Ashton Kutcher, exercising for the apocalypse
Ashton Kutcher is either having us on or he's really overthinking power outages.
In the latest issue of Men's Fitness Magazine, Kutcher explained that he's trying to get super fit so as to better deal with the chaos and anarchy that will doubtless follow the collapse of the power grid.
"It will not take much for people to hit the panic button," says Kutcher in the issue. "The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle."
"And people are going to go, 'That land's not yours, prove that it's yours,' and the only thing you have to prove it's yours is on an electronic file... People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work, neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity."
"What happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry... All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end... I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about."
Luckily for Kutcher, he's married to Demi Moore (aka "G.I. Jane"), who can do one-armed push-ups and will doubtless be an equal partner in any post-apocalyptic [expletive]-kicking.
| December 29, 2010; 2:25 PM ET
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