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Posted at 7:45 AM ET, 04/19/2010

Kim Kardashian poses unretouched in the buff; Man claims to be Oprah's dad

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly
Monday

Celebrity Beat: Kim Kardashian jumps (nude) on the no retouching train in May's Harper's Bazaar... Esquire readers name Christina Hendricks the best looking woman in America... Charlie Sheen shows off newly-shaven head... Mel Gibson likely to pay "substantial" child support... Gwyneth Paltrow won't play Nicole Kidman's wife in "The Danish Girl"... Razzie organizers want Sandra Bullock to return award... Bullock's sister takes to her baking blog to deny spending Easter with sis... Jay-Z welcomes "super duper special" wife Beyonce on stage at Coachella... Tom Hanks reunites with "Bosom Buddies" cast at TV Land Awards... Christina Applegate engaged to Dutch rocker... Betty White in a metal bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw while riding a John Ritter centaur.

Crime Watch: Randy and Evi Quaid face jail time for skipping court dates... Police prevent Alexander Skarsgard vs. paparazzo dust-up at Coachella... Michael Jackson impersonator charged in molestation case.

Video: "SNL" spoofs Larry King's divorce...

Rumor Mill: Mississippi vet claims he's Oprah's dad... Volcano fallout: John Cleese pays $4,950 for Norway to Belgium taxi ride.

Pop Culture Mix: "How to Train Your Dragon" beats "Kick-Ass" at the box office, based on early estimates... "Mad Men" won't go beyond a sixth season, says creator Matthew Weiner... "Glee" among honorees at this year's GLAAD Media Awards... Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" now set for Labor Day weekend release... Princeton professor explains Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" (thank God someone finally did)... VH1 revamps programming, gets back to musical roots... Debate: is it time to put "Sex and the City" out of its misery?... Behold: the man with two dueling "Avatar" tattoos.

Video: Wikus van der Merwe of "District 9" (aka Sharlto Copley) tries to convince Charlize Theron to present with him at the South African Music Awards:

Say What?
"I felt like a little chemist." -- Jennifer Aniston on creating her new perfume, Lolavie.

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly  | April 19, 2010; 7:45 AM ET
Categories:  Daily Mix  | Tags:  Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks  
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Comments

"Esquire readers name Christina Hendricks the best looking woman in America." Which is quite an accomplishment, given that virtually none of those readers could tell you whether or not Christina even has a face.


The Razzie people want to get their prototype back from Sandra Bullock before it ends up in a police evidence locker with her fingerprints and Jesse James' blood and hair on it.


"Jay-Z welcomes "super duper special" wife Beyonce." That man is *such* a wordsmith.


"Betty White in a metal bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw while riding a John Ritter centaur." And to think Esquire readers picked Christina Hendricks...


"Michael Jackson impersonator charged in molestation case." Now THAT is method acting.


"John Cleese pays $4,950 for taxi ride." Remember that the next time he whines about how much alimony he's paying. Also, if you're calling the author of "A La Recherche de Temps Perdu" a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside.

"I felt like a little chemist." -- Jennifer Aniston - Yeah, she's practically the next Albert Hoffman.

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 19, 2010 8:11 AM | Report abuse

Pardon my lazy French. It's early. And it's "À La Recherche du Temps Perdu."

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 19, 2010 8:14 AM | Report abuse

Only in this blog would someone notice Byoolin's bad French.

That is taking an impersonation a bit too far.

Other celeb families take note -- this is how to protect your sibling when the tabs go nuts. It is not the time to add fuel to the fire with more "exclusive" stories.

Posted by: epjd | April 19, 2010 8:25 AM | Report abuse

Kim Kardashian may not be retouched in that photo, but she certainly looks well-oiled.

Posted by: dstu | April 19, 2010 8:46 AM | Report abuse

Hmmm, an Avatar tattoo. Maybe that's what my next tattoo should be.


Just wondering when my next issue of Esquire will come in the mail.


Really wishing I could unsee that Betty White image.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | April 19, 2010 9:09 AM | Report abuse

It has been awhile since anyone has needed the ol' brain bleach, but here you go, Dorkus.

Is that as in "Like a Virgin" never been retouched, Kim Kardasian?

Looks as though Charlie will be moving to rural Michigan soon.

Posted by: hodie2 | April 19, 2010 9:28 AM | Report abuse

byoolin, JeLi overlooked another celeb trek in Europe:

"...jazz singer Dee Dee Bridgewater and her band were to have flown on Thursday from Stuttgart to London for a performance at the Barbican Center. Instead, they rented a bus, left at 1 a.m. Friday, took the ferry to England and arrived late in the afternoon several hours before her performance, said a Barbican spokesman, Alex Webb. 'She’s a trouper,' Mr. Webb said of the singer, who turns 60 next month."
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/17/arts/music/17musicians.html?hpw

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 19, 2010 9:31 AM | Report abuse

The Betty White image out-grosses all those movies.

Posted by: kabuki3 | April 19, 2010 11:07 AM | Report abuse

LOVE the title of the Mad Men article:

'Mad Men's' Weiner: The End Is Near

ROFLMAO!!

I hope it makes it 6 seasons cause I'd love to see the men in the Summer of Love or near Woodstock so maybe they'll skip a few years.

Right now it's 1962, pre-Beatles post Kennedy assasination so they'd HAVE to skip a few years to get 'em there but I'd love to see how Don & Co. handle hippies. They already enjoy the whole "free love" thing but I still think it'd be a great culture clash.

Posted by: wadejg | April 19, 2010 11:09 AM | Report abuse

It's long past time to put "Sex and the City" out of OUR misery.

Posted by: jaybbub | April 19, 2010 11:17 AM | Report abuse

Sorry Anniston. No chemistry.

Posted by: reddragon1 | April 19, 2010 11:35 AM | Report abuse

Donna Dixon looks like hell.

It was time to put SATC out of its misery around the time Baryshnikov showed up.

And someone as important as Oprah couldn't possibly have anything as pedantic as parents -- surely she began when the cosmos did, one big bang and hello O.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | April 19, 2010 12:09 PM | Report abuse

Kim Katrashian just wanted another excuse to pose nude. Gimme a break ... although I have to sort of grudgingly admire her single-minded dedication to shameless self-promotion.

The SATC article: it's time to put that cringe-inducingly bad writing to bed, that's for sure.

There is NO WAY the SATC stars are size 6.

Posted by: Californian11 | April 19, 2010 12:14 PM | Report abuse

There is NO WAY the SATC stars are size 6.

Posted by: Californian11 |

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Exactly how do they size horse collars?

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Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 19, 2010 3:06 PM | Report abuse

Man claims to be Oprah's dad

Show of hands: How many thought it was a woman? And in other breaking news, the sun rose in the East today.


Michael Jackson impersonator charged in molestation case.

Method acting?


Debate: is it time to put "Sex and the City" out of its misery?

Isn't that why we have a free-market system?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 19, 2010 3:59 PM | Report abuse

kim kardashian's mother must have told her to go for all the $$$ she can. strike while the iron is hot, as my own mother used to say. however, that comment was never directed towards my posing naked anywhere. these kardashians are everywhere and the why of it escapes me. why? why? can anyone tell me?
randy and evi quaid get more chances than, well, i don't know who they get more than, but they do. if ol' paris hilton can go to jail for dui, then these clowns can go for skating on a costly hotel bill, can't they?
charlie sheen is a toad. cancel his show now. forget about sex & the city. unload this stinker. does anyone watch it?

Posted by: frieda406 | April 19, 2010 4:18 PM | Report abuse

Oh wow, is there honestly anything hotter than Christina Hendricks eating watermelon… wow, I think I just decided I like watermelon THAT much more lol, she is honestly one of the hottest women in the world.
N-o q-u-e-s-t-i-o-n-s a-s-k-e-d
Just look at her eating up this watermelon and other sexy photos @ http://www.lionsdenu.com/christina-headricks-eating-watermelon-gallery/

Posted by: TimAlvine | April 19, 2010 11:34 PM | Report abuse

Oh wow, is there honestly anything hotter than Christina Hendricks eating watermelon… wow, I think I just decided I like watermelon THAT much more lol, she is honestly one of the hottest women in the world.
N-o q-u-e-s-t-i-o-n-s a-s-k-e-d
Just look at her eating up this watermelon and other sexy photos @ http://www.lionsdenu.com/christina-headricks-eating-watermelon-gallery/

Posted by: TimAlvine | April 19, 2010 11:35 PM | Report abuse

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