh) and "needing attention" (duh). Gee Angie, what did you THINK would happen with a bazillion children and not staying in one place more than a few minutes?

Sorry I'm posting so late. I skimmed through and misread the following:

Jon Hamm (finally) shaves off his beard... Claiming pregnancy.

Who would have the audacity to knock up Jon Hamm?

TIIIIILLLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!

Zsa Zsa admits to being almost 93, though I wonder if she's actually older:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zsa_Zsa_Gabor

(Also, she's related to Mrs. Tom Lantos).

Re photo: Aren't Rose's "shoes" hitched up awfully high?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker

Rose is pretty much incapable of having her picture taken without shoving her shoes at the lens. look her up in google images. Even when she's just standing next to Robert Rodriguez she's always "vamping" for the camera. pffft.

Isn't Rose McGowan wearing the same Valentino dress that Chloe Sevigny wore (and ranted about) to the Globes this year? Looks like Rose had hers cut, and the color is different. But I swear it's the same dress. The most perplexing part? The frock, in any incarnation, is hideous. Is dust ruffle the new black?