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Posted at 7:37 AM ET, 05/20/2010

Lindsay Lohan stuck in Cannes?; 'Nightline' scores Jesse James interview; Megan Fox cut from 'Transformers'

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney

Lindsay Lohan arrives at Monday's Chopard 150th anniversary party in Cannes. (AP)


All About LiLo: Supposedly stuck in Cannes after having her passport stolen, Lindsay Lohan will miss today's mandatory court appearance in L.A. But, fear not, estranged pop Michael Lohan plans to show up to beg the judge to order Lindsay into rehab. Meanwhile, back in Cannes, rumor has it that Lilo has been too busy partying with freshly-single Dominic Cooper (see below) to apply for a new passport. But, bonus!, La Lohan did reportedly land a gig in Japanese director Ryuhei Kitamura's upcoming slasher "Black Friday 3D."

Celebrity Beat: "Nightline" lands first Jesse James interview... Wal-Mart pulls potentially toxic line of Miley Cyrus jewelry... Kevin Costner-designed machine to help clean up Gulf oil spill?... Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper "taking a break"... Bret Michaels details hemorrhage to Oprah... Elvis Costello cancels Israel concert dates... Was "Modern Family's" Julie Bowen's breastfeeding pic too much for TV? (slightly NSFW)... Terrence Howard married back in January... Chris O'Donnell says he chose family over fame... "Glee's" Jane Lynch stars in new PETA spay/neuter campaign ads... Scarlett Johansson's mom adopts baby girl.

Crime Watch: Witness claims he was threatened by Anna Nicole Smith ex-lawyer Howard K. Stern.

Rumor Mill: "Blue Valentine" co-stars Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling dating?... Courtney Love claims she had lesbian encounter with Kate Moss... Amy Winehouse hospitalized (again?)... Jonas Brothers trapped in L.A. elevator!... Naomi Campbell headed to the altar?... Jennifer Lopez allegedly demanded diamond-encrusted headphones in World Music Awards contract.

Pop Culture Mix: Megan Fox booted from "Transformers 3," although she says she chose to leave (maybe now she'll have time to learn how to cook)... Craig Kilborn returns with new syndicated series... MTV picks up "Teen Wolf" TV show... Looney Tunes to get reboot... Wachowskis attempt to sell hard R-rated gay Iraq War movie...

"Lost": "Lost" movie poster mash-ups and, from reader Priya Chhaya, finale night Bingo cards (triggers a PDF download).

Video: A compilation of '80s movie jerks (Careful -- a lot of NSFW language):

Chat Day! Join us at 2 p.m. ET for this week's Celebritology Live discussion.

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | May 20, 2010; 7:37 AM ET
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maybe Lohan should just stay there and not return to the United States. we wouldn't have to hear about her, again.

Posted by: oldgal49er | May 20, 2010 8:13 AM | Report abuse

Mandatory court date. I don't think Lindsey gets what that means. I'll bet Daddy Lohan shows up with press in tow because it's all about helping his little girl.

What is a Dominic Cooper?

Guess Meghan Fox missed a spot on Michael Bay's car.

No Walmart, it is not toxic just because Miley Cyrus' name is on the jewelry.

Looney Tunes reboot? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The thought of Bugs having sex just frightens me.

Posted by: epjd | May 20, 2010 8:36 AM | Report abuse

Mock LiLo now, but you won't be laughing the next time a hit squad operating from a hotel room booked to a "Lindsay Lohan" takes out a target somewhere in the Middle East.

Hey, Nightline: are you familiar with the phrase "closing the barn door after the horses have left"? You're so late that not only have the horses left but the farm was sold to a developer, a couple dozen townhomes have been built, sold out and now phase 2 (occupancy spring '11) is starting.

"Terrence Howard married back in January." And the happy couple was registered at Handi-Wipes.

I can only imagine that Courtney Love's lesbian encounter with Kate Moss looked exactly like a large-scale photograph of a recently stepped-upon stick insect.

"Jonas Brothers trapped in L.A. elevator!" What can we do to help (short of killing the elevator repair person, I mean)?

"Looney Tunes to get reboot." Let's see: Chuck Jones is dead. Friz Freleng is dead. Bob Clampett is dead. Mel Blanc is dead. Two words (hint: they're not "welcome back").

"Wachowskis attempt to sell hard R-rated gay Iraq War movie." I can't wait to see what Newsweek thinks of that...

Posted by: byoolin1 | May 20, 2010 8:45 AM | Report abuse

Billy Zabka, still King of the Bullies after all these years!

Uh oh, breast feeding pics labeled NSFW, here come the On Parenting Mombies to heap scorn upon Liz for even thinking of labeling such a natural, lovely thing NSFW.

Posted by: wadejg | May 20, 2010 8:50 AM | Report abuse

Has anyone else had nightmares about being stuck in an elevator with the Jonas Brothers?

Posted by: hodie2 | May 20, 2010 9:16 AM | Report abuse

At least LiLo should be glad she's not stuck in Lodi (again).

ep, you beat me to the punch re: toxic Miley jewelry.

Re Courtney and Kate's supposed encounter: they were probably so drugged out, how could they tell at the time, or even remember later?

If Costner's oil cleanup machine really helps clean up the Gulf oil spill, then props to him. (Remember, Hedy Lamarr invented some contraption or other that helped spy on the Nazis during WW II, so Kev wouldn't be the first Hollywood inventor of something unrelated to show biz).

Also, props to Don Cheadle (see yesterday's Celebritology piece on him) for his good works on behalf of the environment!

Naomi Campbell headed to the altar?

Will she have something at the ready to throw besides the bridal bouquet?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 20, 2010 9:27 AM | Report abuse

@byoolin re: Looney Tunes

I'm predicting that the show will fall off the side of a cliff and quietly go "poof".

Just re-air the classics damnit - screw the PC police.

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | May 20, 2010 9:51 AM | Report abuse

"Looney Tunes to get reboot."

byoolin, maybe you're thinking they mean the Canadian coin?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 20, 2010 9:59 AM | Report abuse

Why waste internet space making story about Lohan? Geez!!!

Posted by: BOBSTERII | May 20, 2010 10:31 AM | Report abuse

If LiLo was stuck in the "can" with the Jonas brothers - I might read on

Posted by: PipTheCat | May 20, 2010 11:20 AM | Report abuse

Lindsay is a fugitive?? WTF??? I heard The show called "Issues" with Jane Velez-MItchell will be doing a special piece on this tonight. CNN Headline news channel : )

Posted by: JVMfan | May 20, 2010 11:45 AM | Report abuse

Lindsay is a fugitive?? What??? I heard The show called "Issues" with Jane Velez-MItchell will be doing a special piece on this tonight. CNN Headline news channel : )

Read more:

Posted by: JVMfan | May 20, 2010 11:53 AM | Report abuse

BREAKING NEWS: Bench warrant issued for LiLo. Judge NOT happy. If she makes bail the conditions will be: random drug and alochol tests, no drinking (that will cut down on other people's dry cleaning bills), having to wear an electronic monitor that not only monitors her wherabouts but also checks for alcohol.

Posted by: epjd | May 20, 2010 12:26 PM | Report abuse

I was contemplating Shia LaBeouf's statement yesterday that they were going to make the third Transformers movie better. Dumping Megan Fox? I guess they really are working on it. Now if they can get Michael Bay to stop blowing stuff up long enough to listen to his screenwriters...

Posted by: Bawlmer51 | May 20, 2010 12:27 PM | Report abuse

ep, maybe LiLo can just stay in Europe with Roman Polanski. They'd make such a fun couple!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 20, 2010 12:44 PM | Report abuse

Lindsay is a fugitive?? WTF??? I heard The show called "Issues" with (out lesbian) Jane Velez-MItchell will be doing a special piece on this tonight. CNN Headline news channel :

Posted by: JVMfan | May 20, 2010 12:46 PM | Report abuse

This is typical addict behavior. Lindsay is creating drama and excuses, and is in denial. Journey Healing Centers helps people understand the warning signs, health dangers and sobriety solutions before it's too late. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to call their free 24 hour Addiction Hotline: 1-866-744-5119

Posted by: JourneyHealingCenters | May 20, 2010 12:54 PM | Report abuse

Hmm. France does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S. Although I love France and wouldn't really want to inflict LiLo on them permanently.

I've always thought Julie Bowen was cool, but that pic shows a distinct lack of both taste and class. So many celebs seem to be unfamiliar with the concept of "TMI".

Posted by: Californian11 | May 20, 2010 1:16 PM | Report abuse

"Jonas Brothers trapped in L.A. elevator!" -- Never a cable cutter around when you need one . . .

Naomi Campbell headed to the altar -- and in a departure from the traditional rice-tossing ceremony, post-ceremony the bride will throw cellphones at her guests.

-Snarky Squirrel

Posted by: 7900rmc | May 20, 2010 2:44 PM | Report abuse

Squirrel, your Naomi phone-tossing line is much better than mine. Props!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 20, 2010 3:25 PM | Report abuse

Lindsay looks likes she's on her way to becoming the next Anna Nicole Smith. Maybe somebody should buy her a copy of the new book "The Killing of Anna Nicole Smith". Things don't seem to work out well for Marilyn Monroe wannabes.

Posted by: fnnov11 | May 25, 2010 4:08 PM | Report abuse

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