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Posted at 8:07 AM ET, 04/20/2010

Larry King's divorce on hold?; New Bond film delayed indefinitely

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney

Sharon Stone arrives at a screening of 'Behind the Burly Q' at New York's Museum of Modern Art on Monday. (Getty Images)
Tuesday

Celebrity Beat: Larry King puts divorce on hold for two weeks, says attorney... Tom Shales asks, is King's CNN reign nearing its end?... Sandra Bullock photographed without wedding ring! Is it a set up?... Mo'Nique's brother claims, on Oprah, that he molested the "Precious" co-star when she was 7 or 8... Oprah, by the way, dismisses Kitty Kelley book as a "so-called biography"... Corey Haim autopsy report expected this week... Sharon Osbourne plans to turn removed breast implants into paper weights... Kim Kardashian regrets posing for Playboy; says it was mom's idea... Kardashian also angers animal right's activists by posting this pic to her Twitter account... Aziz Ansari tapped to host MTV Movie Awards... Suri Cruise celebrates fourth birthday with cupcake party... Chris Brown to headline Haiti benefit concert in Virginia... "Idol" alum David Archuleta goes out of his way to explain his presence at a gay club... In case you care: Cover of the upcoming unauthorized Angelina Jolie biography released... Susan Boyle inks deal to pen autobiography... Bachelor Bob Guiney headed for divorce... "Jersey Shore's" Snooki dumps boyfriend for "using her fame"... Valerie Bertinelli finishes Boston marathon.

Crime Watch: Michael Douglas asks judge to show son leniency... French president Nicolas Sarkozy hand delivers letter from Roman Polanski to President Obama.

Rumor Mill: Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen expecting baby no. 2?... Lindsay Lohan "wasted" at Coachella festival, claims Radar Online... Builders discover supposed John Lennon LSD stash buried on grounds of his old home... Colin Farrell not involved in London street fight... Simon Cowell planning four wedding ceremonies (bad idea?).

Happy Birthday to... "Star Trek's" George Takei (73).

Pop Culture Mix: "Bond 23" postponed indefinitely... Cameron Diaz, Benicio del Toro to star in adaptation of "An Ex to Grind"... Summit Entertainment purchases movie and TV rights to "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus," in effort to make most irritating rom-com ever... Kiefer Sutherland says "24" movie script is complete... "Iron Man 2" premiere moved from London to L.A. due to volcanic ash... Jennifer Aniston, preparing to direct... Sacha Baron Cohen to star as Walter Mitty?... Jason Street (otherwise known as Scott Porter) will show up in season five of "Friday Night Lights"... Celebration plans for 30th anniversary of "Empire Strikes Back"... Have fun reading the fortunes in these "Lost" tarot cards... "Lost" cast and crew plan finale events... And in case you've wondered what the guts of a Tweet look like, here you go.

Video: LCD Soundsystem + scary-aggressive pandas = the video for the track Very Short List has already dubbed the song of spring 2010 -- "Drunk Girls":

Jorge Garcia offers a tour of "Lost" island:

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By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | April 20, 2010; 8:07 AM ET
Categories:  Daily Mix  | Tags:  Angelina Jolie, Isla Fisher, Larry King, Sacha Baron Cohen, Sandra Bullock, Sharon Osbourne, Simon Cowell  
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Comments

Grrrrr that Kardashian picture makes me mad. Scruffing a cat, especially one that small, isn't going to hurt it. But it isn't good for the kitty either. Look at it's tail, curled up so tight! That tiny black kitten doesn't like being unsupported, that's for sure. When I scruff my cats (usually for the dreaded tooth cleaning), I support their bodies and just use the scruff to keep their head in place.

Posted by: DCCubefarm | April 20, 2010 8:34 AM | Report abuse

It does not count as a "hold" if you are just waiting for your attorney to finish typing the paperwork.

Kim, you are over 18, time to stop blaming your parents for your poor choices.

Lindsay Lohan wasted. And in other news, the sky is blue.

Happy Birthday to our own Dorkus Maximus.

Posted by: epjd | April 20, 2010 9:02 AM | Report abuse

Two weeks? You sure you've got that kind of time left, Larry King?


"Corey Haim autopsy expected this week." We've had Obamacare for what, two weeks, and already PEOPLE ARE DYING while they wait for their autopsy results. This is as bad as CANADA.


"Sharon Osbourne plans to turn removed breast implants into paper weights." It's a better idea than freezer packs for the cooler.


"Susan Boyle inks deal to pen autobiography." Hint: The plot through chapters 1 to 45 are reminiscent of "Angela's Ashes," while 46 is like that Nicole Richie 'novel' my daughter read a few years ago, and 47 is like the ending of H.G. Wells' "Time Machine," in that she just disappears and no one ever hears from her again.


Snooki dumps boyfriend for "using her fame". Boyfriend denies it; says she was just "something to throw a hump into."


"French president Nicolas Sarkozy hand delivers letter from Roman Polanski to President Obama." What, is Polanksi too good for Twitter?


"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus," and rom-com scripts apparently spring fully-formed from Satan's own bowels.

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 20, 2010 9:06 AM | Report abuse

EP, LiLo wasted was Dorkus' birthday present. He's often said he'd like to hold the hair of a celebrity while she throws up on his shoes.

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 20, 2010 9:09 AM | Report abuse

byoolin
"PEOPLE ARE DYING while they wait for their autopsy results"

Are you saying people now have to have their autopsies performed BEFORE they die? Harsh...


Valerie Bertinelli finishes Boston marathon.

Props to Val!


It's Dorkus' birthday? Again? Will he be following in Suri's figurative shoes with a cupcake party? Oh, wait, I bet he prefers figurative "cupcakes." Congrats on your special day, young'un!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 20, 2010 9:17 AM | Report abuse

I certainly hope that cat has all his shots up to date.


David Archuleta goes out of his way to explain his presence at a gay club... Or more likely that David Archuleta is going out of his way to stay in the news.

Simon Cowell planning four wedding ceremonies...What no funeral?


Happy Birthday to George Takei. Oh my...

Also happy birthday to: Carmen Electra, Ryan O'Neal, Clint Howard, Crispin Glover, Joey Lawrence, and Miranda Kerr.

And thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | April 20, 2010 9:29 AM | Report abuse

Oh my Dorkus, you certainly share your birthday with an *interesting* group of celebs.

Posted by: jes11 | April 20, 2010 9:40 AM | Report abuse

Valerie - you go, girl!

Posted by: mat00 | April 20, 2010 9:54 AM | Report abuse

I think I speak for several male Lizards when I say that I do not for a moment regret Kim Kardashian posing for Playboy.

I'd like to see a picture of Kim Kardashian's next boyfriend pick her up like she piked up the cat. The man would have a good excuse: he'd be picking up a little alley "cat."

Maybe Sharon Osbourne will send Dorkus one of her removed implants as a birthday present, so Dorkus can use it as a paperweight or as a cold pack the next time he gets a black eye.

Michael Douglas asks judge to show leniency to son. Judge replies that leniency is on the breakfast menu, which is discontinued at 1:00 a.m.

Suri Cruise has a cupcake party, and that's supposed to be interesting? Let me know when miniature strippers start popping out of the cupcakes, will ya?

Men are from Mars? Ms Snatchquatch frequently tells me that I'm from Uranus.

I take it that the Larry King divorce proceedings are on hold for 2 weeks because it takes that long to defrost a body that's in cryo-storage.

From the 24 article: "Kiefer Sutherland, who wrapped shooting on the eighth and final season of "24" last week, was in London over the weekend to speak at a BAFTA panel about the show. In deference to the audience, Kiefer was sober and wore pants."

Sandra Bullock photographed without wedding ring while exercising. Big Whoop. Next thing you know, the tabloids will show a shot of a celebrity not wearing a wedding ring while he/she shovels horse manure. Hmmm...tabloids...horse manure....I smell a theme.

A stash of LSD? What else would you expect to be buried under a strawberry field?

What I want to know is how many blocks David Archuleta went out of his way to be spotted at a gay club.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 20, 2010 9:55 AM | Report abuse

Somewhere Mrs. Snatchsquatch is reading Sas' post and thinking, "I never said 'from.'"

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 20, 2010 9:59 AM | Report abuse

Somewhere Mrs. Snatchsquatch is reading Sas' post and thinking, "I never said 'from.'"


http://instantrimshot.com/

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 20, 2010 10:19 AM | Report abuse

Larry King's divorce on hold for 2wks. Larry likes to have the replacement wife lined up prior to final dissolution.

I wanna see Oprah "scruff" Kitty.

And I guess a paperweight would also be better than a doorstop.

Perhaps Kim's mom thought they were going to publish old naked-baby photos?

Next David Archuletta will want to try on Adam Lamberts guy-liner.

Way to go Valerie B.

Is Roman expecting a Presidential Pardon from a man with two young girls? What gall.

Lindsey wasted at Coachella. This is no longer amusing, it is quite pathetic. Hope she can straighten her life out. Hey Lindsey, look at Valerie B. It can be done.

Posted by: hodie | April 20, 2010 10:29 AM | Report abuse

It's entirely possible that Cameron Douglas is the spoiled, indulged son of a major celeb and has been receiving leniency his entire wasted life. Might I suggest that continuing this path is not in his best interest?

Posted by: jaybbub | April 20, 2010 10:41 AM | Report abuse

Big ups to Valerie Bertinelli! I've always thought she was cool.

Posted by: jaybbub | April 20, 2010 10:43 AM | Report abuse

PS. Happy Birthday, Dorkus Maximus!

Posted by: hodie | April 20, 2010 10:45 AM | Report abuse

(You forgot Hitler, Dorkus.) Happy birthday to you!

"Suri Cruise celebrates fourth birthday with cupcake party" -- Were her Scientology handlers there? Any ritual saunas or anything as well to commemorate the occasion? Did Dad wear heels so they'd be the same height in photos?

"Sharon Osbourne plans to turn removed breast implants into paper weights" -- I'd've suggested a pair of muzzles, myself. One for her purse and the other to keep in her glove compartment for emergencies.

"Sacha Baron Cohen to star as Walter Mitty" -- I don't even want to KNOW what he'd do with that pocketa-pocketa sound.

"Jennifer Aniston, preparing to direct" -- Direct what, traffic, I presume? I always did think she'd make a great crossing guard.

"Susan Boyle inks deal to pen autobiography" -- And then her pen ran out of ink and she said never mind because she didn't have time to get a new one at Boots.

"Oprah, by the way, dismisses Kitty Kelley book as a 'so-called biography'" -- And Kitty dismisses Oprah as a false idol whose close friends call her Baal.

"Valerie Bertinelli finishes Boston marathon." -- And in other Jenny Craig Celebrity Spokeswomen news, Kirstie Alley finished a Boston Creme Pie.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | April 20, 2010 11:50 AM | Report abuse

"Valerie Bertinelli finishes Boston marathon." -- And in other Jenny Craig Celebrity Spokeswomen news, Kirstie Alley finished a Boston Creme Pie.

ROFL! Well played, td!

Posted by: hodie | April 20, 2010 12:48 PM | Report abuse

Happy Birthday, Dorkus!

While I'm not the slightest bit surprised that awful Kartrashian mom encouraged her daughter to pose for Playboy, it seems unlikely that equally shamelessly self-promoting daughter regrets it. I mean, this is someone who was put on the map for a sex tape.

And yeah, she needs to support that kitty's bottom. My guess is she'll pose nude for PETA next, just to keep her name & her own bottom in the news.

Posted by: Californian11 | April 20, 2010 1:00 PM | Report abuse

Kal Penn was robbed. No seriously. TMZ is reporting he was held up at gunpoint this morning. On the plus side, it was a DC sighting of him.

Posted by: epjd | April 20, 2010 2:53 PM | Report abuse

Anyone still here?

I encourage all lizard island denizens and their mothers, fathers, siblings and friends to tune into PBS tonight at 10 nationwide to see a great little film called "Dirt! The Movie". Some PBS stations will rebroadcast the rest of the week. That is all.

"Valerie Bertinelli finishes Boston marathon." -- And in other Jenny Craig Celebrity Spokeswomen news, Kirstie Alley finished a Boston Creme Pie." and of course Oprah polished off two pecan pies.

And well played Californian re PETA. Yup.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | April 20, 2010 4:54 PM | Report abuse

sorcerers_cat, Just imagine if Kirstie and Oprah had consumed Boston Baked Beans instead. They could have helped with our nation's natural gas supply.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 20, 2010 5:07 PM | Report abuse

Laughing so hard here on the left coast ... :-D

Posted by: Californian11 | April 20, 2010 6:29 PM | Report abuse

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