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Posted at 8:01 AM ET, 08/16/2010

Tila Tequila attacked at Illinois festival; another 'Jersey Shore' cast member arrested

By Jen Chaney

Monday

Celebrity Beat: Tila Tequila attacked at Gathering of the Juggalos, festival for fans of Insane Clown Posse; Tequila suffered facial injuries after being pelted with rocks and bottles; the one-time reality star Tweeted that she plans to sue the organizers... Ronnie from "Jersey Shore" arrested for outstanding warrants related to unpaid parking tickets... Jesse James cozies up with Kat Von D (Really, how did we not see this coming?) in Las Vegas... Lindsay Lohan could leave rehab this week... After return to hospital, Zsa Zsa Gabor reportedly in serious condition, has received last rites... Hilary Duff marries hockey player Mike Comrie... Neil Patrick Harris and partner David Burtka expecting twins... Sadie Frost reveals more details about marriage to Jude Law in new tell-all... Kanye West, Justin Bieber Tweet about possible collaboration... Memorials to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed to be removed from Harrods department store?

Pop Culture: "The Expendables" tops weekend box office... Lucasfilm announces that the "Star Wars" films will come to Blu-ray in 2011; and before you ask, yes, only the special-edition versions of the original trilogy will be included... Rose Byrne joins cast of "X-Men: First Class"... Producer Scott Rudin has already bought the rights to new Jonathan Franzen novel... Entertainment Weekly counts down the best fake bands from movies and TV.

New movie trailer: Anne Hathaway + Jake Gyllenhaal + one of INXS's sappier songs = preview for "Love and Other Drugs"

By Jen Chaney  | August 16, 2010; 8:01 AM ET
Categories:  Celebrities, Daily Mix, Pop Culture  
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Comments

Let's hear it for the Jugaloos. Don't worry about the lawsuit, just ask Shawne Merriman and the Johnson family how good Tila is on follow through in court.

I think Lindsey leaving rehab is more like kicked out. No decent rehab says you're better after only 2 weeks.

Posted by: epjd | August 16, 2010 8:30 AM | Report abuse

Tila Tequila vs. the Juggalos - classy is as classy does, it seems.

Posted by: northgs | August 16, 2010 8:51 AM | Report abuse

Tila Tequila "pelted with rocks and bottles" - and let's not forget feces, Jen: she keeps saying they threw feces, too. (Maybe that has something to do with Jen's bit about "Celebrities standing up for chimps" in Celebritology Weekend.)

Parking tickets, Ronnie? PARKING TICKETS? Celebs ain't what they used to be. Geez, even poor old dying Zsa Zsa Gabor once slapped a cop.

KARNAK THE MAGIFICENT: Hepatitis.

ED McMAHON: Hepatitis. Ho, ho, ho!

KARNAK THE MAGIFICENT [glares at Ed, then tears open envelope, blows into it to open it, extracts slip of paper and reads]: What's missing from the sentence, "Jesse James cozies up with Kat Von D in Las Vegas"?

ED McMAHON: Hey-Ooooooooooo!

"Hilary Duff marries hockey player Mike Comrie." Here in Canada, this isn't even news. I mean, come on: he's a third[*cough*fourth*cough*]-line centre on a team that hasn't even made the playoffs in four years.

That EW list leaves out more good bands than it names. No Rutles? No Hard Core Logo? No Sex Bob-omb? No whatever the hell name of that band in St. Elmo's Fire was? What was that band that appeared in The Flintstones? And the one on Gilligan's Island?

Posted by: byoolin1 | August 16, 2010 9:09 AM | Report abuse

I am not in favor of anyone, however deserving, getting pelted with rocks and bottles and whatever else. But still, "who would you LIKE to see get pelted" sounds like a good Friday list.

I didn't know Hillary Duff played hockey. I wouldn't be all that surprised if Hillary Swank did.

Kanye West and Justin Bieber are at least as cute a couple as Lady Gaga and John McCain. Eat your heart out Al Gore. All you have is a hookup worthy of Tiger Woods.

I thought the Harrod's tribute was kind of touching. Although it probably doesn't have the same impact as it did 11 years ago.

Posted by: reddragon1 | August 16, 2010 9:56 AM | Report abuse

they attacked her on stage...
they attacked her trailer when she fled to it...
they attacked her SUV when she tried to escape...

seriously - they'd best never have this event in Texas... because down here this is when using your Colt Python is considered an appropriate response.

Bullets - they're freakin miracles...

Posted by: quintiliusvarus | August 16, 2010 11:34 AM | Report abuse


I would pay $100 to throw things at that talentless walking STD skank-bag of trash.

Posted by: kenk3 | August 16, 2010 12:50 PM | Report abuse

Well, Tila, as Bill Engvall would say, "Here's your sign."

Byoo, would the collection of feces throwers be the legendary All Fecal People's Chorus?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | August 16, 2010 1:41 PM | Report abuse

I invite everyone to try repeating the phrase "the All Fecal People's Chorus" out loud several times quickly.

(Meanwhile, on an imaginary movie set, John Cleese has just exclaimed, "All Fecal People's Chorus?!? F*** off! We're the All People's Fecal Chorus.")


Posted by: byoolin1 | August 16, 2010 2:01 PM | Report abuse

The All Fecal People's Chorus Greatest -- and One and Only Hit:

Yankee Doodle came to terms,
Writing Martin Buber.
Stuck a Fuehrer in our back,
And called it Shicklegruber!

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | August 16, 2010 2:08 PM | Report abuse

kenk3: that's a beautiful phrase, "that talentless walking STD skank-bag of trash."


Posted by: byoolin1 | August 16, 2010 2:18 PM | Report abuse

"Lindsay Lohan could leave rehab this week" -- Here today, back tomorrow. They should just install a revolving door with her name etched on the glass.

"Memorials to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed to be removed from Harrods department store?" -- I guess it's true; they really DO sell everything at Harrods!

HA! Neil Patrick Harris and Jake Gyllenhaal together (in a Celebritology post) again! I bet Jake wanted to expect twins first but once again as always, he gets preempted by NPH. That Neil will stop at nothing!

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | August 16, 2010 3:40 PM | Report abuse

Ever wonder who rules the Cruise household?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20413108,00.html

And, god help us, they are homeschooling Suri ...

Posted by: Californian11 | August 16, 2010 4:04 PM | Report abuse

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