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Posted at 8:25 AM ET, 05/ 6/2010

Bret Michaels says he feels 'lucky to be alive'; Heidi Montag headed to Europe for bigger implants?

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney
Thursday

Celebrity Beat: Bret Michaels tells People he feels "lucky to be alive"; producers want Michaels for "Celebrity Apprentice" finale... Heidi Montag wants to go to Europe for even bigger breast implants... Teary Elisabeth Hasselbeck apologizes to Erin Andrews for stalker remarks... Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart debut baby daughter... Kim Kardashian's ex calls her a "fame whore"... Jessica Simpson's dentist shocked by her dental habits... Michelle McGee says she had sex with Jesse James out of boredom, says the sex "wasn't excellent"... Kristin Stewart won't "cheapen [her] relationships by talking about them"... Jenna Jameson describes alleged Tito Ortiz abuse in over-dramatic Us Weekly video... Kim Kardashian getting death threats from Justin Bieber fans.

Rumor Mill: Sienna Miller moves back in with Jude Law... Jessica Simpson had "awkward" run-in with Tony Romo at Correspondents Dinner after party... Jennifer Aniston on baby food diet, according to U.K. tabloid... "Real Housewife of New York" Jill Zarin denies writing anonymous reviews of her own book on Amazon.com.

Video: Katie Holmes does sexy version of "Whatever Lola Wants" onstage for husband Tom Cruise (via People.com)

Pop Culture Mix: J.J. Abrams insists that his top-secret trailer for "Super 8"-- debuting before "Iron Man 2" this weekend in theaters -- has nothing to do with "Cloverfield"... Buyers get a look at Casey Affleck's Joaquin Phoenix mockumentary... Robert Rodriguez releases special Cinco de Mayo/illegal immigration "Machete" message/trailer (features plenty of NSFW language, and Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun)... "Kick-Ass" director Matthew Vaughn signs on for "X-Men: First Class"... Tim Gunn joins cast of "Smurfs" movie, finally fulfills lifelong dream to use the phrase, "Make it smurfy"... They're making another "Die Hard"?... Insiders who have seen Christopher Nolan's mysterious "Inception" are already gushing... Elizabeth Perkins leaves "Weeds" to star in Easter Bunny movie called "I Hop"... Craig Kilborn plotting return to TV talk... Enron play to close on Broadway after just 15 shows... Cinematical launches Best Summer Movie of All Time Tournament; "Stars Wars" and Jaws"? Totally No. 1 seeds... Why not celebrate graduation with a slice of "Resident Evil" cake?

Ohio State students crank the Journey in a choreographed "Glee"-related flash mob (found via USA Today's Pop Candy):

Betty White throws gang signs in new "SNL" promos...

Say What?"
"Woof-woof, hear the demon dog bark. He's got a 12-inch w**ger and it glows in the dark." -- Russell Crowe recounts prank calls he once made to "L.A. Confidential" author James Ellroy. (In the same interview, Crowe says he was on the receiving end of prank calls from Michael Jackson.)

Chat Day! Join us at 2 p.m. ET for this week's Celebritology Live discussion.

Also, don't miss today's Noon ET chat with Molly Ringwald. She'll talk about her new book, "Getting the Pretty Back: Friendship, Family, and Finding the Perfect Lipstick" and her movie hits -- including "Pretty in Pink," "Sixteen Candles" and "The Breakfast Club."

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | May 6, 2010; 8:25 AM ET
Categories:  Daily Mix  | Tags:  Bret Michaels, Heidi Montag, Jesse James  
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Comments

Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes video - super weird. Makes their entire relationship seem even more fake AND he way over-acts.

Maybe if we knew the context it would make more sense?

Posted by: amelia51 | May 6, 2010 8:37 AM | Report abuse

We can just imagine how the conversation is going to go, can't we?

SPENCER: Okay, Heidi. You can go to Europe for those great big cans IF you can show me where Europe is.
[He opens a closet door and puts A GLOBE on the table.]

HEIDI: What the heck is THAT?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck was just jealous because Erin Andrews has a stalker and all she's got is a third-string QB.

Kim Kardashian's ex calls her a "fame wh*re". No need to go dragging 'fame' into it, pal.
And "death threats from Justin Bieber fans"? Hell hath no fury like an angry 12-year-old girl.

"Michelle McGee says she had sex with Jesse James out of boredom..." Hey, MM: for the rest of us, the post-coital talk only lasts until someone has to go to the bathroom. You've been jabbering for weeks now. Put your panties on and get out.

LiLo dressed as a nun in one flick and as Linda Lovelace in another? Say what you will, but the girl's got range: I'm sure she'll be equally *cough* believable in both roles.

"Enron play to close on Broadway after just 15 shows." After making $15 billion the first week, something looks fishy...

Posted by: byoolin1 | May 6, 2010 8:49 AM | Report abuse

Kim Kardashian's ex calls her a "fame wh*re"... Well, he's half right...


Jessica Simpson had "awkward" run-in with Tony Romo at Correspondents Dinner after party...Did she walk in on him brushing his teeth?


First NPH, now Tim Gunn, The Smurfs movie might actually be totally smurferrific.


I've said once and I'll say it again, Glee must be stopped.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | May 6, 2010 9:03 AM | Report abuse

'Kim Kardashian's ex calls her a "fame wh0re"'

And he called all her kettles 'black.'

Posted by: yellojkt | May 6, 2010 9:22 AM | Report abuse

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Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 6, 2010 10:08 AM | Report abuse

Kim Kardashian's ex calls her a "fame **ore."
"After Kim mingled with the teen idol Saturday at the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington, D.C., she Twittered that she had 'Bieber fever.'"

Hmmmmmm.....is Bieber Fever the newest STD??

Advertising Age discusses rumors that upcoming Die Hard movie will be sponsored by a certain erectile dysfuction medication, and that the publicity campaign will showcase Bruce Willis sitting in a bathtub across from another bathtub occupied by beautiful woman. Bruce looks into the camera and says "If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, Yippie Ki-Yay, ****!"

How long until South Park airs a Jessica Simpson dental hygiene show? Will Comedy Central censor it? Will it lampoon The Prophet? I can hear it now: "Mohammed has halitosis! The Prophet sniffs camel farts!"

While we're on the subject of camel farts, does anyone care what Elisabeth Hasselbeck says?

I can't wait for Bombshell McGee to appear on E! in an episode entitled, "I ****ed Jesse James and All I Got Was This Lousy Tee Shirt."

Jennifer Aniston is on a baby food diet? Considering that the movies she's starred in are palbum, this gives new meaning to the saying, "You are what you eat."

Jill Zarin writes her own reviews. Wasn't anyone suspicious that the pseudonym of the author of those reviews was "Hillel"? ["If I am not for myself, who will be? ]

Russel Crowe demonstrates that you don't have to make crank calls with your crank to be a Dick.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 6, 2010 10:13 AM | Report abuse

In today's art news:
NEW YORK -- A 1965 Pablo Picasso painting inspired by his wife has sold for $9.3 million at a New York City auction.
Wednesday's price for "Woman with the Large Hat, Bust" at the Sotheby's auction house was in line with its pre-sale estimate.

We can be thankful that Picasso was not married to Heidi Montag. If he had the subject matter and title of the painting would have been "Woman with the Hat, Large Bust."

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 6, 2010 10:18 AM | Report abuse

"Sienna Miller moves back in with Jude Law"

In the main house or in the nanny's quarters?

Posted by: yellojkt | May 6, 2010 10:22 AM | Report abuse

Is Bieber Fever anything like beaver fever?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is truly a vile and mean-spirited human being, isn't she?

Is it possible that Jessica Simpson's dentist is a bigger self-promoter than she is?

Posted by: northgs | May 6, 2010 10:32 AM | Report abuse

yellojkt you owe me for a monitor

Posted by: LTL1 | May 6, 2010 10:33 AM | Report abuse

Oh, snap, yellojkt!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 6, 2010 10:34 AM | Report abuse

O-H!

Posted by: hodie2 | May 6, 2010 10:49 AM | Report abuse

I-O!

Posted by: jcm4 | May 6, 2010 10:57 AM | Report abuse

Nothing good ever comes out of Ohio.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | May 6, 2010 10:59 AM | Report abuse

You know, some flash mobs really tickle me. This one was boring as hell.

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | May 6, 2010 11:04 AM | Report abuse

One of the good things about "Glee" is that it stirs up public opinion in favor of more funding for the arts in public schools. Ironic, then, that it's aired on Fox. Guess they weren't thinking about the law of unintended consequences...

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 6, 2010 11:10 AM | Report abuse

Nothing good ever comes out of Ohio.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1

Dorkus, I am personally offended!

Posted by: hodie2 | May 6, 2010 11:19 AM | Report abuse

Fox TV is pretty independent of Fox News. Or else The Simpsons wouldn't have been on the air for twenty years. And Seth MacFarlane would be doing caricatures down on the boardwalk.

Posted by: yellojkt | May 6, 2010 11:24 AM | Report abuse

Here is a photo and video clip of Brett in his hospital bed coma and STILL WEARING HIS BANDANNA. wtf Brett? give it a rest for two seconds.

http://nineteen80snore.com/2010/05/06/brett-michaels-un-be-weave-able/

Posted by: nineteen80snore | May 6, 2010 11:51 AM | Report abuse

Glad I am in the office today and therefore unable to see the Katie Holmes or Miley Cyrus (next post) videos.

Yay, Betty White!

Hey Michelle McGee, listen to Kristen Stewart. On the other hand, you can't get much cheaper than you...

Jennifer Anniston on a baby food diet. Now we know where she gets her nice orange glo.

Kim K on death threats from Bieber fans: "Oooooh, I'm scared!.....not".

Posted by: hodie2 | May 6, 2010 12:03 PM | Report abuse

I love the Ohio State flash mob thing! It's so . . . Ohio!

Posted by: pfallsgirl | May 6, 2010 12:09 PM | Report abuse

hodie, someday, probably sooner than we'd hope, Justin Bieber will, like so many show biz males, write (or have ghost-written for him) his memoirs, in which the Kartra$hian thing will be mentioned for having initiated him. But it sure won't be as impressive as, say, that aspect of RJ Wagner's autobiography.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 6, 2010 12:16 PM | Report abuse

hodie, someday, probably sooner than we'd hope, Justin Bieber will, like so many show biz males, write (or have ghost-written for him) his memoirs, in which the Kartra$hian thing will be mentioned for having initiated him. But it sure won't be as impressive as, say, that aspect of RJ Wagner's autobiography.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker |

I feel an "ick nast" coming on. Pass that brain bleach.

Posted by: hodie2 | May 6, 2010 12:31 PM | Report abuse

Jessica Simpson - seriously, how hard is it to brush your teeth?

Posted by: JLRGG | May 6, 2010 12:53 PM | Report abuse

You know, John Oliver (from "The Daily Show") is going to be in the Smurfs movie too. I might actually want to watch this thing.

And I don't know anything about a baby-food diet, but I've had a couple of friends who liked to eat baby food as a snack. /shrug

Posted by: Bawlmer51 | May 6, 2010 1:20 PM | Report abuse

Hey, Kim K.'s ex: Tell us something we *don't* know.

Hey, Jenna -- ever heard of 'roid rage?

I find myself laughing hysterically at the Katie/Tom thing ... it's just too ridiculous for words, and my other option was just to barf.

Jennifer Aniston has the most amazing body in showbiz -- what is she doing? Baby food?!?

Tracy Anderson is very strange-looking. And orange.

Posted by: Californian11 | May 6, 2010 1:36 PM | Report abuse

Californian, maybe Tracy Anderson is also on a baby food diet. Those carrots and squash are pretty good. ;)

Posted by: hodie2 | May 6, 2010 2:10 PM | Report abuse

Tee hee. :-)

Posted by: Californian11 | May 6, 2010 4:12 PM | Report abuse

The film should be released next year in summer. But there’s already a teaser trailer of Super 8, it’s showing in front of Iron Man 2, Super 8 Movie:Super 8 http://usspost.com/super-8-movie-9356/


Posted by: susan166 | May 7, 2010 8:11 AM | Report abuse

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