Brad Pitt's leather pants: Fashionably frumpy?

Good Morning Liz,

I am LOL at "an uncanny resemblance to rhinoceros legs". Started my day off with a bang!

Luv what you do.

Dear Brad: you know how you get tired of hearing your wife ask, "What do you think about adopting another baby"? Well, the question *I* hear even more often is, "are you going out dressed like THAT?"

I only mention it because I've cleared it with the Lovely Mrs. byoolin, and if you're interested in a little occasional wife-swapping, I'll leave our number with your agent.

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It's a sad day when a picture of Brad Pitt makes a red-blooded woman's ladyboner go flaccid.

Was it even necessary to put the Jolie home-wrecker crap in the poll? Seriously,this is getting old. So I take it every time you wrote about Paul Newman and Joanne Woodard,she was refereed to as a home-wrecker right?

I can't even tell where the pants end and the boots start, leading me to wonder if they might be the even more horrible boot-pants! Eeeek!

Holy smokes Sugarbaby! It was a joke, simmer down.

Pretty sure the only thing that gets mentioned with Paul Newman is his Newman-Os.

I gotta say, I winced when viewing the picture. It's only remotely kinda-sorta okay garb (given the movie) but Brad...we're talking Paris. Brush up, Dude.

talley1: "carm down" is likely the appropriate response there. Happy Tuesday!

dorkusmaximus1:
Though I hate to disagree with you, dear, what gets mentioned with Paul Newman is the fact that he was one hot mofo his entire life.

Wait wait, I come back from Thanksgiving and Dorkus has gotten married?! I need to check the comments section here more frequently. Stupid mobile site.

On a more cogent note, I didn't even know leather could wrinkle like that, and honestly I didn't ever want to know. It looks like his boots are attempting to slouch up his legs. Oh, Mr. Pitt. /sad headshake

Bawlmer:
Yeah, Dorkus kinda lucked out. Regarding the pants, they almost look like a solid-color snakeskin or really cheap pleather over leather - leather DOES slouch like that, but doesn't typically look that awful.

It's not just that the pants don't fit, it's that *none of it* fits. Brad Pitt, why did you steal my Aunt Carol's hips?

The pants and jacket combination are what's problematic. Had he ditched the jacket and chosen a some type of casmere sweater on top, I think the look might have worked better.

Bawlmer,
and one extra cool thing about Dorkus getting married is that mrsdorkus now frequents the Island too, contributing quite delightfully, so lucky us too!

Pleather...LOL!! I don't know why but that word makes me laugh every time!

That's exactly what it looks like, cheap pleather.

Queen Liz, as a practicing vegetarian aren't you opposed to the wearing of leather, on general principle? (See, e.g., Diane Keaton's recent leather dress).

Those are Chastity Pants! Angelina must have caught Brad getting too cozy with some young thing on set. Next thing you know, Mr. Jolie isn't allowed to leave the house without wearing his Chastity Pants. Nothing less sexy than wrinkled sagging leather.

agog,
You're too sweet. Trying my best to snark without embarrassing my dude.

MStreet1,

"Wrinkled, sagging leather" - I don't see Lindsay Lohan anywhere in this picture...

They do remind me of the hip-waders that my Mr. Lurker bought for me so I could go fly fishing.

Maybe he's doing some sort of avant-garde stage production of "A River Runs Through It" (I say hopefully....)

but "hopefully" so that would be an explanation for this "look"