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Posted at 8:27 AM ET, 04/ 7/2010

Sandra Bullock says there's no sex tape; Buzz Aldrin cut from 'DWTS'

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney

Christopher Walken holds his caricature during an unveiling ceremony at New York's Sardi's restaurant on Tuesday. (Getty Images)
Wednesday

Celebrity Beat: Sandra Bullock speaks out to deny existence of sex tape... Supposed Jesse James mistress wears "Team Sandra" t-shirt... Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy split | Gallery... Jon Gosselin to sue "absentee mom" Kate for custody of kids... Kate responds... Michael Lohan engaged to Gosselin ex Kate Major... Jessica Simpson to appear on mag cover sans makeup, retouching... Buzz Aldrin voted off "Dancing with the Stars"... Corey Haim obtained 550 pills illegally in months before his death... Gwyneth Paltrow disses pal Madonna for keeping people waiting... Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes spotted out in Manhattan with their kids... Jake Gyllenhaal credits Parkour for buff body... Want to blog for Alicia Keys? Apply here... O.J. Simpson's acquittal suit headed to the Newseum... Lady Gaga to headline Lollapalooza festival... Robin Thicke and Paula Patton welcome a son... Diablo Cody pregnant with first child... Mark McGrath engaged and expecting twins.

Crime Watch: Kirk Douglas asks Manhattan judge to go easy on grandson... "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" alum Nicholas Brendon charged with battery.

Rumor Mill: Spencer Pratt says "Hills" producer pushed Heidi Montag and urged him to punch his sister in the face for the "Snooki" effect... Gabourey Sidibe's mom to compete on "America's Got Talent"... George Clooney debunks breakup rumor.

Pop Culture Mix: "Tron: Legacy" hasn't come out yet, but sequel is already in the work ... Troma's "Toxic Avenger" to get remake... Anton Yelchin may play the lead in another remake, "Fright Night"... Oh, and here are more remakes: "Real Genius" and "House Party"... J. Lo a no-go for this season of "Glee"... NBC launches Kablevision Web site in conjunction with "30 Rock"... Wolverine motorcycle suit looks hot, as in really unpleasant to wear on a 90-degree day... Can you ace the Judy Blume quiz? (Found via Jezebel)... Ah, weird Google searches, does the comedy ever end?

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | April 7, 2010; 8:27 AM ET
Categories:  Daily Mix  | Tags:  Alicia Keys, Heidi Montag, Jessica Simpson, Jim Carrey, Jon Gosselin, Paula Patton, Robin Thicke  
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Comments

Sandra Bullock denies existence of sex tape "and while we're at it, let's just forget about 'Speed 2,' as well, okay?"


Jon sues Kate & Kate responds by accidentally suing that Jon imposter in New Jersey.


Jessica Simpson to appear on mag cover sans makeup, retouching. (Or, as they say in the mag biz, "Release the Kraken.")


Buzz Aldrin voted off "Dancing with the Stars". I wouldn't worry, fans: NASA's already at work filming a version on a back lot in the desert in which he wins.


"O.J. Simpson's acquittal suit headed to the Newseum." Let's hope security keeps patrons from touching it too much - 'cause if you're not careful, sometimes people will try to get away with murder.


Kirk Douglas asks Manhattan judge to go easy on grandson. Would have been better if, when the judge asked the defendant to rise, everyone in the courtroom did and said, "*I* am the defendant."


Spencer says a producer "urged him to punch his sister in the face"? I find that a little hard to believe. After all, there's no evidence that he punched his sister in the face, and it's not like he'd say no.

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 7, 2010 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Sandra, honey, there may be a sex tape. You might not be in it...but I expect that Jesse and his tatooed girlfriends might have done lots of stuff that you don't know about.

And Jessica,honey, what is next? What do you do for a living? Are you a model? A singer? Without make-up, there is almost no reason for you to be on magazine cover (it's not like your true talents are being hidden by the make-up).

Posted by: Amelia5 | April 7, 2010 9:21 AM | Report abuse

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey split, Jenny said she could only handle one mentally challenged kid at a time.


Buzz Aldrin voted off "Dancing with the Stars"... And promptly called Michael Collins to come pick him up.


Wait, Lollapalooza is still around?

Funny thing is, I've actually done that duck related google search. It's a pretty interesting bit of evolutionary science that one.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | April 7, 2010 9:41 AM | Report abuse

Michael Lohan dating a Jon Gosselin cast off. I thought the imposter was sad.

BTW, Jon, you have to stay home and not party if you are going to call your ex and "absentee mom." Judges do read People, US, etc. too, you know.

Spencer Pratt says "oh wait nothing in the news about us today, let's say something, anything quick."

Posted by: epjd | April 7, 2010 9:51 AM | Report abuse

Let's just hope no one at Sardi's asks Walken where he's been hiding that caricature.

Posted by: MStreet1 | April 7, 2010 10:34 AM | Report abuse

I prefer this portrait of Christopher Walken:

http://www.brandonbird.com/lazysunday.html

Dorkus, I think you were were looking for this duck-related, headphones-recommended web page:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t75x7lxPaE

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 7, 2010 10:47 AM | Report abuse

I hope that judge doesn't listen to Kirk Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones or any other celeb, and does not contribute to the "guilty until proven celebrity" problem.

While I'm all in favor of Jennifer Hudson being healthy as she can be, it's a bummer that one of the only curvy women in Hollywood seems to be heading down the must-be-a-twig route.

Posted by: Californian11 | April 7, 2010 12:53 PM | Report abuse

Sandra Bullock speaks out to deny existence of sex tape.

Not quite the same as denying doing things that are alleged to appear on the (possibly non-existent) tape. If she did what's claimed, she's not exactly gonna be considered "America's Sweetheart" any more, at least in some circles.


Michael Lohan engaged to Gosselin ex Kate Major.

Taking over Jon's sloppy 2nds? Ick! Nast!


Supposed Jesse James mistress wears "Team Sandra" t-shirt.

Next up: one of Tiger's mistresses wearing a "Team Elin" t-shirt? Or how about Angelina wearing a "Team Jennifer" one? The possibilities here seem nearly infinite.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 7, 2010 1:17 PM | Report abuse

I just got a huge laugh thinking of the Brangelina kids wearing "Team Jennifer" T-shirts ... LOL.

Posted by: Californian11 | April 7, 2010 1:21 PM | Report abuse

Bummer about Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey. I guess she found he actually WAS vaccinated as a child.

Posted by: jaybbub | April 7, 2010 1:27 PM | Report abuse

Christopher Walken is all kinds of awesome. I'll always cherish his stint on SNL reading a book to a group of kids and encouraging them to scooch closer. "Kids! What did I tell you about the scooching!"

Posted by: jaybbub | April 7, 2010 1:28 PM | Report abuse

Re Sandra Bullock's denial: The slime bucket "journalist" who started that rumor just to get a "story" he could flame up and then get ANOTHER "story" when Sandra inevitably had to step in and put a definitive stop to the ulgly rumor - he should be tarred and feathered.

Leave the lady alone. CRIMINY!

Posted by: beanebay | April 7, 2010 1:35 PM | Report abuse

jaybbub, how about a shout-out to tennis legend Martina Navratilova, for a full recovery from breast cancer?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 7, 2010 1:40 PM | Report abuse

Hey, Nosy-Parker: Sandra owes us exactly nothing about the details of her love life and what she and Jesse may have done together. She denied the tape - that's all that is required. Sure, the creep who started that rumor was hoping she'd start a firestorm with "I don't do that," leading to endless flaming media discussion of what, exactly, she and Jesse DID do together, but smart Sandra isn't going to fall into that trap.

Everybody can read between the lines and see that she was the good girl here and that lying Jesse sneaked around and got his bad girls on the side.

Posted by: beanebay | April 7, 2010 1:41 PM | Report abuse

Jessica Simpson appearing on a magazine cover without having her boobs airbrushed or Photoshopped?!?!?

The HORROR!!!!!

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 7, 2010 1:48 PM | Report abuse

beanebay, I generally agree with you. But when someone puts something like that "out there," it's kind of like a bell that can't be un-rung.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 7, 2010 1:59 PM | Report abuse

Nosy - you're right. No need to wait until Friday - love to Martina and all good wishes in her fight against breast cancer. She has always been one courageous lady and I doubt that will change now.

Posted by: jaybbub | April 7, 2010 2:46 PM | Report abuse

Beautiful, jaybbub! I remember how the young Martina defected from the then-Communist then-Czechoslavakia, and later became a naturalized American citizen. That took a lot of courage.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 7, 2010 3:07 PM | Report abuse

Stop saying "ick nast." You are the only one that says it and it was possibly topical a year ago.

And Sandra doesn't need to come out and deny personal details that were invented by who knows who. Give me a break.

You lame-up this comment section like no other.

Posted by: Gnillew9 | April 7, 2010 3:18 PM | Report abuse

Oops! Czechoslovakia

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | April 7, 2010 3:21 PM | Report abuse

"Ick nast" is one of the many funny terms used in a variety of situations on the Celebritology blog.

Time to open the Tiki bar, Lizards!

Posted by: Californian11 | April 7, 2010 3:24 PM | Report abuse

You lame-up this comment section like no other.

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Oh, Gnillew9, you give yourself too little credit. By the way, here's a present for you:

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Posted by: 7900rmc | April 7, 2010 3:30 PM | Report abuse

Move that "Ick. Nast." be declared The Honourary Celebritology Word Of The Day. All in favour, say "Ick. Nast."

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 7, 2010 4:22 PM | Report abuse

Ick. Nast.!!

Posted by: talleyl | April 7, 2010 5:29 PM | Report abuse

Ick. Nast!!

Posted by: Amelia5 | April 7, 2010 6:53 PM | Report abuse

Pony pony

Posted by: Californian11 | April 7, 2010 7:39 PM | Report abuse

Oh, whoops. Missed a posting there. Ick Nast.

Posted by: Californian11 | April 7, 2010 7:40 PM | Report abuse

Ick Nast.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | April 7, 2010 8:57 PM | Report abuse

Ick Nast!

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