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Posted at 8:16 AM ET, 05/25/2010

Lindsay Lohan ordered to wear alcohol-monitoring bracelet; Jesse James says he wanted to get caught cheating

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly

Lindsay Lohan listens as a California judge explains the conditions of her bail at Monday hearing. (AP)
Tuesday

Lilo's new bling: Yesterday a California judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to wear a SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet, despite the starlet's objection that it would interfere with photo shoots and a supposed upcoming movie shoot. Lohan will also be required to submit to random drug testing and is expected back in court on July 6 for another hearing to determine if she violated the terms of her probation.

Celebrity Beat: Jesse James tells "Nightline" he wanted to get caught cheating on Sandra Bullock... No college plans for Miley Cyrus... Bret Michaels to undergo heart surgery this fall... Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas no longer a couple... Britney Spears is most-followed celeb on Twitter... Celebs tweet about the end of "Lost"... Christian newswire claims Ellen DeGeneres's lesbianism responsible for drop in "Idol" ratings... Paula Abdul lands new judging gig on CBS dance competition... Jon Gosselin introduces kids to his new girlfriend... Kim Kardashian admits she's used Botox... Venus Williams plays French Open in lingerie-inspired tennis outfit... Nas and Kelis officially divorced... Slipnkot bassist Paul Gray found dead in Iowa hotel room.

Video: More "leaked" Chris Klein audition tapes from FunnyorDie.com...

Crime Watch: Connecticut judge dismisses Rip Torn's DUI charge.

Rumor Mill: L.A. coroner investigating Simon Monjack's (Brittany Murphy's husband) death as possible accidental overdose... Angelina Jolie to star as "Oz's" Wicked Witch? (second item)... Kate Winslet injured playing basketball with her kids... Kate Gosselin made $500,000 from "Dancing with the Stars" stint.

Pop Culture Mix: "Lost" finale attracts 13.5 million viewers... Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Mr. Eko) turned down cameo in finale... Paul McCartney to be honored at The White House... Sean Hayes to host Tony Awards... Brendan Fraser opts out of "Journey to the Center of the Earth Sequel"... Quentin Tarantino gives blessing to "Jackie Brown" sequel... Legendary Pictures wants to make "Mass Effect" video game into movie.

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Comments

LiLo's objection that the alcohol monitor would interfere with photo shoots is true, insofar as she is mostly photographed these days drinking and/or drunk.


Also, I think we can stop calling her a "starlet." That fire went out long ago and just like stars in space she's now somewhere between a red dwarf and a black hole.


"Christian newswire claims Ellen DeGeneres's lesbianism responsible for drop in "Idol" ratings." Makes you wonder what else those Nielsen boxes track, doesn't it?


"Kim Kardashian admits she's used Botox." Well, of course she has. She's 30, for crying out loud. You can't walk around looking like you're 30. (Especially when the crystal in the palm of your hand turns black.)

Posted by: byoolin1 | May 25, 2010 8:50 AM | Report abuse

Hey Jesse James, want to know how to not feel that sickening feeling for cheating on your wife? Don't cheat on your wife.


No college plans for Miley Cyrus...Shocked, shocked I say.


Jon Gosselin introduces kids to his new girlfriend... Kim Kardashian?

Darn it Liz, don't do that to me this early in the morning.

Brendan Fraser opts out of "Journey to the Center of the Earth Sequel"...

Smart money says he should've opted out of the first one as well. Or for that matter, any of the last 5 movies he's done.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | May 25, 2010 9:16 AM | Report abuse

I love that look on Lilo's face. I'm not behavioral expert but that appears to be pure, malovolent hatred! What does it mean when someone glares at you like that out of the corner of their eyes?

Posted by: biffgrifftheoneandonly | May 25, 2010 9:22 AM | Report abuse

re: Lilo's expression - LOL! So right. And, I think she could have made herself look a little better going to court. I'm pretty sure I saw another picture with the jacket off and you could see right through her shirt.

Posted by: Vienna8425 | May 25, 2010 9:42 AM | Report abuse

Lindsay must really be in financial trouble. She cannot afford any buttons for her blouse.

Posted by: buffysummers | May 25, 2010 9:45 AM | Report abuse

Judge orders she wear a monitoring bracelet despite Lindsey's protests it will interfere with her partying.

What's the over/under on the first time the alarm goes off?

Brendan Fraser opts out of Journey to the Center of the Earth sequel. Because his movie career is going so well he doesn't need to do sequels.

Angelina Jolie as the Wicked Witch of the West. Sometimes they are almost too easy.

Posted by: epjd | May 25, 2010 10:06 AM | Report abuse

Re LiLo's expression, she seems to be saying "Don't you realize who I AM???" To which I would reply, "Unfortunately, yes." Must say she looks terribly the worse for wear. Heck, even an old Lizard like me doesn't look quite THAT haggard in the AM.


Jesse James tells "Nightline" he wanted to get caught cheating on Sandra Bullock.

Nobody cares, Jesse, because without Bullock you're nothing.


No college plans for Miley Cyrus.

And to think, she could've afforded to pay the full ride to any university in the country, when they all need the tuition it most. Oh well, maybe she can pick up a degree in Music from an online diploma mill.


Christian newswire claims Ellen DeGeneres's lesbianism responsible for drop in "Idol" ratings.

Science, shmience! How do we know that human homosexuality didn't kill off the dinosaurs 6,000 year ago, too?


Kate Winslet injured playing basketball with her kids.

I ♥ Kate Winslet! Get better soon.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 25, 2010 10:33 AM | Report abuse

P.S. to JeLi: Heard you on NPR's "All Things Considered" yesterday afternoon, re blogging "Lost," but wondered which of you was which (don't think the announcer said).

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 25, 2010 10:41 AM | Report abuse

Byoolin, love the Logan's Run reference.

"No college plans for Miley Cyrus" -- Just the idea of starting a new school has Miley's tummy turnin' and her feelin' kinda khomesick.

"Angelina Jolie to star as "Oz's" Wicked Witch? (second item)" -- Yes, but it's being reimagined in the present day. When Dorothy throws water on the witch? It's now a wet t-shirt contest. (Those flying monkeys? Don't ask.)

"Kate Gosselin made $500,000 from 'Dancing with the Stars' stint." -- That would be $250,000 per actual dance step she took. Somewhere, Cyd Charisse is spinning in her grave.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | May 25, 2010 11:17 AM | Report abuse

td
"Kate Gosselin made $500,000 from 'Dancing with the Stars' stint." -- That would be $250,000 per actual dance step she took. Somewhere, Cyd Charisse is spinning in her grave.

Good point. How much are Nicole, Evan and Erin earning per step?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 25, 2010 11:35 AM | Report abuse

"Kate Winslet injured playing basketball with her kids" -- Fortunately, little Meadowlark and Curly weren't hurt in the incident.

"Jon Gosselin introduces kids to his new girlfriend" -- Another one? At this point they should just call her May, because next week they'll meet June.

"Quentin Tarantino gives blessing to 'Jackie Brown' sequel" -- "Jackie Blue" lives her life from inside of a room, likes her life in a free-form style.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | May 25, 2010 11:59 AM | Report abuse

Lilo is obviously the poster child for sobriety. She should know there's no need to audiition for "Ghost Whisperer" because it has been cancelled. Also its far too obvious she couldn't fill JLH's "shoes."

Most colleges have some sort of entrance criteria other than $. Might explain Miley's decision. Besides, if she were to matriculate a la Brooke Shields, it might disrupt her finesse dealing with the public.

Or perhaps lesbianism is responsible for that too. I think Rand Paul should investigate the connection to the oil spill. (Apologies for the political reference.)

Speaking of the oil spill, there was a banner on CNN this morning that said, "EPA and BP Butt Heads." I couldn't resist mentally connecting the last two words.

It took some doing to circumvent the Net Nanny, but I am able to confirm that Venus Williams outfit was indeed "lingerie-inspired." I had to see for myself because at first blush I didn't see how clothing could be lingerie-inspired without being, you know, lingerie. But she pulled it off.

Rip Torn is the Medicare poster child for sobriety. The judge probably let him off on the grounds that you can't expect anything else from Rip Torn.

Who cares what Kate made from DWTS? We already know what she is. We don't need to know her price.

Sir Paul is going to brief the White House on how to get in touch with Duchess Fergie.

WGAF about Tarantino's take on a Jackie Brown remake. What about Elmore Leonard?

Posted by: reddragon1 | May 25, 2010 12:07 PM | Report abuse

Why *would* Miley go to college? A college degree isn't needed to be a stripper.

Nice outfit for a court appearance, LiLo. Was she hoping perhaps for a male judge to impress with her "shoes"? And what, pray tell, will an alcohol monitoring bracelet do exactly? She wore one of those before, and we can see how well that worked out.

I'm sorry but Venus Williams looks even more like a tranny in that outfit.

Posted by: Californian11 | May 25, 2010 12:43 PM | Report abuse

That Venus Williams outfit is one of the themes of a reoccurring nightmare I often have where I forgot my pants.

Posted by: hodie2 | May 25, 2010 1:06 PM | Report abuse

What is with that picture of Lilo? Both her hands seem to be in front of her - she is fidgeting with them together, but then it seems like her left arm is extended out beyond the picture. How does that work?

Posted by: agog1 | May 25, 2010 1:52 PM | Report abuse

Agog, the one in front is the fake hand she'll put the SCRAM bracelet on.

Posted by: kabuki3 | May 25, 2010 2:20 PM | Report abuse

Agog, the one in front is the fake hand she'll put the SCRAM bracelet on.

Posted by: kabuki3 | May 25, 2010 2:22 PM | Report abuse

SPLOOOOOT!!!
Thanks Kabuki!

Posted by: agog1 | May 25, 2010 3:00 PM | Report abuse

I think LiLo may have set a speed record for her transformation from pretty young thing to washed-up hag. Yikers!

Posted by: northgs | May 25, 2010 4:30 PM | Report abuse

in Manhattan
demand for a return of

Playwright Larry Myers'

surreal internet drama
"Lindsay Lohan's Mistakes Tree"

will bill it with

"Justin Bieber Stampede" in July

Los Angeles now wants the double bill!

Posted by: dramaman | May 25, 2010 7:56 PM | Report abuse

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