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Posted at 8:55 AM ET, 10/13/2010

Cops called to Katherine Heigl's house; Natalie Portman to star in 'Aliens' prequel?

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney
Wednesday

Celebrity Beat: Cops called to Katherine Heigl's house after hot tub noise complaint... Oliver Stone concerned about Michael Douglas's "precarious" health... "The Situation" cut from "Dancing with the Stars"... Police detain intruder at Paris Hilton's L.A. home... Melissa Etheridge's ex blogs about being broke... Matt Damon and wife expecting another baby girl... Ashlee Simpson-Wentz debuts blond pixie cut.

Bonus: As predicted by our own Sarah Anne Hughes, Sad Keanu is now Happy Keanu.

Happy Birthday to... Sacha Baron Cohen -- a.k.a. Borat, Bruno and Ali G:

Rumor Mill: Courteney Cox and David Arquette have already hashed out a joint custody agreement for daughter Coco... Lindsay Lohan's team pushing for early end to probation... Kat Von D and Jesse James were dating for months before going public, says ex... Yet more "pregnant Rachel Zoe" rumors swirl... No, Wu Tang's Inspectah Deck is not dead.

Pop Culture Mix: Fox execs reportedly fall in love with Damon Lindelof's rewrite of "Alien" prequel; Natalie Portman front-runner for female lead role... Robert De Niro and crime writer Richard Price make deal with CBS for a new one-hour crime drama, because those are really missing from TV right now... E! orders new reality series called "Married to Rock" that will focus on the wives of rock stars like former Guns 'N Roses bassist Duff McKagan and Jane's Addiction's Perry Farrell... Heidi Klum gets Lifetime unscripted series deal... A look at movies with overly harsh MPAA ratings... 10 possible subtitles for "Scream 4" (My favorite? "Scream 4: How Should I Know Why They’re Making It Now, I'm Just The Movie").

Video (via Movieline): A retro-hipster-awesome commercial for Stella Artois, as directed by the retro-hipster-awesome Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola:


Well Said: "Any time I see a magazine with any Kardashian on it, I want to throw gasoline on it and light a fire." -- "What Not to Wear" co-host Clinton Kelly.

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | October 13, 2010; 8:55 AM ET
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Comments

"Cops called to Katherine Heigl's house." Excerpt from police incident report: "Officer advised Ms. Heigl that she should call hot tub mfr if it is too loud, not 911."


"Police detain intruder at Paris Hilton's L.A. home." Excerpt from police incident report: "Officer advised Mr & Mrs. Quaid that whatever the state of Ms. Heigl's hot tub, they did not have the right to enter Ms. Hilton's house to use hers."

"Any time I see a magazine with any Kardashian on it, I want to throw gasoline on it and light a fire." - Clinton Kelly
And now you know why he's banned from Kroger stores across America.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 13, 2010 9:14 AM | Report abuse

Hot tubs generally don't make THAT much noise unless the people in them are doing something noisy.

The good news for the Paris Intruder (sounds like a super-villain) is that he could "sneak past" the guard gate. (What kinda guard gate can you sneak past?) The better news for the PI is that he was detained. No word on whether he actually saw Paris, but that would be bad news for me.

I'm surprised even Rachel Zoe could be "more pregnant."

I think Portman would make a good Rippley, believe it or not.

Too bad Heidi got life.

Why even bother with MPAA ratings. Except to sell movies.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 13, 2010 9:24 AM | Report abuse

"Hot tubs generally don't make THAT much noise unless the people in them are doing something noisy."

You mean like holding someone's head under water and yelling at them, "And this is for 'Life as We Know It,' and this is for
'Killers,' and this is for 'Grey's Anatomy,' and this is for 'The Ugly Truth,' and this is for '27 Dresses,' and this is for 'Knocked Up,' and this is for 'Zyzzyx Rd,' and this..."?

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 13, 2010 9:34 AM | Report abuse

That was no intruder, that was Paris' drug dealer. The Vegas cops never returned her coke they took and she needed more.

Lindsey, usually you only get a reduction in your probation if you have not violated it. Although, the judge could say, "Why not, it's not like you obey the terms anyway."

Posted by: epjd | October 13, 2010 9:46 AM | Report abuse

reddragon1, I think Paris Intruder would make a great villian name. Nice.

"Cops called to Katherine Heigl's house after hot tub noise complaint" -- She was trying to plug the drain with her Emmy ha ha, I make myself laugh.

"Oliver Stone concerned about Michael Douglas's 'precarious' health" -- I am concerned about the possibility of more Oliver Stone movies.

"Melissa Etheridge's ex blogs about being broke" -- The latest entry is entitled, "Come to My Teller Window."

"Lindsay Lohan's team pushing for early end to probation" -- Because she's been So. Successful. Before. going straight. Some people just want the moon (or in her case, perhaps, moonshine).

"Heidi Klum gets Lifetime unscripted series deal" -- Operative word "unscripted." She may have learned English, but eight seasons of "Project Runway" have confirmed she still can't speak it. Will she play a mime?

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 13, 2010 9:47 AM | Report abuse

Lindsay Lohan's team pushing for early end to probation.

As long as LiLo has a circle of enablers, that's precisely the reason her problems won't get solved. See Anna Nicole Smith.


Kat Von D and Jesse James were dating for months before going public, says ex.

Because their names spring immediately to mind when one thinks of discretion, right?


No, Wu Tang's Inspectah Deck is not dead.

Did you play their latest recording backwards yet to check?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | October 13, 2010 9:49 AM | Report abuse

Nosy, nice Beatles reference there.

td, your Klum-entary gave me an idea: Heidi, Ah-nuld, Billy Connolly and Fat Albert's friend Mushmouth get together and do a completely incoherent version of 'Real Time with Bill Maher.' It's high time we had a political talk show in which the speech itself reflects the content being discussed.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 13, 2010 10:08 AM | Report abuse

byoolin, don't forget jazz trumpet legend Clark Terry's "Mumbles" act at your Maher roundtable.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | October 13, 2010 10:33 AM | Report abuse

byoo, the Je-Li Island Network has another winner. Arianna Huffington could make an occasional guest appearance, with foreign policy commentary by Henry Kissinger.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 13, 2010 11:09 AM | Report abuse

And here I thought that Nicole Richie's 1st pregnancy was a head-scratcher. Not only is Rachel Zoe anorexic, but her husband is totally geigh!

Ah well.

Posted by: Californian11 | October 13, 2010 12:24 PM | Report abuse

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