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Posted at 1:35 PM ET, 09/ 9/2010

Romancing the 'Shore': Snooki's loves, legal troubles

By Katie Rogers

Snooki looks bored at court. (Mel Evans/AP)

Posted by Katie Rogers

For Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and the rest of the “Jersey Shore” denizens, it’s officially an amazing time to be a pop-culture phenomenon. That’s because the weekly show has actually become less interesting than the daily craziness we get from the cast via the 24-hour news cycle.

It was reported yesterday that the show’s pint-size star walked away with a $500 fine after drunkenly disturbing her fellow beachgoers in Seaside Heights, N.J. But more entertaining than the legal proceedings (which also left her with a hefty two hours of community service), Snooki’s slap on the wrist came with being called a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe” by the judge who handed down the order.

Lindsay Lohan comparisons, Snooki? That’s how you know you’ve made it. (To where, we’re not sure, but suffice it to say plenty of free spray tans will be involved.)

Ah never again! So scary...thank you judge for understanding, I'm very thankful for that! I can breath!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Today’s dispatch on the omnipresent Ms. Polizzi is that she has broken the heart of Iraq war veteran and maybe-ex-beau Jeff Miranda. Is an unconfirmed dating show the culprit for her playing coy when questioned about her relationship status?

And while we’re touching on a "Shore" subject, is the Situation's upcoming jewelry line the newest sign of an impending apocalypse?

We’re not sure of anything anymore, but we do want to know: How would you sum up the cast of “Jersey Shore” in one tweet? Send your 140-character poetry our way at @washingtonpost or @celebritology, and we’ll feature the best right here.

-- Katie Rogers is a social media producer. She enjoys pop culture, trivia and escaping Washington via any of three conveniently located metro area airports.

By Katie Rogers  | September 9, 2010; 1:35 PM ET
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Never watched. Never will. They disgust me!

Posted by: talleyl | September 9, 2010 1:59 PM | Report abuse

I'm from New Jersey, about as far from it as I could get, on an island in Puget Sound.

Posted by: kabuki3 | September 9, 2010 3:35 PM | Report abuse

Snooki will be doing porn in three years. Book it.

Posted by: bs2004 | September 10, 2010 6:36 AM | Report abuse

Snooki needs to learn the difference between being fanous and infamous.

Posted by: changling | September 10, 2010 8:00 AM | Report abuse

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