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Posted at 7:59 AM ET, 06/30/2010

Britney Spears designs clothing line for school girls; a look at the 'Paranormal Activity 2' trailer

By Jen Chaney

UPDATE: Zoe Saldana has gotten engaged to longtime boyfriend Keith Britton. -- 2:10 p.m. ET

Wednesday

Celebrity Beat: Britney Spears designs fashion line for school girls...Larry King announces he'll retire as talk show host... Photos of newlyweds Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green wearing -- yes, this is shocking -- their wedding rings in public... Bret Michaels still suffering side effects from brain hemorrhage... Mel Gibson's split from Oksana Grigorieva continues to get messy, with his attorney most recently accusing her of violating custody agreement... Angela Kinsey files for divorce from husband, "Office" producer/writer Warren Lieberstein.

Rumor Mill: Piers Morgan of "America's Got Talent" already set to replace Larry King?... Cop thought Lindsay Lohan's cocaine was a breath mint?... Russell Brand considering hosting a Sirius radio show.

Pop Culture Mix: Sneak peek: See how Katie Holmes looks as Jackie Kennedy in upcoming History Channel series... Ashley Greene of "Twilight" to join Miley Cyrus movie... Jude Law, Sir Christopher Lee join cast of Martin Scorsese's "Invention of Hugo Cabret"... Robin Williams expresses interest in playing the Riddler in next Batman movie... Lily Allen writing songs for Bridget Jones musical.

Watch: The new trailer for "Paranormal Activity 2" arrives and frightens dog, baby and anyone else still a little freaked out by the first "Paranormal Activity":

By Jen Chaney  | June 30, 2010; 7:59 AM ET
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"Britney Spears designs fashion line for school girls." In possibly related news, Amber Alert is hiring.


Bret Michaels still suffering side effects from brain hemorrhage: no longer able to differentiate the "skanques" apart from the "groupies."


"Cop thought Lindsay Lohan's cocaine was a breath mint?" Rookie mistake, obviously. A real cop would have (a) confiscated it and re-sold it, or (b) forced her to let him snort it from her cleavage.

Posted by: byoolin1 | June 30, 2010 8:19 AM | Report abuse

Britney Spears designs fashion line for school girls.

Guess she saw that chorus line of skimpily-clad 8-year-olds writhing to Beyoncé's "All the Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" on YouTube and recognized space for herself in that marketing niche.


Bret Michaels still suffering side effects from brain hemorrhage.

Sorry, but nothing funny about that. Wishing Michaels a full recovery.


Angela Kinsey files for divorce from husband...

Will the final decree be called "The Kinsey Report"?


See how Katie Holmes looks as Jackie Kennedy.

Please, just don't let Wee Tom play Jack Kennedy. Maybe Jack Valenti, if there's an LBJ-administration sequel.


Russell Brand considering hosting a Sirius radio show.

A few months ago I heard Scott Simon interview him on NPR, and was impressed at how bright and articulate Brand can be when he wants to. Only question remains, does he want to?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | June 30, 2010 9:06 AM | Report abuse

Britney Spears designing clothing line for young girls, but not an "intimates" line.


Yeah, who would have thought a split from a chick you got involved with while still married, then knocked up would get messy. Again, why do I never get cases like this? You know where people have money.

Posted by: epjd | June 30, 2010 9:18 AM | Report abuse

"See how Katie Holmes looks as Jackie Kennedy."

Wonder if this cast can nail the acccents.

http://www.deadline.com/2010/04/greg-kinnear-barry-pepper-katie-holmes-and-tom-wilkinson-to-star-in-the-history-miniseries-the-kennedys/

No mention of MM...

Posted by: jezebel3 | June 30, 2010 9:22 AM | Report abuse

Here's the link to the Russell Brand interview (longer ago than I recalled; guess times flies when you're having fun):
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=101881014

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | June 30, 2010 9:25 AM | Report abuse

"Britney Spears designs fashion line for school girls" -- Dress me baby one more time? The new line will be called, "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Tramp."

"Larry King announces he'll retire as talk show host" -- The final show will look back at his early years, with photographs by Matthew Brady.

"Cop thought Lindsay Lohan's cocaine was a breath mint" -- But drop that faux Mentos into a Diet Coke and this time it's your brain that explodes.

"Robin Williams expresses interest in playing the Riddler in next Batman movie." -- Which brings the count of those hoping for a new Robin Williams movie to 1.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | June 30, 2010 9:26 AM | Report abuse

"Britney Spears designs clothing line for schoolgirls": another argument in favor of uniforms for public schools.

Who would have ever thought that the breakup of a gold digger and a certified wack job would be acrimonious?

A cop thought Lindsey Lohan's cocaine was a breath mint? No, that was her E.

Posted by: northgs | June 30, 2010 9:31 AM | Report abuse

td
"Cop thought Lindsay Lohan's cocaine was a breath mint" -- But drop that faux Mentos into a Diet Coke and this time it's your brain that explodes.

Puttin' the coke back in Coca Cola, huh?

Or, "it's the real thing, Coca Cola"?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | June 30, 2010 9:51 AM | Report abuse

Exactly, Nosy! "Have a Coke and a Smile."

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | June 30, 2010 10:03 AM | Report abuse

td, I shudder to think what LiLo would like to teach the world to do.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | June 30, 2010 10:05 AM | Report abuse

I wonder if Dwight had anything to do with Angela's divorce?


You expect me to believe an LAPD officer can't recognize cocaine?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | June 30, 2010 10:08 AM | Report abuse

Brit's learned a lot from LieLow: don't "design" pasties for your fashion line, and keep your coke in an Altoids tin.

Posted by: kabuki3 | June 30, 2010 10:27 AM | Report abuse

Is it just me, or does Megan Fox look better in all these casual, honeymoon pics? She looks happy, pretty and not plastic.

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | June 30, 2010 11:21 AM | Report abuse

Chasmo, Don't her "shoes" still look artificially embiggened?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | June 30, 2010 11:31 AM | Report abuse

Britney Spears designing clothing line for children. God help us all. I see it features the oh-so-attractive plumber's butt.

Posted by: Californian11 | June 30, 2010 12:47 PM | Report abuse

byoolin1 - how does one snort coke from one's cleavage, given that the latter is the gap between the breasts. Doesn't it fall into the gap?

Posted by: kabuki3 | June 30, 2010 1:11 PM | Report abuse

Random thought: Are any of those Russian-born dance professionals on DWTS actually long-planted sleeper spies?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | June 30, 2010 2:23 PM | Report abuse

Nosy - I'll put Maxim C. in handcuffs any day!

Posted by: LTL1 | June 30, 2010 2:33 PM | Report abuse

As Bruno would say, "LTL1, you dirrrrrrty girl!"

I bet Anna Trebunskaya could sweet-talk a few government officials out of at least some low-level secrets!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | June 30, 2010 2:43 PM | Report abuse

"how does one snort coke from one's cleavage, given that the latter is the gap between the breasts. Doesn't it fall into the gap?"

kabuki, I was going to try to answer this when I realized the real question was, 'How does one snort coke and motorboat at the same time?'


Posted by: byoolin1 | June 30, 2010 3:45 PM | Report abuse

Byoolin, that's easy. Try rolling a joint while jet-skiing.

Posted by: kabuki3 | June 30, 2010 4:02 PM | Report abuse

That has to be one of the most insipid sounding storylines for a movie I've read in ages--DON'T DO IT ASHLEY!

There should be a law against designing clothing for girls by anyone who has ever had the designation "Pop Tart".

Katie Holmes is too lightweight an actress to play someone as iconic as Jackie. As much as I don't particularly like her as an actress, I have to admit Jeanne Tripplehorn did a nice job of it in Grey Gardens.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | June 30, 2010 4:05 PM | Report abuse

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