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Posted at 8:12 AM ET, 10/ 4/2010

Levi Johnston makes music video debut; Courtney Love tweeting NSFW pix (again)

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney

Bristol Palin may be "Dancing with the Stars," but ex Levi Johnston made his debut in cheesy Brittani Senser (Who? Exactly.) music video over the weekend:


Monday

Celebrity Beat: Courtney Love tweeting naked-ish photos of herself (NSFW)... Bret Michaels says he "didn't eat for a day and did about 2,000 sit-ups" before naked photo shoot... George Michael denies receiving special treatment behind bars... Diddy rocks a kilt on stage... Duane "Dog" Chapman hospitalized in apparent bounty hunting incident... "Jersey Shore's" Snooki hates "spicy pickles," "people."

Rumor Mill: Is celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe pregnant? That's bananas... Underage Miley Cyrus parties at 21+ nightclub.

Pop Culture Mix: Lara Flynn Boyle to get reality show on E!... Will Ferrell and more than 1,500 costumed superheroes break a Guiness World Record and, more importantly, promote "MegaMind"... Emily Blunt joins Joseph Gordon Levitt and Bruce Willis in time travel movie, "Loopers"... Members of tech community say "Social Network" gets it all wrong... A collection of badly Photoshopped movie posters.

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By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | October 4, 2010; 8:12 AM ET
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Comments

"Members of tech community," JeLi? They're nerds. You know, I know, and Poindexter there knows it. So if they're moaning about how the Facebook interface couldn't possibly set up a VPN tunnelling session via port:8080 and still encapsulate SRTB, tell them to tape up their glasses, sit down, and camp out by the theatre and wait for Tron to open.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 4, 2010 8:51 AM | Report abuse

Courtney Love, nobody wants to see anymore naked-ish photos of yourself anymore. Especially when they're so poorly lit.


Bret Michaels, nobody wants to see anymore naked-ish photos of yourself anymore. Especially when they're so brightly lit.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 4, 2010 8:52 AM | Report abuse

Snooki hates people? I'm just going to go ahead and speak for all the people when I say the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 4, 2010 8:56 AM | Report abuse

Apparently that first cup of coffee did nothing for my ability to proofread.

The third sentence in the first post should read, "You know it, I know it, and Poindexter there knows it."

Both sentences in the second post only need one "anymore." Please disregard the first instances of their appearance.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 4, 2010 9:03 AM | Report abuse

CONTESTANT: I'll take 'Movies That Could Have Been' for $400, Alex.

ALEX TREBEK: This horror film could have starred Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston and Brittani Senser.

CONTESTANT: What is 'Human Centipede,' as directed by Sarah Palin?

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 4, 2010 9:06 AM | Report abuse

"Courtney Love tweeting naked-ish photos of herself (NSFW)" -- Yikes, I've seen better out-of-focus soft porn photos of middle-aged women, well, let's not delve into where I've seen them, but there are plenty.

Posted by: yellojkt | October 4, 2010 9:06 AM | Report abuse

Music video from Johnson? About as welcome as that new wart on your finger.

Words from Snooki? About as welcome as that new wart on your butt cheek.

Posted by: elias_howe | October 4, 2010 9:08 AM | Report abuse

I think I know where yello saw those pix: in a film, tied, presumably with 44 others, for "least-arousing porn title ever":

Prohibited Elderly Care Vol. 45

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/asia-pacific/husband-grandfather-retiree-and-a-japanese-porn-star/article1740521/

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 4, 2010 9:20 AM | Report abuse

Coutney Love pic ewwwwww.

Exactly what is "bounting hunting?"

There's a good reason the Prez didn't know who Snooki is. We wish we didn't.

If Miley keeps hanging aroudn the 21+ clubs there will soon be an item similar to the one about Rachel Zoe. For the record, I had nothing to do with either of them.

The opinion on "Social Network" obviously came from the 1500 cosumed super heroes.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 4, 2010 9:24 AM | Report abuse

Note to other posters. It's JohnsTon. He's just famous for his johnson.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 4, 2010 9:26 AM | Report abuse

"Courtney Love tweeting naked-ish photos of herself (NSFW)" -- So it's both naked-ish and NSFW? Scary. I can't look.

"Bret Michaels says he "didn't eat for a day and did about 2,000 sit-ups" before naked photo shoot" -- Before finishing the cover, the Photoshop guy at Billboard ate 2,000 calories and that was just for breakfast.

"George Michael denies receiving special treatment behind bars" -- But if he HAD, these would be on his wish list:

1) Automatic toilet in his cell that plays "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" when he approaches.

2) Permission to move the bunk beds to "A Different Corner" of his cell.

3) End to the other guys coming in the shower when he's in there and singing, "I Knew You Were Waiting for Me."

4) Cellmate would write "Choose Monogamy" in lipstick on his back every morning.

5) Addition of "Club Tropicana" orange juice to the dining hall menu.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 4, 2010 9:38 AM | Report abuse

The opinion on "Social Network" obviously came from the 1500 cosumed super heroes.

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But the real serious ones only wear costumes from the original Star Trek. Next Generation need not apply.

Posted by: elias_howe | October 4, 2010 9:39 AM | Report abuse

"Is celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe pregnant?" -- False alarm. Seems that pea she ate for breakfast is making it impossible for her to button her size -6 jeans.

"Underage Miley Cyrus parties at 21+ nightclub" -- Causing a guy nursing a beer to comment, "if this becomes a Hannah Montana bar, I'm outta here."

"Lara Flynn Boyle to get reality show on E!" -- I would only consider watching it if she re-creates all those accidents in "Wayne's World" (her on the bike flipping over the car, for example) but for real this time.

"Bruce Willis in time travel movie, 'Loopers'" -- Ha ha, you typed "Bruce Willis" and "movie" in the same sentence. Now THAT'S "loopers"!

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 4, 2010 9:53 AM | Report abuse

Rachel Zoe pregnant? I don't think she has enough body fat for that (you *do* need a minimum amount, y'know), so I'm going with Option #2: she ate two carrot sticks in one sitting.

However little Bret Michaels ate, and however many sit-ups he did, they still had to Photoshop in some abs above his potbelly. Shoulda started the workouts earlier, friend. On the other hand, he clearly has enough body fat to support a pregnancy...

I think the "FW" is overly limiting w/r/t those Courtney Love pix. I won't look - I've learned that lesson - but I'm thinking they're just plain Not Safe.

Posted by: northgs | October 4, 2010 10:02 AM | Report abuse

Rachel Zoe is not pregnant. She ate a sandwich.

On the other hand, skipping one meal and doing a lot of sit ups will not make you look that ripped. Trust me on this.

I see Miley Cyrus is continuing her transformation into Lilo 2.0. Guess we should call her MiCy now.

Finally, exactly how is it that the PALINS are accused of exploiting the situation when Levi made that hideous video?

Posted by: epjd | October 4, 2010 10:09 AM | Report abuse

Thanks for that time killer of badly photoshopped posters.

It's helped me appear busy for the last 20 minutes or so.

Posted by: wadejg | October 4, 2010 10:25 AM | Report abuse

Bret Michaels says he "didn't eat for a day..."

What about his Type 1 diabetes? Is this indicative of the real reason he's had medical problems lately?


Lara Flynn Boyle to get reality show on E!

Unlike the Kardashians and Kimora, at least Lara is a talented actor, so this might prove to be a bit of an improvement.


Is celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe pregnant?

Skeletal Lara Flynn Boyle managed to have a baby, Nicole Richie's had two, so anything's possible. Or, as others already noted, it could've just been that pea she ate.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | October 4, 2010 10:37 AM | Report abuse

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