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Posted at 9:47 AM ET, 01/ 5/2011

Lindsay Lohan really out of rehab; new royal wedding details

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney

Fresh out of rehab (yes, she's really out), Lindsay Lohan is claiming she had no idea that her new Venice, Calif., beach house is right next door to ex Samantha Ronson's own pad. So we should maybe blame a real estate agent with a sick sense of humor? Sources told TMZ that Lohan is ready to move "in order to keep the peace."

More morning mix -- including new royal wedding details -- after the jump...

Celebrity Beat: Michael Jackson doctor Conrad Murray "hid drug dose," claim prosecutors at preliminary hearing... Royal family tweets more details about the upcoming Prince William/Kate Middleton wedding... Arnold Schwarzenegger contemplating return to acting after leaving governor's office... "View"-ster Sherri Shepherd engaged to TV writer Lamar Sally... Vivica A. Fox engaged to Atlanta club promoter... Sean Penn says he "got taken for one half of everything I had" in divorce from Robin Wright... Gary Collins arrested in Biloxi, Miss., for allegedly failing to pay restaurant tab... Singer Gerry Rafferty ("Stuck in the Middle with You") dead at 63.

Rumor Mill: LeAnn Rimes allegedly got her breasts bigified by the same plastic surgeon who did fiance Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife... Is Eva Longoria dating Penelope Cruz's younger brother? Maybe that's why she's consulting tattoo removal experts about having her three Tony Parker tats removed... Eddie Murphy's ex reportedly blew through $15 million divorce settlement in four years... Okay, so these are allegedly pictures of Stephanie Seymour and her teenage son sharing a few intimate moments at the beach.

Pop Culture Mix: Gemma Arterton ("Clash of the Titans," "Prince of Persia") will play Gretel to Jeremy Renner's Hansel in "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"... Gwyneth Paltrow and Cee-Lo Green have indeed recorded a new version of "[Expletive] You"... Mo'Nique will announce the Oscar nominees on Jan. 25... George Clooney attached to star in adaptation of best-seller "The Monsters of Florence"... Breathe a sigh of relief: McG has signed on to direct "Ouija," the movies based on Hasbro's Ouija board game... Golden Globe presenters will include Robert Pattinson, Matt Damon, Jennifer Lopez, Garrett Hedlund and Leighton Meester.

Video: Jim Carrey's hosting "SNL" this Saturday. Here are the obligatory promos:

By Liz Kelly and Jen Chaney  | January 5, 2011; 9:47 AM ET
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"Arnold Schwarzenegger contemplating return to acting after leaving governor's office" -- I believe the word "return" assumes facts not in evidence.

"Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" -- Sounds like something you'd watch on HGTV. "Did they kill the witch with the black dress and pointy hat? The one with the killer broom and warty nose? Or the one who slams her daughter Tori via social mediaevery chance she gets? Find out when we come back."

"Sean Penn says he 'got taken for one half of everything I had' in divorce from Robin Wright" -- That would explain the limp and the challenge carrying groceries. Losing that lung, kidney and, er, other thing must've been tough.

"Mo'Nique will announce the Oscar nominees on Jan. 25" -- Let's hope they film her from the waist up so we don't have to fear seeing those hairy legs.

"Eva Longoria ... having her three Tony Parker tats removed" -- She should ask Johnny Depp (Wino[na] Forever) for advice. Or let her fans decide creative ways to disguise it. "Tony! Toni! Tone!" is one option.

"Gary Collins arrested in Biloxi, Miss., for allegedly failing to pay restaurant tab" -- I take it Mary Ann Mobley left her wallet in her other purse as well?

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | January 5, 2011 10:03 AM | Report abuse

Liz, today is Diane Keaton's birthday. I'm sure you want to send her a birthday message.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | January 5, 2011 10:05 AM | Report abuse

Is Eva Longoria dating Penelope Cruz...Why couldn't this headline stop right there?

And really four tattoos of Tony Parker would just be excessive.


Hey Stephanie Seymour, stop trying to steal Mackenzie Phillip's thunder.

I guess you could say Gerry Rafferty is stuck in the ground now.


Not sure how I feel about the whole Ouija board movie. I mean who wants to sit through 2 hours of people saying "you're moving it" "no you're moving it".

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | January 5, 2011 10:07 AM | Report abuse

Sean Penn, that is what you get when you live in a community property state. Be grateful, if I were Robin Wright Penn's attorney I would have taken you for more than half for oh so many reasons -- beginning with Shanghai Surprise.

Eva Longoria Parker got tats of her husband? How did we miss that warning sign?

You thought Poltergeist was cursed. Wait until you see what happens to the Ouija board movie.

LiLo -- stalker much?

Finally, I think I need Celebritology rehab. I started following Clarence House on twitter.

Posted by: epjd | January 5, 2011 10:10 AM | Report abuse

Liz, today is Diane Keaton's birthday. I'm sure you want to send her a birthday message.

If you did a unit price analysis on those implants it appears that LeAnn Rimes, paid $150 per milliliter of silicone.

I didn't realize the Stephanie Seymour was from West Virginia. Is keeping it in the family a family value?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Cee-Lo Green have indeed recorded a new version of "[Expletive] You". the working title of the new version is "You're full of Goop"

HANSEL & GRETEL: Grethchen, is this how you make pizza?
GRETCHEN: Shut up and put your heads back in the oven.

Now we know who the "you" is in "Stuck in the Middle of You." It's a casket.

"Eddie Murphy's ex reportedly blew through $15 million divorce settlement in four years." Wow! That's a lot of cocaine!

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | January 5, 2011 10:17 AM | Report abuse

Looks like Stephanie Seymour's son, Harry, is nicknamed L'il Stiffy.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | January 5, 2011 10:23 AM | Report abuse

I see via the link that the former Mrs. Murphy is engaged to ex-NY Giant Michael Strahan. I am sure Mr. Strahan made a lot of money playing ball and he's now doing TV work, but I have to imagine he's a little bit on edge hearing that his fiancee can run through $15 million in four years. Pre-nup? Or breakup?

Posted by: jhpurdy | January 5, 2011 10:28 AM | Report abuse

Gary Collins arrested in Biloxi, Miss., for allegedly failing to pay restaurant tab.

Maybe they'd like to meet the Quaids up in British Columbia.


...allegedly pictures of Stephanie Seymour and her teenage son sharing a few intimate moments at the beach.

Ick. Nast. That is all.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | January 5, 2011 10:35 AM | Report abuse

I read somewhere that Gerry Rafferty is to be buried between Larry Harmon and Cesar Romero.

Posted by: enter_the_lemur | January 5, 2011 10:45 AM | Report abuse

JH Purdy, Michael Strahan knows a thing or two about divorce settlements. He was involved in his own very nasty divorce and custody battle. Think the Jeri Ryan/Governor of Some State divorce -- only ick nastier. Strahan paid a HUGE chunk of change to his ex and is probably still paying a huge chunk in child support. So, he can't afford a woman who blows through $15 mill in four years.

Posted by: epjd | January 5, 2011 10:51 AM | Report abuse

Eddie C.'s stripper (or was it porn star?) ex is probably pretty mad that "the other woman" reaped the benefit of a buy-one-set, get-one-set-free deal.

When oh when will celebs learn not to get someone's name tattooed on their body?

The Oedipus-Seymours: his hand is on her boob. Twice. She's getting ready to look down his pants. And he has a boner. Hello, child protective services?

Posted by: Californian11 | January 5, 2011 10:55 AM | Report abuse

LiLo? SamRo? Next Do'? Uh-Oh.


RT @HM_The_Queen No, the wedding of @HRH_Wales will NOT be a "flash mob" event.


"Sherri Shepherd-Sally" - try saying that quickly five times in a row.


"1/2 of everything" must mean that Ms. Wright's now got quite a temper of her own.


To Eddie Cibrian, they all *do* look the same, I guess.


You call it "$15 million in four years," Eddie Murphy calls it a bargain.


"Okay, so these are allegedly pictures of Stephanie Seymour and her teenage son sharing a few intimate moments at the beach." Site's blocked here, so I'm falling back on my New Year's Resolution, which was, "Let your imagination run wild."


Cee-Lo, you can record that thing every weekened between now and the Apocalypse and it's still going to be a one hit wonder.


Assuming McG's "Ouija," makes a gajillion dollars, can we expect followups like Michael Bay's "Yahtzee!" and the Wachowski Bros. "Magic 8-Ball"? (Answer: "Is the Pope Catholic?") I'm especially jazzed by the prospect of Jason Statham in Mark Neveldine's "Trouble." Imagine the trailer, with a Statham voiceover: "Pop-A-Matic pops the &$%^$^% dice, innit?"

(Props to TD for "facts not in evidence" and to Dorkus for "stuck in the ground now." and especially to lemur.)

Posted by: byoolin1 | January 5, 2011 11:20 AM | Report abuse

Golden Globe presenters will include Robert Pattinson...
-Oh, Sparklevamp. Is there anything you can't do?

...Jennifer Lopez...
-The "and her sexyface" was implied.

Gary Collins arrested in Biloxi, Miss., for allegedly failing to pay restaurant tab...
-Definitely read that as "Gary Coleman" and wondered who was remaking "Weekend at Bernie's."

Posted by: mrsdorkusmaximus | January 5, 2011 11:40 AM | Report abuse

Cali, re the Oedipus-Seymours: Imagine the outrage (and rightly so) if it were a father and his daughter. Therefore this is equally bad.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | January 5, 2011 11:40 AM | Report abuse

Let it run really wild, byoo'.

Posted by: Californian11 | January 5, 2011 11:40 AM | Report abuse

I think it bears mentioning here that Kelly "Shoes" Pickler got married. Just saw the item on the main WaPo site and scurried over to tell y'all.

Posted by: mat00 | January 5, 2011 11:45 AM | Report abuse

byoolin
"Okay, so these are allegedly pictures of Stephanie Seymour and her teenage son sharing a few intimate moments at the beach." Site's blocked here, so I'm falling back on my New Year's Resolution, which was, "Let your imagination run wild."

Let's just say that in the final photo I don't think that's a gun.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | January 5, 2011 12:05 PM | Report abuse

All I know about Lohan is what appears in the press and it's enough for me to state unequivocally that she has not reformed. Expect more from this incorrigible child.

Posted by: Diogenes | January 5, 2011 12:28 PM | Report abuse

OK, I just (three hours later) got enter_the_lemur's Larry Harmon / Cesar Romero comment. Excellent!

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | January 5, 2011 1:41 PM | Report abuse

Soooo, Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp?

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20454730,00.html

Posted by: Californian11 | January 5, 2011 2:06 PM | Report abuse

The lemur makes quite an entrance!

Californian, the hand-on-boob picture may be two shots from different directions of the same moment. If you look at Seymour & son, they appear to be in almost exactly the same pose in each picture.

Nosy, if it's not a gun, then Stepahnie's son (Harry?) must be very happy to see her.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | January 5, 2011 2:51 PM | Report abuse

Took ya a while to get that one, eh Sas?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | January 5, 2011 3:20 PM | Report abuse

I had to work for a living for a couple of hours.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | January 5, 2011 3:21 PM | Report abuse

Sas
I had to work for a living for a couple of hours.

Owe the humanity!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | January 5, 2011 3:34 PM | Report abuse

Are not the words of Oscar Wilde on a framed plaque at the Lizard Island Tiki Bar?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | January 5, 2011 3:49 PM | Report abuse

Sas, Oscar had so many bons mots, which one were you thinking of?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | January 5, 2011 4:03 PM | Report abuse

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."

And look! OMG! says that Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift broke up on New Years Eve:

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/taylor-and-jake-why-they-split/53368

According to the article, Jake wishes to keep his private life private. The article does not say whether "private" means "in the closet."

The article says the Jake precipitated the split. Does that mean he shaved his beard?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | January 5, 2011 4:22 PM | Report abuse

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