Justin Bieber gets biopicized (wink wink)

I often find myself wondering where did that Justin Bieber kid come from. I mean, I know he was -- much like Celine Dion -- inflicted on us by Canada, but beyond that and a vague idea that the kid did some subway busking and is kind of a klutz, well, he remains a mystery wrapped in an enigma hidden behind a fringe of heavy sandy brown hair. And I even read his memoir.

Lucky for me, and you, the Upright Citizens Brigade has stepped in to fill our Bieber knowledge void with the biopic "8 Kilometer: The Gritty Life Story of Justin Bieber" -- or at least the ridiculously well-done trailer for it:

As the folks over at Best Week Ever noted, "Kudos to the casting people for getting a actor who looks exactly like Justin Bieber... maybe a tad bit more masculine."

And thank you to the folks at UCB for this line, "Foreheads are where it's at Bieber. That's just a fact."

(And if you haven't had enough ragging on the Bieb, "South Park" also recently killed him off in this NSFW clip.)

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