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Posted at 9:38 AM ET, 11/24/2010

Jennifer Jason Leigh files for divorce; 'Glee' wants Katie Couric for Super Bowl episode

By Liz Kelly

Celebrity Beat: "Dancing with the Stars" has a winner who will never be put in a corner again... Jennifer Jason Leigh files for divorce from Noah Baumbach... George Lopez's wife also files for divorce after 17 years of marriage... Emmy Rossum and Adam Duritz end their one-year relationship... British retailer rushing affordable version of the Kate Middleton engagement announcement dress into production... At tiger summit, Vladimir Putin calls Leonardo DiCaprio a "real man" for continiuing journey to Moscow after in-flight engine failure.

Rumor Mill: Lindsay Lohan barred from leaving rehab for Thanksgiving... Capri Anderson releases Charlie Sheen text messages... Prince Harry wants Snoop Dogg to perform at party for newly engaged Prince William... Courtney Love allegedly asks Keith Richards's son for help with addiction.

Pop Culture Mix: "Glee" courting Katie Couric for Super Bowl episode... Will Jeremy Renner take over the "Mission: Impossible" franchise from Tom Cruise?... Forty percent ratings drop for "Sarah Palin's Alaska"... Sean Penn to receive lifetime acheivement award at Dubai Film Festival... Ana Faris reportedly signs on to "Ghostbusters 3."

Video: In new "Funny or Die" video Daniel Radcliffe reveals to Judd Apatow that he really is Harry Potter:

By Liz Kelly  | November 24, 2010; 9:38 AM ET
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"Lindsay Lohan barred from leaving rehab for Thanksgiving" -- But, but, she just got her license back? Who's going to pick up the cranberry sauce for those turkey and gin cocktails at Dina's house?

"George Lopez's wife also files for divorce after 17 years of marriage" -- After learning that, I wonder if he said, "Very funny!" like he does in those ubiquitous TBS promos.

"At tiger summit, Vladimir Putin calls Leonardo DiCaprio a 'real man'" -- As opposed to those synthetic men they've been making in that secret lab under Red Square near GUM.

"Prince Harry wants Snoop Dogg to perform at party for newly-engaged Prince William" -- But only if he changes his name to Snoop Corgi for the day.

"Sean Penn to receive lifetime acheivement award at Dubai Film Festival" -- How many Dubai films has he been in? And will armed photographers be covering the event?

"'Glee' courting Katie Couric for Super Bowl episode" -- Oh H to the No. Why? A promo for the "Today" show with her and Mr. Schu singing, "La La LaLaLaLa Live for 'Today'"? Or is this a colon awareness thing and we're gonna see Katie in a hospital bed with the cast around her singing, "Colonoscopy" to the tune of "Celebration"? I don't get it.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | November 24, 2010 10:41 AM | Report abuse

Thank God the nation has come to its sense and made the world safe for dancing stars.

I can't beleive the Brits beat Marha Stewart/Kmart to the punch.

I need more info on why Putin and DiCaprio were at a tiger summit. I didn't even know tigers were organized that well. I thought they just ate whatever was handy when they were hungry.

I think Prince Harry actually wants Capri Anderson for the party. Maybe he couldn't get her to sign the nondisclosure agreement.

Courtney Love already seems pretty well addicted.

Move that "Glee" pick up td on retainer for plot ideas.

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 24, 2010 10:53 AM | Report abuse

Emmy Rossum and Sideshow Bob end their one-year relationship...

Posted by: MzFitz | November 24, 2010 10:54 AM | Report abuse

The video is pretty funny. I'm glad I thought that because otherwise I'd have to die.

Posted by: pras40 | November 24, 2010 11:02 AM | Report abuse

td
"'Glee' courting Katie Couric for Super Bowl episode" -- Oh H to the No. Why?

JeLi
Forty percent ratings drop for "Sarah Palin's Alaska"

Add to this that Bristol came in third of 3 finalists on DWTS last night (despite alleged virtual ballot-box stuffing by Palinistas) and we've hit the anti-Palin trifecta today: something to be thankful for!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 24, 2010 11:20 AM | Report abuse

Congratulations, Jennifer Grey - here's your trophy and your own personalized copy of Sarah Palin's you-know-what list with your name at the top!


Look at all those tickets to Splitsville: somebody must have got a bulk rate on blank divorce forms.


Putin calls DiCaprio a "real man," but notes that when it happened to him, Vlady swam home. Via the Northwest Passage. In December. Naked.


If MiLo is barred from visiting rehab, LiLo will have something to be thankful for.


Proofreading note, Liz Kelly: I think you meant to type, "Capri Anderson 'full releases' Charlie Sheen text messages."


"Prince Harry wants Snoop Dogg to perform at party for newly-engaged Prince William." This would be the same Prince Harry who thought it would be a good idea to attend a costume party dressed as a Nazi, correct?


"Courtney Love allegedly asks Keith Richards' son for help with addiction." As in, "Do you know where your dad keeps his stuff? I just need a little something to take the edge off, you know?"

****

KARNAK THE MAGNIFICENT:
[holds envelope to forehead]
Glee, Katie Couric, the Super Bowl.

ED McMAHON:
Glee, Katie Couric, the Super Bowl. Ho! Ho! Ho!

KARNAK THE MAGNIFICENT:
[glares at ED]
May you find yourself in a relationship where Albert Haynesworth is the 'Top.'

ED McMAHON:
[quietly]
Glee, Katie Couric, the Super Bowl.

KARNAK THE MAGNIFICENT:
[tears open envelope and reads]
Name three things that feature in the erotic fantasies of Joe Buck.

ED McMAHON:
Hey-O!

****

In other words, "Sean Penn to receive a Dubai-ous honour."

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 24, 2010 11:50 AM | Report abuse

byoolin,

"Prince Harry wants Snoop Dogg to perform at party for newly-engaged Prince William." This would be the same Prince Harry who thought it would be a good idea to attend a costume party dressed as a Nazi, correct?

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That's your wacky royal family for you.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | November 24, 2010 11:59 AM | Report abuse

Leo and Pooty-Poot in a bromance!!! Wow! Who woulda thunk? If Katie Couric opts out of the Super Bowl Glee episode, maybe Leo, Pooty-Poot and a Siberian tiger would be available.

If there's somethin' strange
In your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
HOUSE BUNNY!

If there's somethin' weird
And it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
HOUSE BUNNY!

I ain't afraid o' no House Bunny.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 24, 2010 12:29 PM | Report abuse

Dorkus
That's your wacky royal family for you.

Considering that they were related to Kaiser Bill and Czar Nick (and those bleeders), it's hardly surprising.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 24, 2010 12:40 PM | Report abuse

Will Snoop Dog greet Kate Middleton with a Shocker hand shake?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | November 24, 2010 12:43 PM | Report abuse

Oh, btw, I don't watch the abomination known as DWTS but happened across Christina Aquilara singing her little heart out last night and am I wrong but has she put on a fairly good chunk of weight? Or is she pregnant?

Posted by: pras40 | November 24, 2010 3:04 PM | Report abuse

methinks, only if Xtina's carrying the pregnancy in her thighs.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 24, 2010 3:16 PM | Report abuse

Again I must comment that Charlie was apparently drunk or passed out during the whole Tiger Woods saga--are these guys so technologically dumb that they don't realize their text messages get SAVED on someone's phone? Sheesh, what an idiot.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | November 24, 2010 4:49 PM | Report abuse

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