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Posted at 9:07 AM ET, 02/ 4/2011

Halle Berry allegedly annoyed that Gabriel Aubry wouldn't relocate to NYC; Lady Gaga on track for 8M Twitter followers

By Liz Kelly

Fergie points at the back of fellow Black Eyed Pea Apl.de.ap's head at a news conference ahead of the group's Sunday Super Bowl halftime performance. (AP)

Celebrity Beat: Gabriel Aubry's refusal to relocate to New York while Halle Berry filmed "New Year's Eve" was reportedly the "final straw" in the erstwhile couple's custody battle... Russell Brand on kissing Jennifer Garner: "There's a brand of red-velvet cake, her mouth is made of that."

More morning mix -- including Hugh Jackman's jacked-up daily calorie count and a chance to win Pam Anderson -- after the jump...

Lady Gaga expected to reach 8 million Twitter followers monsters today... Colin Hanks and wife welcome a girl. The important thing here: Tom Hanks is now a grandfather... Justin Bieber's bodyguard arrested for allegedly roughing up a photographer trying to snap pix of The Bieb... Hugh Jackman reportedly eating 6,000 calories a day to bulk up for "The Wolverine"... Pam Anderson up for auction at Super Bowl party... Kate Walsh launches new fragrance: "I was like, oh F it! I don't have to have a boyfriend to have that boyfriend fragrance. I was like, ding-ding, boyfriend! What a great idea for a fragrance!"... "I Am Number Four" co-stars Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer engaged... Tara Reid, in an extremely watchable video clip, claims she'll be working on "The Big Lebowski 2" this year. Which was news to director Ethan Coen... "Real Housewives of New York" season premiere delayed indefinitely for being, basically, too boring... Ziggy Marley writing "Marijuanaman" comic book series. "Marijuanaman represents the hope of the future," said Marley. "The hope that we will utilise all of the power that the universe has given us to save our planet."

Rumor Mill: If the whole "Two and a Half Men" thing doesn't work out, Charlie Sheen could have a future in porn.

By Liz Kelly  | February 4, 2011; 9:07 AM ET
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Comments

I've been jumping like a mad rabbit, but still can't get the rest of the morning mix....

Posted by: MStreet1 | February 4, 2011 9:25 AM | Report abuse

Yah, me too! Help, Celebritologists! The rest is hiding!

Posted by: blahblah6b | February 4, 2011 9:30 AM | Report abuse

LizMac'll make ya - jump, jump!

Posted by: prayformojo | February 4, 2011 9:31 AM | Report abuse

Click the link to the story in the sidebar.

Halle Berry is wrong here. (Right about keeping the kid away from Kim K.). First of all, it is a temporary relocation while she makes a movie, dad should not have to follow her around the world to maintain his bond with the child. Second, in real world custody cases, the custodial parent needs permission of the court to move out of state with the kid. If the court denies it, the custodial parent has the choice of not moving or giving custody to the other parent. There is none of this -- follow me or else business.

Keep it classy there Pam.

What do you mean Charlie Sheen could have a future in porn. He is already into porn. Oh, you mean DO porn movies. Those are called home videos, dearie.

Posted by: epjd | February 4, 2011 9:45 AM | Report abuse

What the hell is that "boyfriend fragrance"? No offense to boys, but when I think "boyfriend fragrance", I'm more thinking of dirty underwear that was left right next to the hamper. Not something I want to wear as a perfume. More Eau de Toilet than Eau de Toilette.

Posted by: DCCubefarm | February 4, 2011 10:35 AM | Report abuse

That Russell Brand line about kissing Jennifer Garner is really romantic. I'd be surprised if Ben Affleck and Katy Perry didn't take turns beating the bejeezus out of him for it.


I like that you spelled it "Lada Gaga," Liz Kelly. She always did look vaguely Soviet to me. And why does anyone bother following her: she's everywhere. Just stand there and there she is.


"Pam Anderson up for auction at Super Bowl party." The "at the Super Bowl party" part is just a coincidence.


DCCube, if "boyfriend fragrance" isn't reminiscent of gotch next to the hamper, then it's the smell of the fear of commitment combined with the way he looks at other women.


Congrats to Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer, whoever they are. Coincidentally, I just took a number 4 that was so big that the toilets AND the internet are now backed up.


Ziggy Marley's biggest challenge in writing "Marijuanaman": all his paper is in these tiny little squares.


If the whole "Two and a Half Men" thing doesn't work out, it's because Charlie Sheen's future is in doubt, not porn.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 4, 2011 10:54 AM | Report abuse

"...a chance to win Pam Anderson"

I'd rather lose her.

Posted by: kabuki3 | February 4, 2011 12:18 PM | Report abuse

"Russell Brand ... red-velvet cake" -- Replied Jennifer: "Who? Oh, him. Yeah, there's a brand of horse manure, his mouth is made of that."

"Tom Hanks is now a grandfather" -- But he insists that the child call him Grandma Buffy.

"Justin Bieber's bodyguard ... roughing up a photographer" -- All part of Teen Boy's grand plan to Be Like Sean Penn. Wait until you see what he does with "Dead Man Walking" (Hint: It involves a revolving cell door).

"Pam Anderson up for auction at Super Bowl party" -- She's going to sit in a really big Longaberger basket on the 50-yard line while the refs play bingo. Flag!

"Ziggy Marley writing 'Marijuanaman' comic book series" -- The moment he heard, Matthew McConaughey purchased the movie rights, on the condition that the first issue be titled, "Bongos in the Buff."

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | February 4, 2011 2:25 PM | Report abuse

Poor Halle. The irony is that she's one of the world's most beautiful and desirable women and yet she has the worst luck in her relationships.

Posted by: lwilliamson1 | February 4, 2011 3:03 PM | Report abuse

Congrats to Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer, whoever they are. Coincidentally, I just took a number 4 that was so big that the toilets AND the internet are now backed up.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 4, 2011
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With whom were you holding hands, Byoo'?
And doesn't holding hands make it rather difficult to wipe?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 4, 2011 3:08 PM | Report abuse

And doesn't holding hands make it rather difficult to wipe?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot

*****

I have people who do that for me.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 4, 2011 3:28 PM | Report abuse

I have people who do that for me.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 4, 2011 3:28 PM
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You share an attitude with one of our cats. Hmmmmm....the home workstation is on. Byoo' posts only during the workday, while we're out of the house. Could Byoo' be the Superhero Identity of our fat cat, Miss Peanut?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 4, 2011 3:55 PM | Report abuse

Sas and byoo:

Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 4, 2011 5:35 PM | Report abuse

Re: Gabriel Aubrey:

Yes, I feel so poorly for him. His baby mama - arguably one of the most gorgeous women alive - manages to get what is probably first class travel arrangements for him to come and visit New York for a few weeks with his child.

How horrifying for him. To visit NYC on other people's money.

Did it get in the way of his celebrity golf schedule?

Posted by: Chasmosaur1 | February 4, 2011 11:02 PM | Report abuse

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