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Posted at 8:18 AM ET, 10/28/2010

Randy and Evi Quaid freed from Canadian jail; Tom Cruise to star in 'Rock of Ages' film adaptation?

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly

Celebrity Beat: Randy and Evi Quaid released from Canadian jail. Someone alert the "star whackers"... David Arquette tells Howard Stern he cried the first time he had sex after separating from Courteney Cox... Rachel Dratch reveals the identity of her son's father... Kelly Osbourne recreates "Goldfinger" scene... Taylor Swift gets Madam Tussaud's treatment... "An Officer and a Gentleman" co-star Lisa Blount dies.

Rumor Mill: Denise Richards reportedly went out with Charlie Sheen and porn star before hotel incident... Blake Lively and Penn Badgley split... Samantha Ronson denies she's dating Christina Aguilera... Tila Tequila accused of kidnapping ex's new girlfriend.

Pop Culture Mix: Tom Cruise has been offered opportunity to play a bartender who sings hair band hits in "Rock of Ages," the film adaptation of the Broadway musical... George Clooney finds financing for political campaign drama based on the play "Farragut North"; film will be called "The Ides of March," with Clooney directing and starring alongside Ryan Gosling, Paul Giamatti, Marisa Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood... How "Sterling's Gold" -- the book written by "Mad Men's" Roger Sterling -- became an actual book... SyFy cancels the show "Caprica"... First issue of comic sequel "Kick-Ass 2" already sold out and will be reissued... 50 most terrifying "Sesame Street" Halloween costumes.

Watch this video if you dare: The Fine Brothers spoil 100 horror movies in five minutes.

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly  | October 28, 2010; 8:18 AM ET
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Comments

Maybe David Arquette should wait to be separated for more than 2 minutes before having sex. You know, if he wants to convince Courtney, he loves her.

Tila Tequila should date Samantha Ronson. Of course, no one would care. Oh wait, no one already does care.

Posted by: epjd | October 28, 2010 9:09 AM | Report abuse

David Arquette tells Howard Stern he cried the first time he had sex after separating from Courteney Cox...Which is odd because it's usually the woman who cries.


Taylor Swift gets Madam Tussaud's treatment...I'd rather she'd get the House of Wax treatment that Paris Hilton got. then we wouldn't be subjected to another song about how a guy she dated for a month broke her heart.

(By the way, someone's going to make the Kanye-Beyonce-had-the-best-wax-figure joke)

I'm sorry, did the Rock of Ages producers not watch Top Gun. Please keep Tom Cruise away from any role that requires singing.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | October 28, 2010 9:41 AM | Report abuse

Can't say the Quaids benefit by being "freed." They risk being whacked. And I certainly do not feel any safer. Blame Canada.

In related news, Taylor Swift is waxed.

Anyone who talks to Howard Stern about their sex lives deserves to cry.

re Rachel Dratch's babydaddy. I'm not sure you are allowed to be a "consultant to natural foods businesses" from New York City!

Which one is a porn star again, Denise Richards or Charley Sheen? It might explain why Sheen was naked. (Apologizing in advance for using "explain" and "Sheen" in the same sentence.

Didn't Wee Tom already play a bartender? Oh, a SINGING bartender. I see a Glee episode coming out of this, if Glee doesn't flame out first.

Obviously Clooney's political drama will be filmed in Canada. Them again.

Let's discuss which Sesane Street Halloween costumes each celeb in this AM's mix should wear. Kelly Osborne is exempt, because we already know what she's wearing for Halloween.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 28, 2010 9:54 AM | Report abuse

Don't worry Dorkus. They can always dub Clint Eastwood's voice for Wee Tom.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 28, 2010 10:00 AM | Report abuse

NOW I remember why "star whackers" sounds so familiar: it's the name of an *cough* "art film" in which a character called "Princess Lay-a" goes around giving everyone's lightsaber a manual tune-up. If you know what I mean.


David Arquette cried after sex after separating from Courteney Cox: pepper spray will do that.


"Kelly Osbourne recreates "Goldfinger" scene." Not exactly, it says here:
All that glisters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told:
Many a man his life hath sold
But my outside to behold:
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
Had you been as wise as bold,
Young in limbs, in judgement old
Your answer had not been inscroll'd
Fare you well, your suit is cold.


"Taylor Swift gets Madam Tussaud's treatment." She's almost lifelike! And the big candle is pretty good, too.


"Blake Lively and Penn Badgley split." It's hard to make a go of it when your Celebritology name is Blape.


When I read things like that Tom Cruise bit, I can't help but think, "and the star whackers are hunting *the Quaids*? WTF?"


I can't believe "Mr. Hooper as 'The Gimp' from Pulp Fiction" didn't make that 50 most terrifying "Sesame Street" Halloween costumes list.

Posted by: byoolin1 | October 28, 2010 10:08 AM | Report abuse

Don't worry Dorkus. They can always dub Clint Eastwood's voice for Wee Tom.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 28, 2010 10:12 AM | Report abuse

"David Arquette tells Howard Stern he cried the first time he had sex after separating from Courteney Cox" -- But he often cries when he's alone.

"Taylor Swift gets Madam Tussaud's treatment" -- Those third-degree burns take a while to heal. But she'll still make a song out of it.

"Denise Richards reportedly went out with Charlie Sheen and porn star before hotel incident" -- And only one of these people can be considered an actor.

"Samantha Ronson denies she's dating Christina Aguilera" -- All those tweets about her having a genie in a bottle notwithstanding. Pure coincidence.

"Tom Cruise has been offered opportunity to play a bartender who sings hair band hits" -- He's been calling himself "Mötley Crüese" for weeks now.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | October 28, 2010 10:37 AM | Report abuse

Don't worry Dorkus. They can always dub Clint Eastwood's voice for Wee Tom.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 28, 2010 10:12 AM
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Hopefully they dub using vintage Eastwood, otherwise the dubbing will be overwrought dialogue that takes 20 minutes to say something that should take only about 2 minutes.

Posted by: MStreet1 | October 28, 2010 10:39 AM | Report abuse

Don't worry Dorkus. They can always dub Clint Eastwood's voice for Wee Tom.

Posted by: reddragon1 | October 28, 2010 10:12 AM |

Is it too late to make it a duet with Lee Marvin?

Posted by: yellojkt | October 28, 2010 10:49 AM | Report abuse

Don't worry Randy & Evi, the 'star whackers' are busy hunting actual stars.

Posted by: jes11 | October 28, 2010 7:09 PM | Report abuse

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