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Posted at 8:05 AM ET, 08/ 2/2010

Lindsay Lohan released from jail; Charlie Sheen expected today in court

By Jen Chaney

Lindsay Lohan, out of jail. (AP) | PHOTO GALLERY

Monday

Celebrity Beat: Lindsay Lohan released from jail after serving 14 days, now en route to rehab... Charlie Sheen expected in court today to face felony and assault charges stemming from Christmas Day incident involving wife Brooke Mueller... Jury questioning begins in drug conspiracy trial of Anna Nicole Smith's doctors and lawyer/boyfriend Howard K. Stern... Dr. Phil buys $30 million Beverly Hill home that kind of looks like the Alamo... Second sexual harassment suit filed against Casey Affleck... Jessica Simpson Tweets picture of herself kissing boyfriend Eric Johnson.

Celebrity Wedding-o-Rama: Alicia Keys marries Swizz Beatz in private ceremony on Mediterranean Sea... James Van der Beek weds model Kimberly Brook... Not to be outdone, T.I. marries girlfriend Tameka "Tiny" Cottle in Miami and may repeat vows in two additional cities... As you may have heard, a First Daughter named Chelsea Clinton also tied the knot over the weekend... And, last but not least, Lisa Simpson theoretically said "I do" on Saturday.

Pop Culture: "Inception" tops the box office again... Jennifer Aniston to join episode of "Cougar Town"... Ricky Gervais will make return appearance on "The Simpsons"... Nathan Lane to join "Modern Family" next season for at least one episode, as friend of Cam and Mitchell... "30 Rock" to do live episode... Fox plans to launch American Country Awards... "Glee," "Modern Family," "Lost" and "Breaking Bad" top Television Critics Association awards... Could "The Expendables" be a big hit?... Robert Rodriguez negotiating to direct "X-Men" spin-off "Deadpool."

By Jen Chaney  | August 2, 2010; 8:05 AM ET
Categories:  Celebrities, Daily Mix, Lindsay Lohan, Pop Culture  
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Comments

Bless you. Somebody give that paparazzo a handkerchief.

Posted by: mikemclennan | August 2, 2010 8:35 AM | Report abuse

Nathan Lane in a Can and Mitchell sandwich is something nobody wants a bite of

Posted by: yellojkt | August 2, 2010 8:48 AM | Report abuse

Alicia Keys, congratulations, but you didn't have to go to such distance and trouble to keep your wedding on the down low - Chelsea had you covered. James Van Der Beek, you were good to go regardless.

Posted by: northgs | August 2, 2010 9:14 AM | Report abuse

Lilo math 90=14.

Casey Affleck looks more and more like a candidate for political office.

Swizz Beatz sounds like something you would order at a bar.

I'm thinking the Nathan Lane ep of Modern Fam will be alot more fun than the Assiston ep of Cougar Town.

They give awards to countries now? I'm betting on Belize.

Posted by: reddragon1 | August 2, 2010 9:28 AM | Report abuse

Does Jessica Simpson looks like she has misplaced her brain? Perhaps that woman who is popping out of Jessica's head has absconded with it.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | August 2, 2010 9:40 AM | Report abuse

Bless you. Somebody give that paparazzo a handkerchief.

Posted by: mikemclennan | August 2, 2010 8:35 AM

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That's not a paparazzo. Those are Lindsay's cocaine dealers giving her a Welcome Back shower.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | August 2, 2010 9:48 AM | Report abuse

Why do we even build jails, if people never serve their sentence? We might as well leave the doors open and "request" they imprison themselves if found guilty.

Posted by: AlbyVA | August 2, 2010 9:57 AM | Report abuse

reddragon
They give awards to countries now? I'm betting on Belize.

I assume byoolin will be lobbying for Canada.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | August 2, 2010 9:57 AM | Report abuse

Looks like L.A. hasn't run out of corrupt judges yet!
Nice work Lindsay.

Posted by: burro2 | August 2, 2010 10:01 AM | Report abuse

Is it just me, or does it look like Lohan has been rode hard and put away wet?

Posted by: waterfrontproperty | August 2, 2010 10:10 AM | Report abuse

Didn't we establish with Paris Hilton that the LA County jail is so overcrowded that they routinely shorten the sentence of non-violent offenders. Get over it people.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | August 2, 2010 10:13 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus
Didn't we establish with Paris Hilton that the LA County jail is so overcrowded that they routinely shorten the sentence of non-violent offenders.

Heck, in Arizona, three convicts recently helped alleviate this problem themselves! Last I heard, two were still on the loose, believed headed for Colorado with the help of a female accomplice, and still wearing their orange jumpsuits (but were they wearing pink undies?).

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | August 2, 2010 10:21 AM | Report abuse

This just in: LieLow has completed her 28 days of rehab.

Posted by: kabuki3 | August 2, 2010 10:32 AM | Report abuse

kabuki
This just in: LieLow has completed her 28 days of rehab.

SPLOOT, all over the keyboard!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | August 2, 2010 10:35 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, It's also clear that having celebs in the LA County Jail upsets the other inmates. We can't have that...

Posted by: reddragon1 | August 2, 2010 10:52 AM | Report abuse

The jail was overcrowded. They just ran out of twizzlers. And you so don't want to deal with LiLo without her twizzlers.

Posted by: epjd | August 2, 2010 11:13 AM | Report abuse

What's REALLY happened to Lindsay Lohan inside the Century Regional Correctional Facility in Lynwood, CA? Find out the shocking story at http://newspile.weebly.com/

Posted by: heinzefletcher | August 2, 2010 11:16 AM | Report abuse

Actually, she did not really serve any time in jail.

Celebrities are put into protective custedy and pampered by the jail officers who idolize them like everyone else.

Posted by: maphound | August 2, 2010 11:41 AM | Report abuse

Lindsay Lohan - i really really hate that name. I never want to hear her name again. I hope the press does not mention it again. I hope she disappears into Oblivion. Who the heck wants to know anything about her. Lindsay... will you marry me?

Posted by: rksingh1987 | August 2, 2010 12:10 PM | Report abuse

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Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | August 2, 2010 12:46 PM | Report abuse

rich and connected---get out early! the scales of justice in america--lean one way for some more than others.

Posted by: Socialistic | August 2, 2010 12:57 PM | Report abuse

There are so many other worthwhile 22 year olds who have contributed so much more to the lives of others and their country than Lindsay Lohan. How about the 66 American troops who were killed in the war in July?

Posted by: gitouttahere | August 2, 2010 1:03 PM | Report abuse

Attention rksingh1987:

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Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | August 2, 2010 12:46 PM

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@ DorkusMaximum1 --

Before trying to be clever and cute, you should first check your spelling.

Posted by: gitouttahere | August 2, 2010 1:04 PM | Report abuse

Dorkus IS clever and cute, in spite of the occasional typo. That was hilarious.

Posted by: agog1 | August 2, 2010 1:49 PM | Report abuse

gitouttahere, I suspect poor Dorkus was just in such a state of ecstsay over LiLo's release.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | August 2, 2010 1:53 PM | Report abuse

Charlie Sheen expected in court today to face felony and assault charges stemming from Christmas Day incident involving wife Brooke Mueller... Jury


Does WaPo have high school kids writing their articles???? PATHETIC......

FELONY ASSULT CHARGES you simplet0n.....

Posted by: askgees | August 2, 2010 1:58 PM | Report abuse

RIP, Mitch Miller at age 99. NPR reports that as an A&R guy Miller discovered many great recording talents, among others Rosemary Clooney and Tony Bennett on the SAME day! Talk about a best day ever, huh?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | August 2, 2010 2:05 PM | Report abuse

Who peed in your cornflakes, askgees?

Posted by: kabuki3 | August 2, 2010 3:27 PM | Report abuse

Who peed in your cornflakes, askgees?

Posted by: kabuki3 | August 2, 2010 3:29 PM | Report abuse

So, askgees, you have zero 'n' simplets? what's a simplet? a little simp? is that a noun or a verb, as in 'you are a simp' or is it 'you simp, I simp, we all simp'? if we have no 'n' little simps, shouldn't that be 0nsimplets? or is that a password to enter your brain?
Here on Lizard Island, we find a way to make comments and responses to comments, including typos and errors, with humor and cleverness.
PATHETIC is hardly humorous, nor at all clever, is it, you lacking in n simplets you. I still don't know what 'n' has to do with it.

Posted by: agog1 | August 2, 2010 3:30 PM | Report abuse

I wasn't trying to do a dorkus there. That was just in case the first one didn't get past the censors.

Posted by: kabuki3 | August 2, 2010 3:32 PM | Report abuse

still wearing their orange jumpsuits (but were they wearing pink undies?).
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hey, nosy, the underwear schematic was devised by our loser sheriff here in maricopa county. the scary guys escaped from a state prison. in the sheriff's facility, the majority of people haven't even yet had their trials.

Posted by: frieda406 | August 2, 2010 3:34 PM | Report abuse

so, askgees, what is an "ASSULT?"
Is that an insult, but specific to the posterior?

Posted by: VaLGaL | August 2, 2010 3:39 PM | Report abuse

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS THE CALIFORNIA JUSTICE SYSTEM BY THE FAMILY JEWELS. AUTHORITIES SHOULD HAVE REQUIRED HER TO SERVE ALL 90 DAYS, THEN ATTEND REHAB. SHE'S MAKING THE JUSTICE SYSTEM LOOK LIKE CLOWNS; NO ONE WILL TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY AFTER THIS. LINDSAY, YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF.

Posted by: skinfreak | August 2, 2010 4:16 PM | Report abuse

Boy I haven't enjoyed a day quite so thoroughly as today in a long time. From the mild BKD to people's error laden frothy mouthed posts railing at the 'errors' in other posts. I love it!

PS Kabuki3 I think (and I am betting Dorkus will agree) that we need to do more Dorkus.

Posted by: LTL1 | August 2, 2010 4:50 PM | Report abuse

PS I envision that "At Large" is some hedonistic haven for prison escapees. They all seem to want to go there, and it takes police apprehension to drag them away...

Posted by: LTL1 | August 2, 2010 4:52 PM | Report abuse

I hope that no one is laying out any real coin for Lindsay's "Rehab". A year from now we will be referring to her in the past tense..

Posted by: james_m_reilly1 | August 2, 2010 5:52 PM | Report abuse

In memory of Mitch Miller:

Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother. Be kind to your friends in the swamp, where the weather is very very hot. Now you may think that this is the end. Well, it is...

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | August 2, 2010 5:59 PM | Report abuse

Sort of ironic that LiLo is released from jail as the jury questioning in the ANS saga begins. It's like a convergence of the ghost of Christmas present & future. But on a more serious note, I can only hope that these doctors/ enablers are punished to the full extent of the law. The bottom line is that something must be done to make it harder for these celebrities and their sycophants to get their hands on and abuse prescription drugs. Hopefully when Howard Stern and these doctors are found guilty, it will be the wake up call these people--including Lindsay Lohan--need!

Posted by: SallyVCrockett | August 3, 2010 12:24 PM | Report abuse

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