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Posted at 8:47 AM ET, 10/29/2010

Jessica Simpson pregnant?; PETA offers to pay LiLo's rehab bill

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney

Jessica Simpson earlier this week in California. (Reuters)

Rumor Mill: Is Jessica Simpson pregnant? According to the National Enquirer, Simpson, who has put on some noticeable weight in recent months, is expecting her first child with boyfriend Eric Johnson.

"Jessica is crazy in love with [Johnson], so they’ve decided to make a baby," a source (who sounds like a 5-year-old) told the Enquirer.

Simpson and Johnson, a former NFL player, have been dating since May and Simpson had chalked up her recent weight gain to trouble adjusting to Johnson's vegan diet. The Enquirer also speculated about a potential pregnancy back in September. [The Hollywood Gossip]

Celebrity Beat: PETA offers to pay Lindsay Lohan's rehab bill... if she becomes a vegan... Celine Dion names her twins Eddy and Nelson... Heidi Montag's mom now works as a maid... "Hawaii-Five-O" star James "Book 'em Danno" MacArthur dies... Tai Chi Keanu.

Video: Audrina Patridge's mom stars in her own five-minute drunken F-bomb-laden rant. Obviously NSFW (Best line: "I've been a celebrity mom eight years through this 'Hills' [expletive], but Drina's going to the next level, baby]:

P.S. Audrina's mom is really sorry for calling Lauren Conrad a "pissy a-- little fashion s---."

More Rumor Mill: Capri Anderson says Charlie Sheen held her against her will (apparently this was after she posed for pix with Denise Richards)... Sheen was punching the walls and shouting the N-word when cops arrived... Matthew Morrison says Cameron Diaz is just a friend... Christina Hendricks supposedly mistaken for hooker on movie set.

Pop Culture Mix: Next "Mission: Impossible" movie to be called "Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol"... Ridley Scott reportedly likes Noomi Rapace as the star of the "Alien" prequel... Conan O'Brien will do warm-up, online-only episode of new talk show on Nov. 1... HBO cancels "Big Love" after fifth season... SmartPop, publisher of pop culture books, wants you to vote for the "Friday Night Lights" companion book cover you like best.

Video: "Sesame Street" Muppets confess -- "We love you, Jude Law"

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | October 29, 2010; 8:47 AM ET
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You'll notice that Jude's chest is appropriately covered. Didn't even risk the V-neck sweater.

Posted by: MStreet1 | October 29, 2010 9:53 AM | Report abuse

"Celine Dion names her twins Eddy and Nelson" -- The names she picked out for girls were MacDonald and Jeanette.

"'Hawaii-Five-O' star James 'Book 'em Danno' MacArthur dies" -- I blame Wo Fat.

"Capri Anderson says Charlie Sheen held her against her will" -- That's what everyone says when the remote breaks during "Two and a Half Men."

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 29, 2010 10:15 AM | Report abuse

"Is Jessica Simpson pregnant?" If so, it will end several months of radio silence from her dad on the topic of her breasts.


"Simpson had chalked up her recent weight gain to trouble adjusting to Johnson's vegan diet." Just how much tofu can the girl eat?


PETA offers to pay Lindsay Lohan's rehab bill if she becomes a vegan: isn't a cocaine-and-Courvoisier diet vegan by definition?


Can we assume that if they'd been girls Celine's twins would have been Jeannette and McDonald?


"Heidi Montag's mom now works as a maid." At least someone in that family has an honest job, then.


"Sheen was punching the walls and shouting the N-word when cops arrived." Preparation for the new Mel Gibson biopic, right?


"Christina Hendricks supposedly mistaken for hooker on movie set." Mistaken, or wishful thinking?


"Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol"? But it's pronounced "gobshite."


Muppets love Jude Law, but when he loves them, those stains are very difficult to get out of the fur.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 29, 2010 10:16 AM | Report abuse

Great minds, td. Great minds.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 29, 2010 10:18 AM | Report abuse

Beat your post by That Much, byoolin. Great minds indeed.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 29, 2010 10:21 AM | Report abuse

PETA offers to pay Lindsay Lohan's rehab bill if she becomes a vegan: isn't a cocaine-and-Courvoisier diet vegan by definition?

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 29, 2010 10:16 AM
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That's what I was thinking only I was gonna replace Courvoisier with Rock Star Energy Drink.

Or vodka.

Or Dom Perignon.

Or beer.

Or, well, any alcohol.

Posted by: wadejg | October 29, 2010 12:26 PM | Report abuse

Celebs mistaking lust for love + crazy in lust = pregnancy. Yep, that follows.

Mistaken for a prostitute? Seriously? That's even more humiliating than Harrison Ford being mistaken for a homeless person.

Eddy and Nelson are surprisingly normal names.

Posted by: Californian11 | October 29, 2010 12:29 PM | Report abuse

Why is "weight gain" one of the last things I think of in conjunction with a vegan diet?

Please tell me there's some punctuation missing in "Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol". Otherwise, it sounds like a working title for a "Ghostbusters" sequel. Since that worked so well last time, eh Hollywood?

Posted by: northgs | October 29, 2010 1:26 PM | Report abuse

northgs
Why is "weight gain" one of the last things I think of in conjunction with a vegan diet?

You need to recall that sugar is vegan.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | October 29, 2010 1:50 PM | Report abuse

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