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Posted at 8:40 AM ET, 04/ 6/2010

Nicollette Sheridan sues 'Housewives' creator for alleged assault; Aaron Sorkin creating movie based on John Edwards scandal?

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney
Tuesday

Celebrity Beat: Ex-"Desperate Housewife" Nicollette Sheridan claims show creator smacked her in the face on set... Jesse James wants to reconcile with Sandra Bullock, says lawyer... Pal George Lopez visits Bullock... Tiger Woods (who, it turns out, is a golfer) says he plans to explain sex scandal to his kids... Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich cut from "Celebrity Apprentice"... Papa Joe Simpson confirms Ashlee's nose job... Sorry Aniston, Gerard Butler spotted holding hands with French TV personality... Tori Spelling puts our fears that she's headed for a divorce to rest... Photog Annie Leibovitz again accused of not paying her bills... Rihanna makes bone marrow donation pitch... Jason Lee's ex-wife says Scientology ruined her life and career... Illness postpones Whitney Houston Paris concert... Dennis Hopper ordered to pay wife $12K a month... Photographer sues Sean Penn for alleged assault, threats.

Oprah lands Rielle Hunter interview...

Crime Watch: Trial judge appointed for Michael Jackson doctor Conrad Murray... Focus of Erin Andrews death threat probe moves to Virginia.

Rumor Mill: Inevitably, the unlikely Jesse James-Sandra Bullock sex tape rumor surfaces (details are gross graphic)... James returns to rehab... Jon Gosselin imposter haunting New Jersey clubs... Rumors of a Liev Schreiber/Naomi Watts split are apparently greatly exaggerated... Katie Holmes packing on pounds in an attempt to get pregnant?... Benji Madden and Holly Madison dating? (I'll believe it when I see it immortalized in a reality TV show)... Avril Lavigne dating "Hills" star Brody Jenner? (Again, I require reality show proof).

Pop Culture Mix: Is Aaron Sorkin making a movie based on the John Edwards sex scandal? (Second item)... LucasFilm teams up with "Robot Chicken" creators -- including Seth Green -- to develop new "Star Wars" cartoon; wait, does this mean George Lucas has a sense of humor?... "Glee"-athon! At The White House! With video!... A look at new "True Blood" werewolf Alcide... "The Baby-sitters Club" is back in business... "Marriage Ref" picked up for second season... It's April. Do we know who any of the 2011 Oscar contenders will be yet?... Find out when your favorite celebs (and friends) sleep via the Twitter-monitoring site Sleeping Time... Easter may have been Sunday, but the images of these pets in their holiday fashion finery will live forever... And if they don't, these WonderCon costumes will.

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Tiger is going to explain the scandal to his kids? I imagine it'll go something like this:

Tiger: Son, when a mommy and daddy love each other, sometimes they hug each other really tight and make a wish and then a baby is made. And sometimes a daddy will ask a completely different mommy if he can wear her a$$ as a hat.

Producer to Jesse James after watching the sex tape: So what do you call this?
Jesse James: The Aristocrats!


Aaron Sorkin version of the John Edwards scandal. Five bucks says it has Josh Malina in it.


Somebody please stop George Lucas.


Is it said that I knew almost every Wonder-Con costume right off the bat?

By the way, Jen Chaney, I'm working on my Comic-Con costume for this year in case you decide to bring me along.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | April 6, 2010 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Jesse James wants to reconcile with Sandra Bullock, says lawyer. "Wait, which one's Sandra?" asks Jesse.


Tiger Woods plans to explain sex scandal to his kids: best to do it soon, while they're still young enough to believe anything.


I don't fear that Tori Spelling is headed for a divorce, I fear that she's headed back to television.


Proofreading note, JeLi: you might want to put great big phony air quotes around the first word, i.e.: "Illness" postpones Whitney Houston Paris concert.


Is it just me, or does Rielle Hunter look like Dame Edna in that picture?


As much as I'd like to see that gross, graphic Jesse James-Sandra Bullock sex tape, I - waitaminnit - did you say "Jesse James-Sandra Bullock"? My mistake. No. No, no thanks. Not ever.


That "Jon Gosselin imposter" is a viable occupation or hobby in New Jersey tells us all we need to know about that state.


"Is Aaron Sorkin making a movie based on the John Edwards sex scandal?" Let's hope Dame Edna is available.


"LucasFilm teams up with "Robot Chicken" creators -- including Seth Green -- to develop new "Star Wars" cartoon; wait, does this mean George Lucas has a sense of humor?" Three Words, JeLi: Jar-Jar Binks. (Or, four words: F***ing Jar-Jar Binks.)


Not surprising that "The Marriage Ref" got picked up for a second season. After all, the cream rises to the top. And in pools, the feces.

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Posted by: nikejordans1 | April 6, 2010 9:21 AM | Report abuse

With that comment, I guess we know what the real Jon Gosselin is up to these days.

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 6, 2010 9:30 AM | Report abuse

Does Sandra wear a strap-on in the sex tape?

Posted by: jezebel3 | April 6, 2010 9:32 AM | Report abuse

Does Sandra wear a strap-on in the sex tape?

Posted by: jezebel3

*****

That's one way to win "Miss Congeniality."

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 6, 2010 9:46 AM | Report abuse

Does Sandra wear a strap-on in the sex tape?

Posted by: jezebel3

*****

That's one way to win "Miss Congeniality."

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 6, 2010 9:46 AM | Report abuse

While You Were Sleeping?

Posted by: jezebel3 | April 6, 2010 9:52 AM | Report abuse

How sad must a person's life be that impersonating Jon Gosselin is considered exciting and fun?

Hey, the photog knew the risks when he went to stalk Sean Penn. Penn only supports freedom for journalist like him.

Of course Jesse James wants to reconcile. It's better to be called Mr. Sandra Bullock than be constantly mistaken for a dead outlaw.

Posted by: epjd | April 6, 2010 10:05 AM | Report abuse

That Jason Lee/Carmen Llywellyn item is a few years old AND they stole it from the Enquirer! Nothing like striking while the iron is hot!!

And seriously, I love Lee, but it's not like he's a high-profile $cientologist or even a high profile celeb in general.

Now when Katie Holmes is allowed to speak for herself again & says Tommy was a drunk or in the closet with Travolta, THEN it'll be newsworthy.

Posted by: wadejg | April 6, 2010 10:06 AM | Report abuse

"Jon Gosselin imposter"? How sad is your world when this is how you make your living?

Mark Cherry, dagnabbit! Before us again.

A new Star Wars cartoon? Fabulous idea! After all, it worked so well last time.

Aaron Sorkin to make a film based on the John Edwards sex scandal. Is this going to be a cinema verite-style, intercut with archival footage, dark prequel to "The American President"?

"Katie Holmes packing on pounds in an attempt to get pregnant". This may be the first time in recorded history that a starlet has gained weight and *not* had it blamed on a pregnancy.

That's a young Dame Edna, Byoo.

Posted by: northgs | April 6, 2010 10:19 AM | Report abuse

Ep, sorry about that re: the Gosselin impersonator. Great minds, and all...

Posted by: northgs | April 6, 2010 10:21 AM | Report abuse

Rumor Mill: Inevitably, the unlikely Jesse James-Sandra Bullock sex tape rumor surfaces (details are gross graphic)

If true, it brings added meaning to Sandy's comment re Jesse having her back. Ick nast.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 10:28 AM | Report abuse

No apologies Northgs. Great minds, indeed.

Posted by: epjd | April 6, 2010 10:30 AM | Report abuse

P.S. to Sandy: If the rumors are true, you might want to get tested for the disease that killed Farrah.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 10:32 AM | Report abuse

So, is this where Jesse James got the notion that there is a smear campaign against him?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | April 6, 2010 10:34 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, my hunch is that this may have been his blackmail against Sandy in case she tried to enforce the infidelity clause in their prenup.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 10:37 AM | Report abuse

I read too fast and thought that

- the creators of Robot Chicken were going to do a movie about the John Edwards scandal,

- Tiger was going to ask Rob Blagojevich to explain his sex scandal to the kids, and

- The True Blood werewolf joined the Babysitter's Club.

I'm so disappointed to re-read and learn the truth.

Posted by: mdreader01 | April 6, 2010 11:19 AM | Report abuse

Dear Rielle Hunter,

Please wear pants when you go on Oprah.

Posted by: mdreader01 | April 6, 2010 11:23 AM | Report abuse

mdreader, if Rielle Hunter had just worn pants to begin with she would've be in this situation to begin with.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | April 6, 2010 11:41 AM | Report abuse

correction, wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | April 6, 2010 11:43 AM | Report abuse

RIP, Corin Redgrave, son of Rachel Kempson and Sir Michael Redgrave, brother of Vanessa and Lynn, uncle of Joely and the late Natasha Richardson. He was especially memorable in "Four Weddings and a Funeral."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 12:09 PM | Report abuse

RIP, Corin Redgrave, son of Rachel Kempson and Sir Michael Redgrave, brother of Vanessa and Lynn, uncle of Joely and the late Natasha Richardson. He was especially memorable in "Four Weddings and a Funeral."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 12:09 PM | Report abuse

RIP, Corin Redgrave, son of Rachel Kempson and Sir Michael Redgrave, brother of Vanessa and Lynn, uncle of Joely and the late Natasha Richardson. He was especially memorable in "Four Weddings and a Funeral."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 12:09 PM | Report abuse

RIP, Corin Redgrave, son of Rachel Kempson and Sir Michael Redgrave, brother of Vanessa and Lynn, uncle of Joely and the late Natasha Richardson. He was especially memorable in "Four Weddings and a Funeral."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 12:09 PM | Report abuse

So sorry for the repeats -- Liz, please feel free to eliminate the surplus copies. For some reason this page kept not updating on my browser :-(((

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 12:15 PM | Report abuse

RIP Corin Redgrave ... too much sorrow for that family in the last year. :-(

Does anyone who makes a sex tape actually think the thing will remain private? I sure hope Sandra Bullock was not stupid enough to do that ... and Jesse James' apparent Nazi/Hitler fascination is, uh, more than a little disturbing.

If packing on pounds gives someone a better chance of getting pregnant, this makes it even more inexplicable that the anorexic Nicole Richie has managed to get pregnant -- twice.

I hope Jason Lee's ex-wife has a bodyguard. People who speak out against $cientolocult have a strange habit of ending up dead.

Posted by: Californian11 | April 6, 2010 12:49 PM | Report abuse

If true, it brings added meaning to Sandy's comment re Jesse having her back. Ick nast.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 10:28 AM | Report abuse

Private code broken. Tee hee.

Posted by: jezebel3 | April 6, 2010 1:55 PM | Report abuse

jez
Private code broken.

Perhaps Liz and Jen could offer a Friday List contest for Lizards to explicate the hidden sinister meanings of other seemingly noble celeb utterances.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 2:50 PM | Report abuse

jez
Private code broken.

Perhaps Liz and Jen could offer a Friday List contest for Lizards to explicate the hidden sinister meanings of other seemingly noble celeb utterances.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 6, 2010 2:50 PM | Report abuse

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Posted by: jezebel3 | April 6, 2010 3:35 PM | Report abuse

By the way, Jen Chaney, I'm working on my Comic-Con costume for this year in case you decide to bring me along.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 |

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Dorkus, you ain't lookin' too good here:

http://www.cinematical.com/photos/the-costumes-of-wondercon-2010/2863081/

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 6, 2010 4:30 PM | Report abuse

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