Justin Bieber, in action figure form

Justin Bieber, in doll form. (Justinbiebertoys.com)
It's unclear why it's taken this long for Justin Bieber action figures to hit the market place. But at least those suffering from Bieber Fever don't have to wait much longer to buy them.
As Reuters reports, two lines of Bieber dolls -- one that focuses on his style, and another, dubbed the Music Video Collection, that features a pair of singing Bieber figures -- are slated to arrive in stores in early December, just in time for holiday shopping. (On a personal note, this definitely makes choosing a Christmas present for Liz soooo much easier.)
The best thing about having a Justin Bieber doll, obviously, is that it will allow people to reenact all those Bieb-related Internet memes and classic moments in doll form. So you can make like Todd Haynes directing "Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story" and create YouTube videos featuring Bieber dolls getting hit in the head with water bottles, or walking into glass doors, or allegedly throwing water balloons at Maryland state troopers, or "acting" in an episode of "CSI." The opportunities are endless. Just remember: the video camera and the spirit of creativity required to make those videos are sold separately.
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Jen Chaney
| September 29, 2010; 10:48 AM ET
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Justin Bieber, Pop Culture
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Posted by: Bawlmer51 | September 29, 2010 11:37 AM | Report abuse
A microphone in his hand? What happened to that bottle of Vermont Maid?
Posted by: elias_howe | September 29, 2010 1:11 PM | Report abuse
Betcha that the Bieber doll is a unich who wants to suck face with a Ken doll.
Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | September 29, 2010 3:09 PM | Report abuse
Face it girls. Justin Bieber is getting laid. Justin Bieber doesn't care about you. Justin Bieber is taken.
You don't have a chance in hell to get with Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber, kiss your career good bye. Watch the sales sink.
You killed the fantasy by getting caught loving another and cheating on every other.
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Posted by: thomaschiinc | September 30, 2010 4:18 AM | Report abuse
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Hmm, now where are those instructions on how to make a hairspray cannon? Bieber to the Moon in 2010!