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Posted at 8:20 AM ET, 12/17/2010

Mariah Carey expecting twins; Morgan Freeman definitely not dead

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly

Celebrity Beat: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon expecting twins... Gwyneth Paltrow's mom, Blythe Danner, says we've all "fooled around" with Botox... Jessica Simpson ex Tony Romo engaged to Chace Crawford's sister... Model's hair catches fire at Diddy's album release party:

More: David Arquette says he was just kidding about that nervous breakdown... CNN accidentally tweets that Morgan Freeman died... Gary Busey plans to donate his brain to science... "40-Year-Old Virgin" co-star Shelley Malil jailed for life after stabbing ex-girlfriend 20 times... Former "Melrose Place" star Amy Locane charged with manslaughter after fatal car accident... DMX returning to prison for violating probation.

Rumor Mill: Julia Stiles says she and "Dexter" co-star Michael C. Hall are just "good friends"... Lindsay Lohan has been sober for 100 days; she's also apparently been receiving harassing phone calls (no, not from her dad) at the Betty Ford center... Miley Cyrus still hanging out with bong videographer... Angelina Jolie buys Brad Pitt $390,000 ring for his birthday.

Pop Culture: George Clooney may replace Robert Downey Jr. and star opposite Sandra Bullock in "Gravity"... The reason "The Tourist" was nominated for a best musical or comedy Golden Globe? It's the director's fault...Spike Jonze and Charlie Kaufmanreteaming and pitching "heavily guarded" script. Whatever it is, let's hope it involves Nicolas Cage playing dual roles again... Official opening of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" delayed for umpteen times... "Tron" guy reviews "Tron: Legacy."

By Jen Chaney and Liz Kelly  | December 17, 2010; 8:20 AM ET
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Now, Gwyneth, your mom is correct. When you mess around with Botox, your hair will do a Richard Pryor.

Gary, This was your brain, this was your brain before riding a donor cycle. See the diff!

Posted by: elias_howe | December 17, 2010 8:36 AM | Report abuse

Poor model. hope she's OK. That guy laughing about it is a jerk.

Posted by: Guest1234 | December 17, 2010 8:53 AM | Report abuse

"The reason "The Tourist" was nominated for a best musical or comedy Golden Globe?"

Because the Hollywood Foreign Press wanted an excuse to fit it in somewhere in the hopes that Jolie, Pitt and Depp will attend the awards ceremony.

Posted by: msame | December 17, 2010 9:09 AM | Report abuse

I was gonna say Congrats to Tony, but then I remembered I still have no clue who Chace Crawford is.

Only in Hollywood would it be considered a good idea to inject a deadly disease into your body. This explains so many of the movies being made nowdays.

Who gets Gary Busey's endocrine system backpack when he dies?

Posted by: epjd | December 17, 2010 9:10 AM | Report abuse

I've never fooled around with Botox, but the flu vaccine is another story.

It's a fine barometer of the kind of season the Dallas Cowboys are having that their QB gets engaged to someone who doesn't merit being identified by her own name in a Celebritology bit.

"Model's hair catches fire at Diddy's album release party." Get that girl a Pepsi.

"CNN accidentally tweets that Morgan Freeman died..." Wasn't it some guy faking a retweet from CNN? Either way, it's not like it came from a worthwhile news source...

"Gary Busey plans to donate his brain to science..." Which one - abnormal psychology or astronomy?

"LiLo receiving harassing phone calls at Betty Ford." If I were her dealer, I'd be pretty upset that my business feels like it went off a cliff, too.

Overheard at the Jolie-Pitt house: "This will totally pull that whole pleather pants-based ensemble together."

Posted by: byoolin1 | December 17, 2010 9:30 AM | Report abuse

Candice Crawford is a news reporter and a former beauty queen.
Chase Crawford is her brother and a star in a little show called "Gossip Girl."
Now you know.

Posted by: VaLGaL | December 17, 2010 11:07 AM | Report abuse

Hold on a minute, you mean Romo isn't marrying Candis Cayne?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | December 17, 2010 11:35 AM | Report abuse

"Blythe Danner, says we've all 'fooled around' with Botox" -- Fooled around and fell in love is more like it.

"David Arquette says he was just kidding about that nervous breakdown" -- Yeah, that breakdown came earlier, when his biggest role was the father in "Shark Boy and Lava Girl." Shark Boy (Taylor Lautner) is now a bigger star than he is.

"Miley Cyrus still hanging out with bong videographer" -- She calls him her "salviation."

"Angelina Jolie buys Brad Pitt $390,000 ring for his birthday" -- It was made for an ox, but Angie had it retrofitted so she can use it to lead Brad around (more) by the hose. Can't take any chances with all these other Hollywood couples breaking up and all. The longest relationship these days seems to be with Botox (see above).

"Official opening of 'Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark' delayed for umpteen times" -- Spider Man, Spider Man. This show needs a Disaster Plan. Injured Cast. Not the Last. Problem. Plaguing our Spider Man.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 17, 2010 12:24 PM | Report abuse

LOL, td ... did you mean "hose" or "nose"? Either way, it works ...

Yikes, Blythe looks a little bit like Madonna in that photo. And I wish there had been an eye warning for the photo to the right, which shows a freakishly ginormous set of bolt-on boobs. Pass the brain bleach!

I might be interested in studying Whackadoodle Busey's brain, if I was a neurologist specializing in insanity.

Amy Locane seems to have received a MUCH harsher sentence than Brandy Norwood ... wonder why.

Posted by: Californian11 | December 17, 2010 12:32 PM | Report abuse

Ooooeeee ... this tidbit on the Daily Mail:

Posted by: Californian11 | December 17, 2010 12:38 PM | Report abuse

Californian11, I meant "nose"! LOL.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | December 17, 2010 1:01 PM | Report abuse

I predict that Gary Busey's brain will be credited with the part of Abby Normal in the remake of Young Frankenstein.

Californian, that picture of the ginormous boobs is proof that you should never mix Coco and Ice-T.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | December 17, 2010 3:04 PM | Report abuse

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