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Posted at 8:10 AM ET, 07/ 2/2010

Dean McDermott recovers from accident; Mel Gibson goes on alleged racist tirade

By Jen Chaney
Friday

Celebrity Beat: Dean McDermott recovering in intensive care after dirt bike accident punctured his lung... Kelsey Grammer divorcing third wife... "Girls Gone Wild" mastermind Joe Francis is getting married... Father and brother of "Harry Potter" star Afshan Azad charged with threatening to kill her.

Rumor Mill: Mel Gibson goes on alleged racist tirade, captured on tape by ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva; L.A.'s Department of Child and Family Services reportedly investigating safety of their daughter... Sources close to Britney Spears deny bodyguard's allegations that she hit her sons... Does Michael Jackson's son have vitiligo?... Zach Hanson and wife expecting second child... Chris Brown's BET Awards tears were fake?

Enjoy the Franco: Watch one of James Franco's latest (and brief) creepy appearances on "General Hospital":

Pop Culture Mix: Seven reasons to embrace Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, in wake of the announcement that the actor is the new Peter Parker... James Cameron to make concert film about the Black-Eyed Peas... Alison Brie, Mary McDonnell latest to join "Scream 4" cast, which must feature at least 250 principal players at this point... Ricky Gervais praises Steve Carell's decision to leave "The Office"... Jane Lynch to guest star on "iCarly."

By Jen Chaney  | July 2, 2010; 8:10 AM ET
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Comments

Overheard at Joe Francis' wedding: "Hey, you in the hideous purple bridesmaid dress, show us your..."

Posted by: byoolin1 | July 2, 2010 8:57 AM | Report abuse

Still recovering from Canada Day, byoo? Guess Independence Day isn't a big deal up in Loyalist Land, eh?


Yesterday a motion was made, seconded and passed to establish an ice cream parlor along with the Lizard Island Tiki Bar. Perhaps, in the spirit of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia, celebrity-linked ice cream flavors could be offered. How about:

Liz Lemon Sherbet
Harry Lime Sherbet
Pears Hilton (Paris or Perez?)
Milli Vanilli
Fug Girls Fudge Ripple

Surely other Lizards can come up with far more creative flavor names than these.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 2, 2010 9:07 AM | Report abuse

It's a Friday List!

Lindsey Lime Sherbet
Brittney Bubble Gum Ice Cream
Wee Tom Nut Fudge (with extra nuts)
Sarah's Moose Tracks

Posted by: badgerfan1 | July 2, 2010 9:53 AM | Report abuse

Nosy, great idea.

Rocky Balboa Road, made with nuts that are a little past their prime.

Janet Neapolitano. Three-flavor ice cream with secure borders between the stripes.

Spiccoli Spumone--the green part smells kinda funny.

Posted by: reddragon1 | July 2, 2010 9:58 AM | Report abuse

badgerfan
Wee Tom Nut Fudge (with extra nuts)

Well-played! Love the "extra nuts."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 2, 2010 10:05 AM | Report abuse

Good one, Nosy!

Halle Berry (berries and cream)
Gonzo Mel Gibson (White Russian-flavored ice cream with a fudge swirl and lots of nuts - Kosher, of course)
Soleil Moon Pie
Joan me on a Holloway (cinnamon dulce de leche)

Posted by: northgs | July 2, 2010 10:10 AM | Report abuse

Brad Peach Pitt, goes well with Angelina Tangerina, but doesn't mix with Vanilla Anniston, even tho it used to.

Posted by: reddragon1 | July 2, 2010 10:12 AM | Report abuse

reddragon
Spiccoli Spumone

(LOL!)


How about this, in honor of our resident Cryptid: Sasquatch Sarsaparilla Float?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 2, 2010 10:15 AM | Report abuse

I'm humbled by Lizard brilliance and wit. I'm also already jonesing for some congealed lactic fluid, and it's not even noon yet!

Trying to get some work done today, whilst keeping an eye on World Cup QFs online, but it sure is tough multi-tasking.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 2, 2010 10:21 AM | Report abuse

Anna Chapman Cheesecake--initially tastes all American, but the taste of Russian Tea Cake comes out eventually.

Posted by: reddragon1 | July 2, 2010 10:24 AM | Report abuse

Can you believe Brazil lost?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 2, 2010 11:54 AM | Report abuse

Our guess is one chilly morning when Mel leasts expects it he will be on his knees blowing a pack of n***ers and quietly begging if anyone of them care for seconds. In some perverse way Mel will finally have realized his own dream and become the n***er he wishes he could always be.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/07/2010-does-not-look-like-a-good-year-for-mel-gibson/

Posted by: petewestwood | July 2, 2010 1:07 PM | Report abuse

Just for Byoolin, the ice cream bar should carry Zut Al'Orange Sorbet

For Nosy, we'll import the most popular flavor from The Ice Cream Store in Rehoboth Beach: Booger. Seriously:

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2010/06/16/booger-ice-cream-ranks-among-beachgoers-top-picks/

As for me, I'll take that wonderful blue flavor from The Ice Cream Store: Looks Like [Insert trade name of certain erectile dysfunction drug beginning with a V here]

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | July 2, 2010 1:24 PM | Report abuse

Ick nast, Sas. I can't even stomach cookie dough ice cream.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 2, 2010 2:22 PM | Report abuse

The creativity of the Lizards is fantastic! Love it.

My fave flavor is pistachio. Ideas ... ?

Now onto snarking. Wow, someone's actually dumb enough to marry Joe Francis.

I'm surprised Kelsey Grammer lasted 13 years with the former stripper/playmate/whatever.

Gotta love the "now we have PROOF that the kid is his son!" comment about Jacko's son having vitiligo. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc ...

Posted by: Californian11 | July 2, 2010 3:44 PM | Report abuse

Hi, Cali, How about Green Hor-nuts?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 2, 2010 4:00 PM | Report abuse

Mel Gibson is a nazi, the worst kind - one cloaked in Christianity.

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 2, 2010 4:17 PM | Report abuse

LOL Nosy!!!

Posted by: Californian11 | July 2, 2010 4:20 PM | Report abuse

Cali, you're not the only Pistachio ice cream aficionado on Lizard Island. Mmmmmm!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 2, 2010 4:31 PM | Report abuse

Since the word pistachio is a loanword from Persian via Latin, and is a cognate to the Modern Persian word پسته Pest, let's call pistachio ice cream "Paris." Naturally beige in color, but often died pink on the outside. Related to poison ivy, pistachios contain urushiol, an irritant that can cause allergic reactions. Also used to stuff mortadella, which is fancy baloney.

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 5, 2010 10:18 AM | Report abuse

I guess "died" was a Freudian slip.

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 5, 2010 9:00 PM | Report abuse

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