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Posted at 8:36 AM ET, 03/17/2010

Corey Haim buried in Toronto; Charlie Sheen returns to work

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney

Swathed in a flesh-toned gown, Jennifer Aniston arrives at the New York premiere of 'The Bounty Hunter' on Tuesday evening. (Reuters)
Wednesday

Celebrity Beat: Corey Haim laid to rest in Toronto; 911 call audio released; Corey Feldman posts open letter to Haim... Charlie Sheen back at work on "Two and a Half Men"... Miley Cyrus tells young fans to stay away from "lame" Internet... Jennifer Aniston describes her home as "sexy comfortable"... Oprah due in court in defamation trial tied to South African girls school... Angelina Jolie-funded school opens in Afghanistan... Jason Priestley sits in for Kathie Lee on "Today"... Gabourey Sidibe's mom hits back at Howard Stern over fat jokes... Heidi Klum and Seal to renew wedding vows (again).

Crime Watch: Warrant issued for Lil Wayne in Arizona case... Michael Douglas's son's girlfriend sentenced to time served in drug case... Jennifer Lopez's former dog charged in fifth biting incident.

Pop Culture Mix: Conan O'Brien to star in movie, as in a documentary based on his upcoming tour... "Avatar" comes to DVD April 22, with zero extras; because James Cameron desperately needs your money, a second edition with special features arrives in November, followed by a 3D version next year... Summit looks to esteemed filmmakers to direct the final "Twilight" movies, based on "Breaking Dawn," including Sofia Coppola, Bill Condon and Gus Van Sant; Kristen Stewart confirms that information... Tom Selleck returning to TV in cop drama... Betty White to co-star on TV Land's "Hot in Cleveland"... Early analysis of "The Carrie Years," Candace Bushnell's '80s, young-adult prequel to "Sex and the City"... Director Craig Gillespie ("Lars and the Real Girl") signs on for yet another '80s re-do: "Fright Night"... Bryan Batt, Sal from "Mad Men," talks to Huffington Post... Robert Downey Jr. in talks to star in Alfonso Cuaron's "Gravity"... Atari's Missile Command updated and available for online play.

SXSW Update: The Hollywood Reporter reviews "MacGruber"... "Tiny Furniture" leads SXSW film awards... Distributors, including The Weinstein Co., express interest in the detective flick "Cold Weather."

Rumor Mill: Britney Spears single again?... Michael Lohan rushed to the hospital with heart attack (again)?... Did Kirstie Alley base weight loss program on Scientology teachings?... Mischa Barton's credit card declined at Hollywood Whole Foods... Madonna doesn't want boytoy Jesus Luz hanging out with Lindsay Lohan... British tabloid claims Sam Mendes's "friendship" with young actress led to Kate Winslet split.

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If it's true, then Sam Mendes is a stupid stupid man.

OK, Jennifer Anniston. Sexy comfortable? You are trying too hard to be thought of as sexy. You are! It's coming off as desperate. The other day I she was on a talk show with shorts soo short and "sexy" but it seemed off. Plus, other 'offenses' that I cant' recall.

Posted by: Guest1234 | March 17, 2010 9:22 AM | Report abuse

The "lame" Internet, Miley? Really? Then, pray tell, where else are your young fans going to find nearly-naked pictures of you?


Jennifer Aniston goes against the grain: usually women want "lovely-" and men want "sexy comfortable."

"Angelina Jolie-funded school opens in Afghanistan." Can we just skip ahead to the part where FAUX News says she's running a madrassa for terrorists?


"Gabourey Sidibe's mom hits back at Howard Stern over fat jokes." Here's hoping she didn't start with the old "Why don't you pick on someone your own size."


Say, JeLi, just because the NY Daily News seems to think a dog can be charged in a US court is no reason for you to go along with it.


Tom Selleck just answered the old question, "How long will that money from 'Magnum, P.I.' last, you think?" (22 years! Not bad.)


I've been to Cleveland: Betty White's 'hot" there in the 'sexually attractive' sense of the word.


The Hollywood Reporter reviews "MacGruber": "very thin material," "utterly disposable," "unlikely to catch fire at the box office," "stretches the material about as far as it can go."
If I recall correctly, these phrases have appeared in reviews of every SNL movie with the exception of 'The Blue Brothers'.


"Madonna doesn't want boytoy Jesus Luz hanging out with Lindsay Lohan." That's a shame, because "Jesus Lohan" would be a great name for the couple.

Posted by: byoolin1 | March 17, 2010 10:00 AM | Report abuse

Not to worry, Lizards - Heidi and Seal get a pass on the vow-renewal curse since they do this every year. Which is almost as often as they have a baby.

Posted by: jaybbub | March 17, 2010 10:01 AM | Report abuse

Reading about Miley Cyrus, I have never been so thankful that I wasn't famous during my teenage years. Yeah, she's got other issues I won't give her a pass for, but that quote just sounds like the classic dumb thing you say as a teenager. If you're lucky, everyone forgets it. If you're not, you have a memory that you look back on as an adult and squirm about.

Seconding your Sam Mendes comment, Guest.

I am loving the Pop Culture Mix, by the by.

Posted by: Bawlmer51 | March 17, 2010 10:03 AM | Report abuse

Wow - Miley Cyrus actually said something sensible. There's hope for the girl yet.

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | March 17, 2010 10:20 AM | Report abuse

"Lame" internet, Miley? Did Daddy Cyrus take your internet privileges away? What did you do, post another half-naked picture of yourself?

Posted by: JenEFur | March 17, 2010 10:28 AM | Report abuse

A Scientology Diet Plan??? Is that where they eat their young?

The article about Gabby Sidibe calls her "gorgeous Gabourey." Who wrote it? Kirstie Alley? That kind of beauty is enough to drive a person to date Britney Spears, who BTW, is available again. No word on whether her hoo-hah is included.

Perhaps Miley Cyrus can star in the film version of The Carrie Years....if they can braid her mane and fit her with a feedbag.

Your Honor, I'm sorry that L'il Wayne can't report to jail today. The New York jail wouldn't let him out. You'll have to take a number.

The reviews of the new Missile Command say it's lame. Perhaps the next version will be the extra Avatar features, enabling users to nuke the Na'vi.

"sexy comfortable".....hmmmmm....have any of Jen's exes used those words to describe her?

Corey Fledman writes that he wishes he could be with Corey Haim. Corey, all you need to do is to renew Other Corey's prescriptions. However, I don't that Toronto will ante up for your funeral expenses.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | March 17, 2010 10:32 AM | Report abuse

'"sexy comfortable".....hmmmmm....have any of Jen's exes used those words to describe her?'

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Just the boys from Spinal Tap, Sas.

Posted by: byoolin1 | March 17, 2010 10:36 AM | Report abuse

Um... no offense, but this may be too much. Atari? Really? Isn't this a celebrity blog? And links to movie reviews? That's tangentially related to celebrities, okay, but that could get endless. Is this is going to be a mish-mash of _everything_ in pop culture? Too much.

Posted by: Georgetown1 | March 17, 2010 10:48 AM | Report abuse

guest and byoo, you know I agree on the "sexy Jen" thing. It just ain't hapnin.

And Balmer51 is spot on with the Pop Culture Mix.

I'm not too surprised I saw an item on "Michael Douglas's son's girlfriend," But I think "Jennifer Lopez' former dog" is stretching it even for Celebritology. And you KNOW how I feel re JLo.

Are we sure that Conan's movie won't actually star Sacha Baron Cohen pretending to be Conan?

I thought Tom Selleck had hung up his mustache years ago, as he should have. At this point, he needs to start going for the Interesting Old Guy roles, since our neighbor Bob Duvall is getting up there.

I'm with Madge about staying away from Lilo. I know she needs at least one friend (c'mon, even Nixon had one), but I wouldn't want it to be anyone I knew.

Posted by: reddragon2 | March 17, 2010 10:51 AM | Report abuse

"Sexy Jen" belongs in the same list as "Jumbo Shrimp."

"Gabourey Sidibe's mom hits back at Howard Stern over fat jokes" -- You misunderstood. Ryan Seacrest asked Gaby's mom what she thought of Stern and Mom replied, "I'd hit that."

"Britney Spears single again?" -- I believe she has been "single" since she divorced K-Fed. This is news?!

"Oprah due in court" -- Planet Oprah is way too busy. Surely she'll send Gayle or Dr. Phil in her place. However, if the Texas Cattlemen were in Africa too...

"The Carrie Years" -- Just watch "Square Pegs" instead. Thirty-year-old footage of Johnny Slash beats present-day smut-talking teens anyday.

"Jason Priestley sits in for Kathie Lee on 'Today'" -- And since no one watches that hour, no one even noticed the difference. Though when he started drooling over old photos of Frank handing out $100 bills to sweatshop workers, the audience members did cock their heads sideways in slight confusion.

"Angelina Jolie-funded school opens in Afghanistan" -- It's called "Girl, Instructed".

"Tom Selleck returning to TV in cop drama" -- Yeah but who wants to watch "57 Magnum, P.I."

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | March 17, 2010 12:01 PM | Report abuse

Green beer in the Tiki bar today. Join me and we'll see how lame that new Missile Command game is.

Any news as to the theme of Heidi and Seals vow renewels?

Hey, Betty White and Cleveland rocks! (can you please just forget about that old mistake on the lake?)

Posted by: hodie | March 17, 2010 1:59 PM | Report abuse

"If you are openly gay, the masses can be asses." - Benjamin Bratt. Don't you love him?

Corey, did the world need to know there was a "secret Corey handshake?"

Miley, if the world stays away from "'lame' Internet," how will they download your new songs?

And sorry, Jennifer Aniston, you get the likes of Brad Pitt and John Mayer. Leave Dave Letterman alone. He belongs to us brainy, plain girls.

Posted by: mdreader01 | March 17, 2010 2:06 PM | Report abuse

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