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Posted at 1:50 PM ET, 11/16/2010

Bristol Palin and 'The Situation' make a safe sex PSA

By Liz Kelly

Unwed mother Bristol Palin and noted smoosh-master Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino want you to PBYP, which is apparently reality TV acronym talk for "Pause Before You Play." As in, one should PBYP before you decide you're DTF*.

In a new public service announcement from the Candie's Foundation that seems to be airing, thus far, on YouTube, the two feign a frank backstage talk about sex on what appears to be the "Dancing with the Stars" set.

In case you have neither the time nor the patience to watch, this initial exchange pretty much sums up the level of discourse:

The Situation: Excuse me miss, but have you ever had a situation with the official Situation?

Bristol Palin: Excuse me, Sitch?

The Situation: Oh snap! B. Palin!

The clip continues with Palin, mother of a two-year-old son, reassuring Sorrentino that she plans to practice abstinence until she's married. For his part, Sorrentino assures Palin that he practices safe sex "a whole lot."

And cue the vomit.

(*See the "Jersey Shore" glossary post for defintions of "smoosh," "DTF" and more.)

By Liz Kelly  | November 16, 2010; 1:50 PM ET
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Remember, that's Lifestyles brand condoms: with the new Easy-On Applicator and double-layer sidewalls.

Lifestyles brand condoms: When you're too drunk to Just. Say. No. and not drunk enough to throw up on your partner and ruin the moment. Because, yeah, you'd hit that. You're disgusting.

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 16, 2010 2:19 PM | Report abuse

Wow - just wow. This has to be the most condescending PSA (or any kind of advertisement) ever made.

My children are 20 and 22 - so, I guess, kind of the target age here - and I can't even BEGIN to imagine what their reaction to this will be.

Do these folks understand the IQ differential between themselves and most American teenagers/early 20's?

If I'm wrong, and this represents some normal kind of communication, I think we're doomed.

Posted by: JohnDinHouston | November 16, 2010 3:13 PM | Report abuse

Byoo, I can imagine a Situation [pun intended] where vomiting on one's partner WOULD improve the moment.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 16, 2010 3:39 PM | Report abuse

I can imagine a Situation [pun intended] where vomiting on one's partner WOULD improve the moment.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot


You mean when he announces that he's gay for Mr. Creosote?

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 16, 2010 3:42 PM | Report abuse

You mean when he announces that he's gay for Mr. Creosote?

Posted by: byoolin1

I imagine that Mr. Creosote would consider that to be foreplay.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 16, 2010 3:52 PM | Report abuse

Dear Palin Trailer Trash,



Thank you,


Posted by: DrainYou | November 16, 2010 3:54 PM | Report abuse

Just think, in a few short years we can look forward to seeing Sasha and Malia starring in these sorts of spots during breaks in the filming of their reality TV shows, as the families of all real politicians do now. The Palins are JUST LIKE MY FAMILY! Talk about Real America!

Posted by: justin_timberwolf | November 16, 2010 6:52 PM | Report abuse

So now Bristol is saying she's practicing abstinence until she's married?

ROFLMAO .................

Is it the same kind of abstinence that resulted in her now 2-year-old son?

Note to anyone who thinks safe sex means abstinence ... oh, wait, these are probably the same people who listen to The Situation's pearls of wisdom. Never mind.

Posted by: Californian11 | November 16, 2010 7:00 PM | Report abuse

Like even they would listen to themselves...

Posted by: WmLaney | November 16, 2010 7:30 PM | Report abuse

We are so tired of just can't FIX stupid....this country is now attempting to dumb dowen our teens......

Posted by: lindarc | November 17, 2010 3:35 PM | Report abuse

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