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Posted at 10:30 AM ET, 03/30/2010

Lindsay Lohan's new song: Hot or not?

By Liz Kelly

La Lohan arrives at Perez Hilton's birthday party on Saturday. (AP)

Sure, it may seem like all she does is fall into cacti, walk on clouds of white powder and tweet 24/7, but Lindsay Lohan is also one hard-working chick -- designing fug clothing, making documentaries that get her banned from India, increasing the world's stockpiles of spray tanner, etc.

Lately, Lilo has also been busy in the studio working on new songs and if they lead to an album, it'll be her first since 2005's "A Little More Personal (Raw)." This weekend at Perez Hilton's birthday party, Lohan debuted the single "Stuck." Hear it over at Perez's site. Or, if you are Lohan music averse or otherwise unable to listen, here's a textual recreation of the experience:

Bassy club beat (Think Britney Spears "Gimme More")...

I'm going down down down
I am not myself when you're around 'round 'round
No matter what I do it's too fast, too slow
This won't last
But I should go
But I can't help it.

I am stuck stuck stuck stuck
I can try to run but I am out of luck luck luck
Doesn't matter where I go
I feel stuck
Sticky fingers sticky hands [etc.]

Bassy club beat, autotune...

There you have it.

Will Lilo's attempt to re-enter the pop charts fare better than her stint as a fashion designer? You tell me...

By Liz Kelly  | March 30, 2010; 10:30 AM ET
Categories:  Insta-Polls, Lindsay Lohan  
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Ok, I listened. Not horrible.

But Liz, can you please change the name of the Morning Mix. My netnanny won't let me see it I suspect because of the word gay. Thanks!

Posted by: hodie2 | March 30, 2010 11:02 AM | Report abuse

I agree, not horrible. If she just cleaned up her act...

However the song reminds me of something else... it's not coming to mind right now though.

Posted by: JenEFur | March 30, 2010 11:44 AM | Report abuse

Wasn't it just a few short years ago she was a beautiful teenaged girl? Now she looks like a 35-year-old methhead. GAACCKK!

Posted by: justmike | March 30, 2010 11:47 AM | Report abuse

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