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Posted at 8:15 AM ET, 05/ 7/2010

Rachel Uchitel says David Boreanaz 'not a part of my life'; 'Iron Man 2' makes $7.5 million in Thursday debut

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly

Rachael Ray and Julianne Moore attend the 2010 Comedy for a Cure to benefit the Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance on Thursday evening in New York. (Getty Images)
Friday

Celebrity Beat: Alleged other woman Rachel Uchitel says David Boreanaz is "not a part of my life"; Boreanaz's wife "still mad"... Lady Gaga annoyed with editing of her "Idol" performance... "Glee's" Matthew Morrison not up for a Britney Spears-centric episode... Jake Gyllenhaal wants to be taken "less seriously"... Elvis's doctor claims he died of "chronic constipation,' not cardiac arrhythmia... Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott to renew wedding vows... Chaz Bono is officially a man... Emma Watson enrolls in acting classes... Appeals court won't reconsider Anna Nicole Smith ruling... Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton welcomed baby boy months ago... Gary Busey introduces baby Luke... Betty White, through the years; and White's top 12 TV moments.

Crime Watch: NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor charged with rape... Chris Brown on track with probation requirements, says judge.

Rumor Mill: Polish porn star claims she had an affair with Mel Gibson while (now ex-) girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva was pregnant... Were Sarah Jessica Parker's hands PhotoShopped on the cover of Marie Claire?... Lindsay Lohan parties until 2:30 a.m. after alcohol education class... Alleged Michael Jackson lover gets death threats... Newly single Jenny McCarthy spotted smooching mystery man at Las Vegas club.

Pop Culture Mix: "Iron Man 2" makes $7.5 million from initial midnight shows... Actresses battle for female lead in "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" adaptation, while Brad Pitt is offered male lead... "Planet of the Apes" prequel coming in June 2011... Connie Britton and Kyle Chandler talk about playing the Taylors on "Friday Night Lights," which (yay!) returns to NBC tonight... Stephen King to appear on "Sons of Anarchy"... A look at who will be on Jimmy Kimmel's post-"Lost' show... Is an announcement about Pac-Man movie coming soon?... Comedy Central considering series about Jesus Christ.

So it turns out "Super 8" -- the teaser for which debuts in front of "Iron Man 2" this weekend -- actually is the J.J. Abrams/Steven Spielberg collaboration. And, of course, it's already on YouTube:

Couple announces pregnancy via "Star Wars" video (found via Geekologie):

Say What?"
"You'll get to meet Sting backstage, and he'll talk to you about tantric sex." -- Trudie Styler does her best to up the price for a pair of backstage passes to Sting's debut at the Metropolitan Opera.

"I have respect for very few actors and actresses. Some of them get a lot of acclaim but just because their movie made $200 million at the box office; they still suck. I got no respect for them and I used to let them know it." -- Mickey Rourke


By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly  | May 7, 2010; 8:15 AM ET
Categories:  Daily Mix  | Tags:  David Boreanaz, Iron Man, Rachel Uchitel  
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Bones' wife is "still mad"? That's not surprising - he only just apologized - if he'd popped a Vi*gra at the same time, he'd only be seeking medical attention now for an er*ction lasting more than, etc....


"Jake Gyllenhaal wants to be taken 'less seriously'". Three Words, Jake: PRINCE OF PERSIA.


Elvis or his doctor: we know what one of them was full of.


"Gary Busey introduces baby Luke." Delivered by C-section, or pulled out through endocrine system?

LiLo parties until 2:30 a.m. after alcohol class. Small victories, JeLi: she used to go until 4.


"Comedy Central considering series about Jesus Christ." I hope they find Toronto writer/musician Crad Kilodney and use his song for the theme: "J*sus Chr*st was a big bad J*w/He knew karate and he knew kung-fu."


"You'll get to meet Sting backstage, and he'll talk to you about tantric s*x." So he'll jabber on about it for hours and hours? I think I'd rather just rub one out during the intermission.


(Note to JeLi: when a comment is "held for moderation," it would be great to know what wirty dord I used. Just sayin'.)

Posted by: byoolin1 | May 7, 2010 8:51 AM | Report abuse

When Rachel Uichtel says Boreanz is not her life, she means right now. Once you go public, the guy tends to stop calling.

Hey, Oksana, if he cheats with you, he will cheat on you.

Tori and Dean are headed for divorce court, I see.

How much of a low list celebrity must you be that announcement of the actual birth of the child doesn't make the news until months later? I mean real celebrities announce the conception.

Posted by: epjd | May 7, 2010 8:58 AM | Report abuse

Photoshopped hands and Elvis poop, oh my. How old is Elvis' doctor?? Did this late breaking news come as he was being interviewed by Willard Scott on the occasion of his 100th birthday?


The news that Brad Pitt will star in the movie version of Girl With the Dragon Tattoo has ruined my morning.

Posted by: newengland1 | May 7, 2010 9:06 AM | Report abuse

A few weeks ago, two friends of mine celebrated their tenth wedding anniversary by renewing their wedding vows. Does the "renewal of vows = impending divorce" apply to everyone, or just flaky celebs?

Posted by: KevFromArlington | May 7, 2010 9:28 AM | Report abuse

Kev, really only the flaky celebs. They are, as you know, an entirely different species from actual people.

Other signs of impending celeb-marriage doom are getting tattoos together and PR people issuing statements that the couple are very happy. Then you know the countdown has begun.

Posted by: jaybbub | May 7, 2010 9:52 AM | Report abuse

Jaybub you forgot lawsuits against tabloids for articles about the relationship troubles...

Mickey I've got no respect for actors who get cheap plastic surgery that makes them look like that cat lady and I used to let them know that.

Posted by: LTL1 | May 7, 2010 9:58 AM | Report abuse

Jaybub you forgot lawsuits against tabloids for articles about the relationship troubles...

Mickey I've got no respect for actors who get cheap plastic surgery that makes them look like that cat lady and I used to let them know that.

This criticism coming from a guy who just admitted he didn't even know what the movie he just finished was about, top caliber acting there.

Posted by: LTL1 | May 7, 2010 9:59 AM | Report abuse

sorry for the partial double post :)

Posted by: LTL1 | May 7, 2010 10:02 AM | Report abuse

Rachel Uchitel,

David Boreanaz is the actor's name. You didn't actually think you were sleeping with Angel did you?

Posted by: jes11 | May 7, 2010 10:03 AM | Report abuse

If only I'd know that Professional Celebrity Other Woman had been a career choice I'd have taken better care of myself.

Posted by: kbockl | May 7, 2010 10:28 AM | Report abuse

Jake Gyllenhaal wants to be taken less seriously. Wow, Prince of Persia must be even worse than it looks in trailers if he's already looking for ways to cushion the blows of the critics.

Memo to Elvis' doctor: while narcotics will certainly cause constipation, that's not usually how they kill you.

I'm still trying to figure out who's the slimiest: Tiger Woods, Bones Boreanaz, Rachel Uchitel, or Gloria Allred.

Posted by: northgs | May 7, 2010 10:47 AM | Report abuse

Chronic constipation huh? Well that's a really crappy way to go.

Posted by: StuckatWork | May 7, 2010 11:02 AM | Report abuse

BTW how do you pronounce Bone(r)s last name anyway? I've always mentally said Borneo - which clearly is wrong from the spelling but I've never cared enough to bother...

Posted by: LTL1 | May 7, 2010 11:02 AM | Report abuse

I'm still trying to figure out who's the slimiest: Tiger Woods, Bones Boreanaz, Rachel Uchitel, or Gloria Allred.

Posted by: northgs

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Probably the one with her JD.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | May 7, 2010 11:06 AM | Report abuse

"Rachel Uchitel says David Boreanaz is 'not a part of my life'" -- OK, I'll fess up too. David's not part of my life either. (Note to Self: Stop sending him "Angel" fan fiction. He's moved on.)

"Sarah Jessica Parker's hands PhotoShopped on the cover of Marie Claire?" -- It had to be done. Too many hoof jokes floating among the MC staff.

"Elvis's doctor claims he died of "chronic constipation" -- Aw sh%@t. Really? Well, at least that explains his big hit, "Crying in the Cr@pper."

"Polish porn star claims she had an affair with Mel Gibson" -- Technical question. What constitutes a porn star affair? Never mind. Don't tell me.

"Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton welcomed baby boy months ago" -- Who and who? Was he MacGyver? Was she Lizzie McGuire? Who are these people?

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | May 7, 2010 11:07 AM | Report abuse

kbockl
If only I'd know that Professional Celebrity Other Woman had been a career choice I'd have taken better care of myself.

SPLOOT!!!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 7, 2010 11:10 AM | Report abuse

Per Sue Sylvester, Glee should not do Britney. They should do Shirley Temple starring Will Schuester.

Elvis died of constipation? I'm pretty sure we would have heard the explosion.

After reading the doctor's description of his struggle with constipation and his autopsy results. I'm sure it may have contributed but was not the direct cause of his death. He took narcotics,lots of them. That is known to slow GI motility, constipation causes pain, he took more, and so on. But you can't convince me the drugs didn't come first.

Tori and Dean. Tic Toc.

Yikes, get a load of Gary Busey's choppers. Anyone worried he may bite that baby?

I totally missed that Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey split. Did they renew vows too? Wait a minute, didn't they say once that they didn't need to be married to prove their committment? How'd that work out for you?

The old looking veined hand is no way SJP. Even Madonna's hands don't look that old.

Pac Man movie? You've got to be kidding.

Per Mickey Rourke's quote, this from a guy who's best friend is a dead Chihuahua.

Posted by: hodie2 | May 7, 2010 11:13 AM | Report abuse

n.england, I had the same thought about Elvis' dr. It usually doesn't take them 30 years to come up with a cause of death.

This space is rapidly becoming "the Collected Wisdom of Mickey Rourke." Disturbing, even if he did finally say something I can agree with. And it looks like Emma Watson is actually trying to address the phenomenon he spoke about.

Mel, what's this fascination with the foreign? Aren't there any decent Australian porn stars?

According to one of Carey's other exes, what we see in the movies is also the way he is in real life.

Posted by: reddragon1 | May 7, 2010 11:21 AM | Report abuse

"Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton welcomed baby boy months ago" -- Who and who? Was he MacGyver? Was she Lizzie McGuire? Who are these people?

****

I had to look up Morgan (he was Denny from Gray's Anat,) but Burton was on One Tree Hill AND she's originally from the area: grew up in Sterling and graduated from Park View HS a few years behind me. She's done some TV, film, been on the cover of Maxim...but seeing her name in the Daily Mix made me think "wow, Hilarie finally made it big." So, woohoo for local talent.

Posted by: ishkabibbleA | May 7, 2010 11:37 AM | Report abuse

I'm still trying to figure out who's the slimiest: Tiger Woods, Bones Boreanaz, Rachel Uchitel, or Gloria Allred.

Posted by: northgs

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Probably the one with her JD.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1
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Hey, watch it, I represent that remark!

Posted by: VaLGaL | May 7, 2010 12:14 PM | Report abuse

Byoo' and Dorkus: Check out the 1940s version of Betty White in the pictorial. Must have been a card deck made for strip poker.

The report about terminal constipation being the cause of Elvis' death lends an entirely different perspective on several of The King's tunes, including:

"A Big Hunk O' Love"
"Clean Up Your Own Backyard"
"Come Out, Come Out"

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 7, 2010 1:40 PM | Report abuse

SJP's exoskeletal hands have been a little shop of horrors for years, so I'd say photoshopping them is a good idea. We don't want children having nightmares from something they saw at the grocery store checkout.

I think the prob with her hands, as well as Angelina's and Madonna's, is not about age, but about lack of food. All of them need a sammich, pronto.

I can't say I'm upset about the end of Tori Spelling's marriage. Karma...

Posted by: Californian11 | May 7, 2010 1:54 PM | Report abuse

Byoo' and Dorkus: Check out the 1940s version of Betty White in the pictorial. Must have been a card deck made for strip poker.

The report about terminal constipation being the cause of Elvis' death lends an entirely different perspective on so many of The King's tunes. Look at the list of Elvis' songs -- both original and coves -- and see how easy it is in hindsight to see that chronic constipation was a major theme in Elvis' life and art:

"A Big Hunk O' Love"
"Clean Up Your Own Backyard"
"Come Out, Come Out"
"Dirty, Dirty Feeling"
"Do Not Disturb"
"Doin' The Best I Can"
"Doncha' Think It's Time"
"Fire Down Below"
"(Keep Your) Hands Off (Of It)"
"Have A Happy"
"He Knows Just What I Need"
"He'll Have to Go"
# "How Do You Think I Feel"
"I Did it My way"
"I Feel So Bad"
"I Got A Feeling In My Body"
"I Just Can't Make It By Myself"
"I Shall Be Released"
"I Shall Not Be Moved"
"I Was The One"
"I Washed My Hands In Muddy Water"
"I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry (Over You)"
"I'm Movin' On"
"In The Garden"
"In The Ghetto"
"In Your Arms"
"It Ain't No Big Thing, But It's Growing"
"It Feels So Right"
"It Hurts Me"
"It Is No Secret"
"It Keeps Right On A-Hurtin'"
"It Won't Be Long"
"My Little Friend"
"My Wish Came True"
"Release Me"
"Seeing Is Believing"
"Shout It Out"
"Sixteen Tons"
"Slowly But Surely"
"Three Corn Patches"
"Until It's Time For You To Go"
"We're Coming In Loaded"
"We're Gonna Move"
"Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On"

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 7, 2010 1:54 PM | Report abuse

It's easy to understand why SJP had her hands Photoshopped. She's been so busy that she didn't have time to get to a farrier to have her nails done.

Lawrence Taylor was a coke head and a thug when he played. While he is only alleged to have committed date rape with an underage person --- Hey, Roman Polanski! Got a spare couch for LT to sleep on? --some behaviors never change.

So did Janine Turner lend her hair to Jenny McCarthy, or vice versa?

If Comedy Central goes ahead with the Jesus series, they should remember the advice that Kyle gave Cartman in the first South Park episode: "Dude! You can't say 'pig-f***er' in front of Jesus!"

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 7, 2010 2:04 PM | Report abuse

Jeffrey Dean Morgan was also on Supernatural and Weeds - he was engaged to Mary-Louise Parker.

Posted by: Vienna8425 | May 7, 2010 2:21 PM | Report abuse

Chris "The Fix" Cillizza posted the link to this comprehensive article on his chat today:

Everything you need to know about "Friday Night Lights" / A complete primer on one of the best TV dramas about the fragile happiness of ordinary people
http://www.salon.com/entertainment/tv/heather_havrilesky/2010/05/01/friday_night_lights_explainer

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 7, 2010 2:38 PM | Report abuse

Anyone else notice something odd about Rachel Uchitel's hands in that photo? I am reminded of the Seinfeld episode about "Man Hands".

Posted by: Californian11 | May 7, 2010 4:20 PM | Report abuse

I still say Gary Busey's teeth are scarier than SJP's hands.

Posted by: hodie2 | May 7, 2010 4:29 PM | Report abuse

hodie, I suspect Busey's teeth are store-boughten.

I also suspect SJP's hands were undoubtedly photoshopped that way by the magazine without her being consulted.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 7, 2010 4:47 PM | Report abuse

Nosy, without a doubt they are "store-boughten"! They remind me of those things they use for the denture cleaner commercials. Or "Chicklet" teeth. Too big, too perfect.

Posted by: hodie2 | May 7, 2010 5:29 PM | Report abuse

Double Oscar-winner Glenda Jackson reelected to British Parliament!

"Dramatic win for Glenda in Hampstead and Kilburn":
http://www.wktimes.co.uk/content/brent/wembleychronicle/news/story.aspx?brand=WKCOnline&category=news&tBrand=northlondon24&tCategory=newswkc&itemid=WeED07%20May%202010%2014%3A38%3A37%3A997

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 7, 2010 5:38 PM | Report abuse

Also, I'm guessing that 73-old Glenda hasn't had much "work" done:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/politics/article-23831511-glenda-jackson-sneaks-home-with-majority-of-42.do

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 7, 2010 5:41 PM | Report abuse

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