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Posted at 12:55 PM ET, 11/ 8/2010

What Conan O'Brien should not do during the debut of 'Conan' on TBS

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly

Conan O'Brien, riding Twitter's whale and preparing for tonight's "Conan" debut. (Image via Team Coco.com)

"I feel like I have something to do tonight that I keep forgetting."

So tweeted Conan O'Brien earlier today in an obvious attempt at levity on what has got to be one of the most anxiety-inducing days of his life. In less than 12 hours, everyone's favorite red-headed advocate for insulting-dog-puppets and masturbating bears will launch his new TBS talk show, "Conan." And after all the hullabaloo about whether he should or should not have walked away from his "Tonight Show" gig, O'Brien really needs to prove he can still hold his own as a host -- and that he was worth every bit of time and energy the members of Team Coco devoted to him over the past several months.

O'Brien is a smart guy who is undoubtedly surrounded by equally intelligent people advising him about how to handle his debut. So naturally, we feel compelled to butt our noses into O'Brien's affairs and point out the things he should absolutely avoid doing during tonight's program. Because, you know, we're also professional comedians who once hosted "The Tonight Show" and previously wrote for "The Simpsons," and therefore, we know best.

Our suggestions after the jump...

Will you tune in tonight? Do you have any predictions for Conan's new show? Tweet @celebritology with the hash tag #stillwithcoco to respond.

1. Don't make too many Jay Leno jokes. It's impossible for O'Brien to completely avoid the mega-chinned elephant in the room. But we hope he doesn't expend too much sarcastic energy on Leno gags. This is the time for O'Brien to redefine himself, not keep harping on the past. Plus, too much "NBC execs are such meanies" humor will start to sound like bellyaching, and critics will pounce on him for that, as some did after his "60 Minutes" interview this year.

2. Don't host the show in a conference room and promote Diet Coke constantly. Or, to put it another way, don't do anything that remotely resembles last week's poorly received "Show Zero," the online trial run for tonight's big event. We're hoping that whole episode winds up becoming another example of that old stage adage: lousy dress rehearsal, great performance. Plus too many Diet Coke references could tick off the people at American Express, who put you in this epic commercial.

3. Don't do a dorky "Glee" number: The temptation is so great, with Lea Michele being a guest on the show and all. But please, we beg you: no Journey, no Rocky Horror, no show tunes. If you want to perform with musical guest the White Stripes, on the other hand, we're all in favor of that.

4. Don't spend a lot of time talking about your Twitter account: We can all agree that your Twitter feed is essential reading. But don't do a regular segment on it. Fallon's already got that covered.

5. Don't refer to fellow TBS late-nighter George Lopez. Bottom line: Lopez's show is miles away from funny. It's fine that you now share TBS's airwaves, but that doesn't mean you have to share valuable "Conan" time with the guy, even if he did offer you an olive branch by recently inviting you on his show. Do your own thing, and let Lopez continue doing his.


6. Don't confuse your frenemies. The Wrap makes the argument that neither Jay Leno nor David Letterman is your biggest competition. Who is? A guy who last weekend drew upward of 200,000 people to the Mall: Jon Stewart.

7. Don't lose the beard. Sure, it would be all stunt-y to suddenly appear fresh-faced or to actually have your beard shaved off on the air (maybe by first guest Arlene Wagner, proprietor of the Leavenworth Nutcracker Museum?). But the beard is part and parcel of your image now. It sets you apart from Leno, Letterman and Stewart. And, hey, if the whole late-night thing doesn't work out, you're all set for Shakespeare summer stock.

8. Don't blow it. We think you know what we mean.

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly  | November 8, 2010; 12:55 PM ET
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DVR set

Posted by: wiz_fan | November 8, 2010 1:52 PM | Report abuse

The Dude's on TBS- Child, please.

Posted by: poppysue85 | November 8, 2010 2:02 PM | Report abuse

it was amazing to see letterman get all the best late night guests since leno came back. i still prefer lenos monologue. 5 jokes to every 1 of dave's. now coco is back-- sionara to the competition.

Posted by: jgaskins1 | November 8, 2010 2:49 PM | Report abuse

poppysue85, you got it right, who cares anyway?

Posted by: citigreg | November 8, 2010 2:51 PM | Report abuse

Show Zero was incredibly funny. I don't know where people are getting the idea that it wasn't.

CONAN IS COMING BACK!!!! I'm so happy! :'-D

Posted by: RoacheQ | November 8, 2010 3:07 PM | Report abuse

Not that I'd watch him anyway, could he please get rid of the REALLY stupid looking hair? I mean, it's awful enough on it's own, but the little boy hairstyle with the grown up beard doesn't work at all ...

Posted by: Tootsumi | November 8, 2010 3:10 PM | Report abuse

9. Do do a send-up of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. We love them but they're act is begging for a satrist who can match their self-rightious schtuck. Yeah Baby!

Posted by: oregonbirddog | November 8, 2010 3:12 PM | Report abuse

Don't try to be perfect just be yourself.

Posted by: papafighter | November 8, 2010 3:19 PM | Report abuse

Show Zero was pathetic. I expected much better from Conan but it was Flop City.

Posted by: Jerkstore | November 8, 2010 4:10 PM | Report abuse

Why is this a story anyway? Who cares? But I am glad that so many people watch TV...and smoke...and eat fatty foods.

Posted by: sjlyons | November 8, 2010 4:27 PM | Report abuse

Conan the Borebarian...

Posted by: JPMcC | November 8, 2010 4:45 PM | Report abuse

there was a reason he was taken off the airwaves: he is not funny! unless your 12 years old!

Posted by: astroman215aolcom | November 8, 2010 4:45 PM | Report abuse

When Conan first was on the air in the beginning i didn't like the show. In time i grew to love it. It has been a while since he was unfairly kicked off of nbc by leno-who i've never watched since. It may take a little while for coco to get back into the swing of things,but YIPEE!!!! my Coco is back!!!!!! Love you Conan, will miss Max though=(

Posted by: mgrc11 | November 8, 2010 5:02 PM | Report abuse

Your headline poses the following question: What Conan O'Brien should not do during the debut of 'Conan' on TBS?

Answer...not appear...simple as that...this bad excuse for a comedian is tragically un-funny...unless you are 12 years old and are "restless."

Loser, loser, loser...destined for TBS failure, just you wait. Quite a tumble from NBC Late Night to also ran cable. Ever wonder why?

Posted by: LouisianaVirginian | November 8, 2010 6:17 PM | Report abuse


No DVR and I will be asleep. I work and get up early.


Posted by: mortified469 | November 8, 2010 9:26 PM | Report abuse

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