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Posted at 8:12 AM ET, 11/19/2010

Tony Parker not surprised by divorce; Lindsay Lohan could lose 'Inferno' role

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney

Celebrity Beat: Tony Parker tells People he wasn't surprised by Eva Longoria's divorce filing... Anne Hathaway and Denzel Washington to co-host Nobel peace prize concert. Speaking of Hathaway...


(see Bonus below for more scantily clad Jake)

More: Heidi Montag blames her dead doctor for "excessive" plastic surgery... Chris Brown gets another glowing probation report... "Teen Mom" Amber Portwood charged with two felonies for allegedly attacking her baby daddy... Audrina Patridge's stalker sentenced to two years in prison... Police investigating possibility that shooting of Hollywood publicist Ronni Chasen may have been planned.

Rumor Mill: Sources close to Tony Parker tell TMZ his relationship with Erin Barry was limited to sexting... Is a rehabbing Lindsay Lohan in danger of losing her role in "Inferno"?... National Enquirer claims 16-year-old Willow Palin is pregnant... Hottest people on Earth Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson rumored to be working through relationship "troubles."

Bonus: Justin Bieber rocks out with a cow bell.

And, from Buzzfeed, every shirtless picture of Jake Gyllenhaal on the Internet.

Pop Culture: Could "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1" make $130 million this weekend?... "Mike & Molly" to address Marie Claire blog controversy during Thanksgiving episode... Two Moses movies reportedly in development... Alexander Payne may direct "Wilson," an adaptation of Daniel Clowes's graphic novel... Got $35 million? Then maybe you can buy this "True Blood" house...

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | November 19, 2010; 8:12 AM ET
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Comments

Not surprised Tony wasn't surprised by Eva's divorce filing - I'm pretty sure he's a Celebritology reader.


"Heidi Montag blames her dead doctor for "excessive" plastic surgery." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send him a text message to complain.


Let's put things in perspective: for Chris Brown, a "glowing probation report" might include the words, "Mr. Brown has not beaten a woman in several months." Yeah, he's an inspiration to us all.


"Audrina Patridge's stalker sentenced to two years in prison." Open Letter To Stalker Guy: That's gotta be a better result than actually convincing her the two of you are meant to be together. I mean, just look at Heincer.


I'll bet Scarlett Johansson has never seen such an offering of shoulders waiting to be cried on. And that's just here on Lizard Island.


'"Mike & Molly" to address Marie Claire blog controversy during Thanksgiving episode.' It will be interesting to see how they work that into the plot, what with so much screen time being used to depict the two lead characters consuming four turkeys.


"Two Moses movies reportedly in development." We'll have Commandments out the wazoo.


"Got $35 million? Then maybe you can buy this "True Blood" house." Any word on whether or not the realtor's had any nibbles yet?

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 19, 2010 8:53 AM | Report abuse

Hathaway looks fab on the cover, airbrushing or not. Gyllenhaal looks like those rumors about him might be true.

Sure, Tony. That's what they all say.

Lilo SO belongs in "Inferno."

No, not another Palin. I can't take any more. I'll talk!!

"rocks out" hasn't belonged in the same sentence with "cow bell" since the 60's. Like so much else, it seemed good then...

I was thinking about who would play Moses Malone when I realized my error. If you MUST remake "Exodus" it has to be done by the guy who did "the Departed." Look them up.

Posted by: reddragon1 | November 19, 2010 9:10 AM | Report abuse

What are k.d. lang and Anne Hathaway doing on the cover of a magazine together? And why does k.d. look like she's about to perform a martial arts move on poor Anne?

"Harry Potter" probably already has made $130 million.

That's all I got.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | November 19, 2010 9:28 AM | Report abuse

If you are sexting, you shouldn't be too surprised you are getting divorced. Of course, the court house door was open to you too, Tony.

Sign, too more big money divorces I won't be handling. I think I need to take the Texas Bar.

Posted by: epjd | November 19, 2010 10:09 AM | Report abuse

Psst, byoolin. Today's Crickler puzzle for a state or province is Ontario. I managed to solve it without hints!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/crosswords/crickler/crickler.html

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 19, 2010 12:03 PM | Report abuse

That Crickler's kind of fun, Nosy, but mine didn't mention Ontario. I got a NZ coal mine, exploding Airbus engines, endangered animals and something about a ship-based power station in Pakistan.

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 19, 2010 1:10 PM | Report abuse

What's with the plethora of naked celebs on magazine covers? Kinda overdone now.

As for Jake, methinks his publicist doth protest too much.

Heidi Montag, a model of personal responsibility. Blaming a dead guy: classy.

I'm not surprised by the Longoria/Parker divorce either. Excessive hype over their marriage, name-changing, tattoos ... it was just inevitable.

Wonder how long until court forms include a box for "sexting" as the reason for divorce?

Hey Palins, how's that abstinence thing working out?

Posted by: Californian11 | November 19, 2010 1:20 PM | Report abuse

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20443431,00.html#20879206

Just had to put this out there for comment. Mine: OMG.

Posted by: Californian11 | November 19, 2010 1:26 PM | Report abuse

byoolin, you got today's news-headline Crickler. Go back to the link, pull down the drop-down menu, then select "Ontario" (11th from the top today). Bonne chance!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 19, 2010 2:32 PM | Report abuse

byoolin, you got today's news-headline Crickler. Go back to the link, pull down the drop-down menu, then select "Ontario" (11th from the top today). Bonne chance!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker

*****

[Sound effect: Homer Simpson groans.]

Posted by: byoolin1 | November 19, 2010 2:43 PM | Report abuse

Cali
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20443431,00.html#20879206

You mean becaus Cher, at her advanced age, never had her handprints in cement at Grauman's before, right? LOL!

Seriously, I feel only uncomprehending sympathy for the agony Chaz must have suffered for decades over gender cognitive dissonance, especially compounded by Sonny's lack of acceptance of Chaz earlier lesbian coming-out. At least Cher is an accepting parent, for which I give her nothing but props (because it can't have been easy, especially in the public glare).

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 19, 2010 2:52 PM | Report abuse

byoolin, it's not that difficult to find.

Cali, sorry for all the punctation errors in my last post. I really DO know better, but my fingers couldn't keep up with my brain.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | November 19, 2010 2:57 PM | Report abuse

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