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Posted at 7:42 AM ET, 07/21/2010

Lindsay Lohan expected to serve just 14 days of sentence; Ice-T arrested for driving with a suspended license

By Sarah Anne Hughes

Ice-T arrested in New York. (AP)

Wednesday

Update: Christina Applegate and her fiance Martyn Lenoble are expecting their first baby.

Celebrity Beat: Lindsay Lohan most likely will serve only two weeks in jail; Friends of the actress tweet positive thoughts... Rapper Ice-T arrested for driving with a suspended license... MTV's "Jersey Shore" will return for a third season... Jennifer Aniston granted restraining order... In a sixth unauthenticated tape, Mel Gibson's ex accuses that the actor of hitting his baby... Ali Larter and husband expecting first child... Jesse James is awarded physical custody of daughter Sunny... Jurors in Anna Nicole Smith drug trial will have to reveal medical, prescription drug history.

Pop Culture Mix: Olivia Munn to guest-star on NBC's "Chuck"... "Bored to Death," "Eastbound and down" will return to HBO... Could Chris Isaak replace Simon Cowell?... Hollywood prepares for possible Teamsters strike... Zach Galifianakis says "Hangover 2" is on the way... Sony gives English language version of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" a date... "Mad Men" creator Matthew Weiner on new season; Jon Hamm will lend voice to "The Simpsons"... Schwarzenegger names Geena Davis to Calif. panel... Angelina Jolie talks playing an action hero in "Salt."

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Comic-Con Coverage: Jen will have reports from the massive pop culture extravaganza beginning tonight and lasting through the weekend. Read all about the event here in Celebritology, and follow all the superheroic action on Twitter at twitter.com/celebritology.


What a schmuck: While making a stop to promote "Dinner for Schmucks," Steve Carell presents David Letterman with a very unusual gift.

By Sarah Anne Hughes  | July 21, 2010; 7:42 AM ET
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Comments

1. Look for her new book, “A Day in the life of Lilo Lilovich."
2. I guess Ice T wasn’t sweet enough for the DMV
3. Yawn
4. Ok
5. Zzzzz
6. Congrats
7. Jesse James robs again and get away with it!
8. Drug Trail? Well, there is quite a trail of silicon there!
9. We don’t get NBC at home
10. Nor HBO
11. Now is that spelled Issack or Issac? One never knows
12. Strike? Strike? Did Tony Soprano say it was OK?
13. The only thing worse than one hangover is a second one.
14. Ok
15. No HBO, remember?
16. Ok
17. Soon every Ca. board and commission will have a Hollywood Star on it. Will Lilo go to the Pardons Board and Mel to Corrections?
18. Heard good things about this movie.

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 8:04 AM | Report abuse

Oh, I also heard LiLo was working on another book in conjuction with Kitty Kelly. Working title is "Daddy Dearest"

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 8:08 AM | Report abuse

Can we get a restraining order against Anniston to prevent her from taking off her top? Must all my illusions be shattered?

Guess "unautheticated tape" is one the principals havent' publicly admitted they are on. Voiceprints could fix that...

byoo, I completely missed the "trail," but it looks like having a front-row seat for official airings of sleeze now requires a background check. I'll stop logging in to Celebritology when it requires a body cavity search.

"Dinner for Schmucks?" Has the whole world gone Jersey Shore?

Posted by: reddragon1 | July 21, 2010 8:13 AM | Report abuse

Jen/Liz

The original post did read funnier! So you know that old Elias is not getting totally senile and for those who missed it before the correction it read,

Jurors in Anna Nicole Smith drug trail will have to reveal medical, prescription drug history.

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 8:23 AM | Report abuse

"Lindsay Lohan will probably serve two weeks in jail" - all the credit goes to her new attorney, luvlindsey.


A third season of "Jersey Shore"... No wonder MTV has as its motto the words of P.T. Barnum: "No-one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."


Jennifer Aniston - topless yesterday, restraining order today. Talk about mixed signals.


A sixth Mad Mel tape? I think I'll just wait for the box set.


I'm with reddragon on the cavity search issue - that stuff should be left between consenting adults for recreational purposes only.

Posted by: byoolin1 | July 21, 2010 8:25 AM | Report abuse

sorry elias, howe could i miss that you are not byoolin? He is usually first.

Posted by: reddragon1 | July 21, 2010 8:28 AM | Report abuse

No problem, Red. Mrs. Howe often confuses me with Billy Mays. Yikes!!!!

Speaking of which, I think that ANS needs some representation at the trail. I would think someone of equal mortality status would be appropiate.

Nosy, how about Roy Cohn for ANS?

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 8:59 AM | Report abuse

Don't count on LiLo getting out early. The Sheriff tried that with Paris and the judge threw her back in. Look for the same thing to happen here.

Too bad Ice-T was never arrested for his sex trafficking. Or impersonating someone with talent.

Yeah, right. If Mel had really hit the baby, Oksana would have been to the police, not calmly discussing it with him on the phone so she could tape it. This is why I don't believe the tapes. They went to Radar Online before the cops.

That ex must be really terrible if she can't get custody from the most hated man in America. She needs new representation. I hear Robert Shapiro is now available.

Posted by: epjd | July 21, 2010 9:08 AM | Report abuse

ep
Don't count on LiLo getting out early. The Sheriff tried that with Paris and the judge threw her back in. Look for the same thing to happen here.

Oh, I DO hope you're right. How come the judge never went after LiLo for contempt of court with her F U manicure?

BTW, Carl Hiassen has a satirical new novel coming out next week titled "Star Island" about a LiLo doppelganger he's named Cherry Pye. Sounds like possible beach reading material:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/21/books/21book.html?_r=1&8dpc

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 9:18 AM | Report abuse

Elias, was Roy Cohn ever disbarred? Not that it matters, because (like the rest of us eventually) he's just roadkill on life's superhighway anyway. Or, if there IS an afterlife, then he's burning with Joe McCarthy.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 9:22 AM | Report abuse

Zach Galifianakis says "Hangover 2" is on the way.

Will there eventually be an AA sequel? As in, "Hi, my name is Nosy P and I'm..."


Jennifer Aniston granted restraining order.

Nothing to laugh about. Two words: Rebecca Schaeffer.


MTV's "Jersey Shore" will return for a third season.

People, please. If enough of you just stop watching this [stuff], the free-market will make it go away. I promise.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 9:30 AM | Report abuse

Nosy,

I just wish Mrs. Howe would stop thinking of me as the ungrateful dead on ocassion. Honest, pookie, the only drug trail I have is my Aleve habit.

Hope you liked my Solzhenitsyn shoutout.

I am still smarting that no one picked up on my Willma Smith "Women in Black" comment the other day...

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 9:38 AM | Report abuse

"Lindsay Lohan most likely will serve only two weeks in jail" -- So much for that six-week reality series on Bravo I was hoping for, "The Real Inmates of L.A. County."

"Zach Galifianakis says 'Hangover 2' is on the way" -- Better that than "G Force 2." Even my kids were bored at the first one.

"Jurors in Anna Nicole Smith drug trial will have to reveal medical, prescription drug history" -- Terrible idea. I hope everyone else in the courtroom is doing the same then. Because if my judge has had allergies, gallstones or the gout, I want to know, darnit!

"Could Chris Isaak replace Simon Cowell?" -- At what in particular? Looking smarmy? Wearing black V-necks? Help me out here.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | July 21, 2010 9:58 AM | Report abuse

"The Real Inmates of LA County"!!!!

One could only hope that Mel and the Hoff could some day start in that one!

and td, that is the drug trail, not trial!

(Ouch, gout, old Elias has had a touch of that--along with a touch of gray!)

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 10:05 AM | Report abuse

"Rapper Ice-T arrested for driving with a suspended license" -- Ice-T? Was he with Peggy Lipton? In Arizona? With his friends Sweet-T and Hot-T? Taking the Nes-T plunge? (OK, I'll stop now.)

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | July 21, 2010 10:06 AM | Report abuse

Indeed, Elias, I caught your Solzhenitsyn reference. However, I'm not too worried re LiLo having to eat fish eyeball soup for dinner in the LA hoosegow.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 10:12 AM | Report abuse

Ahh yeah, look at Ice-T keepin it all gangsta like that.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | July 21, 2010 10:22 AM | Report abuse

Nosy,

From what I know of the So. Cal. culinary scene, fish eyeball soup may be a delightful and delectable delicacy, not a putrid potable!


Dorkus,

I think the reason Ice T was stopped in NY was his cap! Check it out, it doesn’t exactly say Brooklyn!

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 10:29 AM | Report abuse

Elias, wouldn't that more properly be, "A Day in the Life of Lilo Mikhailova"?

I hope, for the sake of all involved, that the Anna Nicole Smith drug trial doesn't turn out to be as long as the Anna Nicole Smith drug trail.

Posted by: northgs | July 21, 2010 10:34 AM | Report abuse

Elias, wouldn't that more properly be, "A Day in the Life of Lilo Mikhailova"?


Maybe but she disowned her dad, right?

And besides what professional woman nowadays keeps her dad's first name?

Like the inverse of Marge Simpson saying when she became a Simpson she took it on all the way including the Simpson DNA.

(Just luck that Mrs. Howe's birth name was Howe!)

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 10:53 AM | Report abuse

"Friends of the actress (sic) tweet positive thoughts." Both of them, one seemingly as dim a bulb as LieLow, since she had to tell us Lohan is desperate for attention.

I keep flashing on the scene in Mad Max where Meltdown Mel eats a can a dog food and won't give any to his dog. We shoulda known then...

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 21, 2010 11:16 AM | Report abuse

Oh, yeah, and I'd like a date with the Girl with the Dragon Tatoo, too. At least the Swedish one, even if she is a mouth breather. Unfortunately, I'm even older than Tom Petty. But better looking.

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 21, 2010 11:20 AM | Report abuse

Kabuki, everyone except Keith Richards is better looking than Tom Petty. But can they sing?

Let's not quibble over the name of Lilo's Russian novel. Characters in Russian novels tend to have lots of names.

Posted by: reddragon1 | July 21, 2010 11:50 AM | Report abuse

northgs
"A Day in the Life of Lilo Mikhailova"

How does one say "snap" in Russian?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 11:53 AM | Report abuse

Lindsay Lohan, дочь Майкла Лохан

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 11:55 AM | Report abuse

Hey, reddragon1, you heartbreaker, I've been wanting to use "tatoo, too" ever since Petty sang it in the Great Wide Open.

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 21, 2010 11:56 AM | Report abuse

Roman Polanski is a small-timer. This just in from The Daily Beast: "Hedge fund mogul Jeffrey Epstein becomes a free man today, five years after he was first accused of sexually abusing underage girls...Victims alleged that Epstein molested underage girls from South America, Europe, and the former Soviet republics, including three 12-year-old girls brought over from France as a birthday gift...Meanwhile, Epstein has settled more than a dozen lawsuits brought by the underage girls who were recruited to perform “massages” at his Palm Beach mansion. Seven victims reached a last-minute deal last week, days before a scheduled trial; each received well over $1 million—an amount that will hardly dent Epstein’s $2 billion net worth." (http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-07-20/jeffrey-epstein-billionaire-pedophile-goes-free/?om_rid=CgyB$N&om_mid=_BMRuBbB8PVyTOB&)

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 21, 2010 12:18 PM | Report abuse

Or Линдсей Михэйлова Лохан(а) ?

I'd suggest she play Anna Karenina but unfortunately she's already a train wreck.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | July 21, 2010 12:20 PM | Report abuse

td
SPLOOT!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 12:27 PM | Report abuse

Maybe but she disowned her dad, right?

And besides what professional woman nowadays keeps her dad's first name?
Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 10:53 AM

True that, Elias, but it becomes more apparent every day that she is her father's daughter. The trainwreck hasn't gone too far off the tracks.

Posted by: northgs | July 21, 2010 12:28 PM | Report abuse

I'd suggest that LiLo perform in "The Cherry Tree," except Carl Hiassen already used the name "Cherry Pye" in his new novel for a LiLo-like character.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 12:31 PM | Report abuse

Линдсей Лохан крушение поезда

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 12:47 PM | Report abuse

Линдсей Лохан крушение поезда

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 12:48 PM | Report abuse

oooppps, sorry for the double post.

northgs, Happy Trails (Trials) to you!

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 12:52 PM | Report abuse

That's easy for YOU to say!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 1:00 PM | Report abuse

Rails to trails around here today! Since a Nature Conservancy meeting seems to have broken out, what's the next item on the agenda? Nosy, do we have the powerpoint available about the end-of-season Jersey Shore beach cleanup?

Posted by: northgs | July 21, 2010 1:29 PM | Report abuse

крушение поезда -- Ha! Good one, Elias.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | July 21, 2010 1:30 PM | Report abuse

northgs, Maybe Kevin Costner can supply his invention (sorry, Elias!) for cleaning up the Jersey Shore.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 1:40 PM | Report abuse

If nothing else, the good ship, A Whale is available. Maybe it can do a better job on the Atlantic coast!

У нас бить этого коня до смерти!

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 1:53 PM | Report abuse

A Whale is available? I thought there was still a lot of oil left to clean up on the Gulf. Besides, what if the current BP "fix" doesn't hold? Better wait a while before releasing those clean-up vessels in the Gulf.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 2:06 PM | Report abuse

Her two-week sentence is a shameful blot on our celebrity-pandering legal system. Why should any of us try to be law-abiding?

Posted by: farhorizons | July 21, 2010 2:10 PM | Report abuse

перестать ломиться в открытую дверь

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 2:11 PM | Report abuse

A Whale was a bust for this type of spill. see TP article,

http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/07/giant_oil_skimmer_a_whale_deem.html

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 2:18 PM | Report abuse

Will Lindsay Lohan serve only two weeks, or will she last only two weeks?

Time to consult the Las Vegas bookies.

Сражение, возможно, не к сильному, или гонке к быстрому, но это - путь держать пари.

Posted by: angelos_peter | July 21, 2010 2:59 PM | Report abuse

Мы должны найти Американского лося и Белку прежде, чем Бесстрашный Лидер заканчивает нас.

Posted by: angelos_peter | July 21, 2010 3:00 PM | Report abuse

Hey, angelos_peter, some of us don't get our protein from squirrel-meat. And no doubt Snarky Squirrel thanks us.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 3:07 PM | Report abuse

Сражение, возможно, не к сильному, или гонке к быстрому, но это - путь держать пари.

Or as we would say, "try to bet on a sure thing!!!"

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 3:08 PM | Report abuse

gee, I thought he was talking about "Moose and Squirrel" as Boris Badenoff would say!

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 3:12 PM | Report abuse

Борис, любимая, забывается об Американском лосе и Белке. Приедьте в мою дачу и позвольте нам коротать часы, куря французские сигареты и читая Пушкина.

Posted by: angelos_peter | July 21, 2010 3:35 PM | Report abuse

I thought he was talking about the wild game that Sarah Palin favors.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 3:39 PM | Report abuse

Ангелос_Петр, Курение убивает!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | July 21, 2010 3:44 PM | Report abuse

Кто испускал вонючий кишечный газ?

Posted by: angelos_peter | July 21, 2010 3:52 PM | Report abuse

А кроме того, американские сигареты лучше, чем французские сигареты, дорогой

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 3:53 PM | Report abuse

So you're the ones who keep spamming me...

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 21, 2010 3:56 PM | Report abuse

Когда Пушкин приезжает, чтобы пихнуть, французская сигарета лучше чем курение одной из сигар Дяди Джо.

Posted by: angelos_peter | July 21, 2010 3:57 PM | Report abuse

Г-ѓа Howe вели дека никогаш не гас!

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 4:01 PM | Report abuse

Способные выпрямляться наркотики Дисфункции по большим ценам!!

Posted by: angelos_peter | July 21, 2010 4:07 PM | Report abuse

I don't read Cyrrilic, so I don't know if it's been said, but yes, A Whale went Fail Whale on the BP spill.

Posted by: northgs | July 21, 2010 4:26 PM | Report abuse

After reading angelos' last missive, I can assure northgs, kabuki and the rest of the world that it is indeed angelos who fills our email full of spam.

The last message implied the word "embiggen" in conjunction with pharmaceuticals. I will say no more.

Posted by: elias_howe | July 21, 2010 5:21 PM | Report abuse

angelos_peter, would you happen to be Sasquatchbigfoot in disguise?

Posted by: northgs | July 21, 2010 5:45 PM | Report abuse

northgs, I don't know about Whale Fails, but a Whale Tail is the upper part of a thong that is visible over a low rise garment. It's just under the Tramp Stamp, which is a tatoo, too.

Posted by: kabuki3 | July 21, 2010 8:23 PM | Report abuse

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