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Posted at 8:07 AM ET, 03/ 4/2010

No more plastic surgery for Heidi Montag, says doc; Neil Patrick Harris to star in Smurf movie

By Liz Kelly

Reese Witherspoon (left) and Renee Zellweger arrive at the opening of West Hollywood's new Vera Wang store. (AP)
Thursday

Celebrity Beat: Plastic surgeon says he won't operate on Heidi Montag anymore; Spencer Pratt silenced after biting through his tongue... Megan Fox tallies her sexual partners... Marie Osmond's son changed his last name in days before death... Renee Zellweger takes Bradley Cooper's mom shopping... Burt Reynolds recovering from quintuple bypass... Keyshia Cole gives birth to baby boy.

Pop Culture Mix: Neil Patrick Harris lands lead in "Smurfs: The Movie"... Oscar stage to be higher than in years past... Army bomb expert who claims "Hurt Locker" was based on him files suit against filmmakers... Viacom dropping Jon Stewart, "Colbert Report" from Hulu.com... John Lennon's former New York townhouse up for sale.

An "SNL" presidential "reunion"...

"Lost's" Michael Emerson stars in 1992 prison training video...

Crime Watch: Paris Hilton cited for using bike lane to pass cars.

Rumor Mill: Jackson kids not supervised, source tells Showbiz 411... Rebecca Gayheart gives birth to baby girl... Ryan O'Neal barred from visiting son Redmond in rehab... Jessica Simpson spotted flirting with "Hurt Locker" star Jeremy Renner... "Marriage Ref" producer Jerry Seinfeld a bad communicator, says ex.

Pix: Lindsay Lohan's bares skin -- again -- in Purple magazine photo shoot (NSFW).

Chat Day! Join Liz at 2 p.m. ET for this week's Celebritology Live discussion.

-- Liz and Jen

By Liz Kelly  | March 4, 2010; 8:07 AM ET
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Spencer's bites his tongue and his silenced. Thereby finally proving beyond any doubt there is a God.

Great with a higher Oscar stage, expect more women to have trouble getting up to get their awards. Proof that Hollywood hates women. Also, hello, it takes MORE time to climb the steps. Not something to do if you are trying to get the show under 180 hours.

Of course the Jackson kids are unsupervised. The parents are too busy plotting in dark rooms how to suck the life blood out of them than to actually, you know, parent.

Posted by: epjd | March 4, 2010 8:15 AM | Report abuse

The best part of that prison training video is the dramatic music underneath it all! Makes you think something - something sinister - is about to happen.

Posted by: blahblah6b | March 4, 2010 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Spencer Pratt silenced? I knew today would be a good day.


Bradley cooper's mom...yikes!


You would think Barney Smurf would get bored with only Smurfette around.


Well, I guess if you are described as sexual napalm, you might as well start dating the EOD guy. That might defuse those rumors.


So the guy whose sitcom was based on the premise of his inability to commit is giving relationship advice? And really, who wouldn't want advice on how to make a marriage work from the likes of Alec Baldwin and Madonna.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | March 4, 2010 9:22 AM | Report abuse

From the ads I've seen for The Marriage Ref, it looks totally scripted and the celebs are laughing way to hard at each other's "jokes". I don't see it doing very well.

Posted by: JLRGG | March 4, 2010 9:30 AM | Report abuse

Note to Seinfeld's ex: Honey, maybe he avoided the mention of marriage with you, but at this point he's been married for 10 years, so not only is your info outdated, it appears to only apply to you. Not saying I'd take marriage advice from him, but that sure sounds like a big pile of sour grapes to me.

Posted by: talleyl | March 4, 2010 9:31 AM | Report abuse

It's just as well that Heidi's plastic surgeon won't operate on her anymore - installing a brain is really a job for a neurosurgeon.


Anyone else find that timing - that Spencer bit clean through his tongue right after Heidi asked, "Well, how do I look?" - a bit suspicious?


Megan Fox says she's had two sexual partners, yet her IMDB profile lists 21 acting credits. I can't make that math work.


Seeing "Renee Zellweger takes Bradley Cooper's mom shopping" beside a photo of RZ and Reese Witherspoon may cause people to think that Reese is Brad's mom.


Burt Reynolds' surgery was filmed for an A&E show called "Smokey & the Bypass."


Pop Culture Mix: Neil Patrick Harris lands lead in "Smurfs: The Movie". If Megan Fox gets announced as Smurfette, we'll KNOW she was lying about the sex thing.


With 10 best picture nominees, making the Oscar stage higher is karmically sensible: lower the bar, raise the stage.


"Jackson kids not supervised" - it's okay, they've got stun guns.


"Rebecca Gayheart gives birth to baby girl." Just be sure that Kari Ann Peniche isn't within earshot when you say, "And baby makes three." Wouldn't want a scene.


One of these days LiLo is going to realize her dream of being a top model for those American Apparel ads.

Posted by: byoolin1 | March 4, 2010 9:36 AM | Report abuse

""Marriage Ref" producer Jerry Seinfeld a bad communicator, says ex."

I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you...RME

Posted by: Lizka | March 4, 2010 9:44 AM | Report abuse

Dear Heidi Montag's Plastic Surgeon: Congratulations on rediscovering your conscience. Since it seems likely you're going to have some time on your hands, do you think you might be able to go talk some sense into the Octomom's fertility doctor?

Spencer Pratt bites his tongue, decides it's a sign from God that he needs to keep his mouth shut. I'm not devout, but I can get behind this article of faith.

It appears Lindsey Lohan's fall from grace is complete. She looks like a streetwalker.

Why does Renee Zellweger feel the need to pose in such a way as to highlight her bony, ropy, skinny neck, shoulders and arms? She really needs to wear something that will cover her clavicles. And maybe she could also try out a Lady Gaga-esque face mask? She's really not pretty, especially standing next to the lovely Reese Witherspoon.

NPH as the lead in the Smurfs movie. That swooning sound you just heard was half the gay men in America, fainting from the fabulousness of it all.

Posted by: northgs | March 4, 2010 9:47 AM | Report abuse

Darn you, byoolin, stealing my Burt Reynolds line!

"Neil Patrick Harris lands lead in 'Smurfs: The Movie'" -- Paging Eiffel 65! Get your agent on the phone to see if NPH can sing "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" over the credits.

"Renee Zellweger takes Bradley Cooper's mom shopping" -- She got his mom a pair of contacts to make her eyes look all squinty. Then they whipped up a batch of bleach and did each other's hair.

"Oscar stage to be higher than in years past" -- Because nothing says desperate more than the words "elevating the status of the Academy Awards" in media copy.

"Ryan O'Neal barred from visiting son Redmond in rehab" -- In related news, Tatum has also entered rehab to ensure her father can't hit on her again.

"Lindsay Lohan's bares skin -- again -- in Purple magazine photo shoot (NSFW)." -- Putcher cloves oon, grrl! Is it possible to get a judge to order her to always wear clothes? Even those hearts and leggings are better than nothing.

"Jerry Seinfeld a bad communicator, says ex." -- Can you imagine living with him and that whine? "What is it with all these dishes in the sink? What's that about?"

Remind me again why Will Ferrell is funny? I'll wait.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | March 4, 2010 10:01 AM | Report abuse

Megan Fox can count the number of partners she's had on one hand. The number stops at 4 because no one wants to be "hammer thumb" number 5.

Posted by: MStreet1 | March 4, 2010 10:04 AM | Report abuse

northgs, Lilo "looks like" a streetwalker. Perhaps appearance are not deceiving in this case.

Several of us have valiantly tried to improve on : "Neil Patrick Harris lands lead in 'Smurfs: The Movie'" and "Spencer Pratt bites tongue" but guys, those items just speak for themselves.

Hurt Locker suit. So the guy first has to prove they were talking about him, and then has to prove they lied about him being an a-hole. Want that case, ep?

"Lost's Michael Emerson stars in 1992 prison training video." You have to TRAIN for that now? Thought the judge just sent you.

Paris proves she is not just a passing fancy.

Posted by: reddragon1 | March 4, 2010 10:21 AM | Report abuse

Reddragon, only if I can represent the Hurt Locker. Yeah, suing someone to prove you are not a jerk rarely works. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: epjd | March 4, 2010 10:41 AM | Report abuse

Paris Hilton cited for using bike lane to pass cars.

Seems somehow sadly gay...


Burt Reynolds recovering from quintuple bypass.

Find it more of a challenge to wish him well, recalling that he used to beat the cr@p out of the "sock-it-to-me" girl back when they were married. And, all other things being equal, I'm guessing that he was the source of more of the problems in his and Loni's marriage, too. Maybe now he'll finally have a heart that, in more ways than one, functions properly.


Lindsay Lohan's bares skin -- again -- in Purple magazine photo shoot (NSFW).

Those pictures made me think of Edie Sedgwick, and not in a good way.


Anyone else catch the story on TV last night re that gal claiming the Black Eyed Peas plagiarized the "Boom Boom Pow" riff from a song she'd submitted earlier to the Peas' record label? Back-to-back video clips of both her and Fergie's performances of that phrase were played and, my sweet lord, it sounded as though she may have a case.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | March 4, 2010 10:50 AM | Report abuse

Did anyone else observe a certain mirror symmetry between the banner image of Jen 'n' Liz and today's photo of Reese and Renée? It's in the color of their clothes.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | March 4, 2010 10:59 AM | Report abuse

JeLi are way hawter than Reese and Renee.

Posted by: reddragon1 | March 4, 2010 11:05 AM | Report abuse

northgs, Lilo "looks like" a streetwalker. Perhaps appearance are not deceiving in this case.

Posted by: reddragon1 | March 4, 2010 10:21 AM

Reddragon, in Lilo's defense, she wasn't actually photographed on a street. Call girl, perhaps?

Posted by: northgs | March 4, 2010 11:09 AM | Report abuse

Did anyone else observe a certain mirror symmetry between the banner image of Jen 'n' Liz and today's photo of Reese and Renée? It's in the color of their clothes.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | March 4, 2010 10:59 AM

Jen 'n' Liz wear it better.

Posted by: northgs | March 4, 2010 11:09 AM | Report abuse

northgs
Jen 'n' Liz wear it better.

Well, of course!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | March 4, 2010 11:26 AM | Report abuse

"my sweet lord" -- good one, Nosy.

I'd forgotten that Burt Reynolds was married to Judy Carne. Now I understand the title of her autobiography, "Laughing on the Outside, Crying on the Inside."

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | March 4, 2010 11:32 AM | Report abuse

Funny or Die - should have been much funnier. Great concept, great characters - but took a very funny situation and instead gave a scolding lecture.

Without the funny, it's just dead.

Posted by: Amelia5 | March 4, 2010 11:36 AM | Report abuse

northgs, I only quoted the quaint term "streetwalker." When I grew up in North St. Louis county, we used the generic "ho."

Either way, Lilo is almost as unappealing in those photos as Madge.

Posted by: reddragon1 | March 4, 2010 11:48 AM | Report abuse

Vanessa Paradis is one smart cookie:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/04/johnny-depps-partner-vane_n_485292.html

Renee Zellweger looks pretty unhappy to be at that Vera Wang store. And what in the heck happened to Bradley Cooper's mom's face???

"[Renee] really needs to wear something that will cover her clavicles" ... and eat something, pronto.

Posted by: Californian11 | March 4, 2010 1:35 PM | Report abuse

Michael Emerson, what Dharma station is that? It doesn't look familiar.

Lindsay Lohan's pictures look like stills from her porn movie screen test.

Posted by: jes11 | March 4, 2010 1:41 PM | Report abuse

jes11, "...screen test, which she didn't pass?"

Or maybe she did. And that's where her future lies.

Posted by: reddragon1 | March 4, 2010 3:21 PM | Report abuse

Californian:
Vanessa Paradis is one smart cookie.

Guess she doesn't worry so much when Johnny plays Capt. Jack Sparrow opposite Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | March 4, 2010 3:22 PM | Report abuse

À propos of today's online Celebritology chat, I predict the big fashion trend at this year's Oscars red carpet will be those fugly gladiator shoes for women, a/k/a the Podiatrists' Full Employment Act.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | March 4, 2010 3:25 PM | Report abuse

Not connected to today's mix, but I was looking through my older son's Lego magazine with him and found an ad for "Prince of Persia" Legos coming next month--complete with a long-haired minifig for the Jake character!

Posted by: mouse4 | March 4, 2010 3:28 PM | Report abuse

How's your pregnancy progressing, Mouse?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | March 4, 2010 3:34 PM | Report abuse

Had a rough last few weeks of pregnancy (3 weeks of irregular contractions!), but a pretty good delivery just over 3 weeks ago. The end result is sleeping right now--and I should be napping.

Posted by: mouse4 | March 4, 2010 3:41 PM | Report abuse

Congratulations, mouse and mouselet!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | March 4, 2010 3:53 PM | Report abuse

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