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Posted at 10:41 AM ET, 02/25/2011

Jake Gyllenhaal to take on 'Bourne' saga?; Beyonce darkens face for fashion shoot

By Liz Kelly

Jake Gyllenhaal to replace Matt Damon in "Bourne" movies?... Beyonce's face darkened for French mag photo shoot... Kanye West's "All the Lights" video temporarily yanked from YouTube... Justin Bieber to get waxwork treatment... Kelsey Grammer plans to wed Kayte Walsh on Broadway... British designer John Galliano arrested in Paris for making anti-Semitic remarks... David Arquette tells Oprah he thought Courteney Cox was having an affair... Elizabeth Taylor's docs encouraged by her progress... Watch Megan Fox's new Armani Jeans ad in which she -- surprise! -- doesn't wear any jeans.

Video: Oscar talk with Mike Tyson (Warning: A couple of NSFW words here, but otherwise work-friendly):

Bonus: Nick Offerman picks his favorite "Cats Who Look Like Ron Swanson"

By Liz Kelly  | February 25, 2011; 10:41 AM ET
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Bye-bye, Liz and family. Good luck packing, and have a safe journey.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 25, 2011 11:36 AM | Report abuse

I am feeling most abandoned by WaPo friends today. Jen, please promise you will continue to make us happy and never leave.

Liz, good luck. Please check in every now and then.

Posted by: BMore_Cat_Lover | February 25, 2011 11:41 AM | Report abuse

Wait, what's happening with Liz? I've been away from reality for a while.

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 25, 2011 11:48 AM | Report abuse

Yes indeed, BMore_Cat_Lover, it's terrible, Tracee won't be with us each weekday morning any more either (just once a week). Oh well, we Lizards still have each other, and Jen...

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 25, 2011 11:49 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus, Liz is abandoning us after today for the lotus-eating fleshpots of La-La-Land, where she'll be employed at Zap2It.com

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 25, 2011 11:51 AM | Report abuse

So where does that leave celebritology?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 25, 2011 11:53 AM | Report abuse

This week: Justin Bieber gets waxworks treatment. Next week: Plastercaster.


"Kelsey Grammer plans to wed Kayte Walsh on Broadway..." I'd hate to be her understudy at the honeymoon rehearsal.


Being on the losing side in a John Galliano anti-Semitic name-calling slapfight is only marginally worse than being on the winning side.


"Elizabeth Taylor's docs encouraged by her progress." She's improved enough that they think they'll be able to bill at least another $20K.


Armani Jeans? Meh. But Galliano's got a line of men's jeans that are so tight he can tell you what religion you are.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 25, 2011 11:58 AM | Report abuse

Buh-bye, Liz Kelly. Knock 'em out in Los Angeles. You might want to get one more plug in for your new gig - "Liz Kelly's Charlie Sheen Report." We're all looking forward to it.

Dorkus, in last week's chat, Jen assured us - promised, really - that there would be EVEN MORE gratuitous pictures of ScarJo for the boys and Daniel Craig for the girls, and that the Celebritology morning mix would be up every day by 8am eastern time. And, best of all, the restriction on using the word "pony" is gone!

ponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponypony!

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 25, 2011 12:03 PM | Report abuse

Justin Bieber to get waxwork treatment.

Who knew he'd grown any body hair yet?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 25, 2011 12:13 PM | Report abuse

I think Byoolin was reading between the lines of Jen's promises there.

BYE Liz. We will miss you. Pop in now and again to say hi.

Wait, we are still Lizards rights? Because much as I like Jen, Jenards sounds weird. Jenians??? Jenaganders?

I don't think Bieber has anything to wax. Oh, wait, he is being done in wax. Oh well, still stand by my statement.

Posted by: epjd | February 25, 2011 12:16 PM | Report abuse

Is it too much to hope that the Bieber gets the same wax work that Paris Hilton got in House of Wax?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1 | February 25, 2011 12:27 PM | Report abuse

ep, as our resident legalist, I'm sure you'd agree that an inferred contract must carry at least as much weight as an implied, oral, or written one.

Ergo, Jen has promised us the moon - and more.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 25, 2011 12:27 PM | Report abuse

ep
Oh, wait, [Bieber] is being done in wax.

I prefer to be done in bed.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 25, 2011 12:33 PM | Report abuse

Someone needs to change her name to Frisky Parker.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 25, 2011 12:35 PM | Report abuse

Wait a minute: Beyoncé uses blackface in her shoot and gets a pass? That's a big "fail."

Other fallacies: women can't be sexist, people of "minority" races can't be racist, African Americans can say "N" without penalty.

Posted by: cfow1 | February 25, 2011 12:51 PM | Report abuse

byoolin, that's what Mr. P tells me :-)))

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 25, 2011 12:52 PM | Report abuse

Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again.
Happy trails to you,
Keep snarking until then.
We'll laugh and drink mai tais together
Enjoying Lizard Island's weather..
Happy trails to you,
Till we meet again.

A few celebs are normal people
Most are whacko, through and through.
It's how you snark about them that counts
And we'll miss that snark from you.

Happy trails to you,
Until we snark again.
Mr, Des and you,
We'll see you who knows when?
Happy trails to you,
Till we snark again.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 25, 2011 1:42 PM | Report abuse

Ergo, Jen has promised us the moon - and more.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 25, 2011
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Byoo' is that like saying that Jen has promised to moon us?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 25, 2011 1:48 PM | Report abuse

Awwww, a Cryptid serenade. Now I'm all verklemt.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 25, 2011 1:50 PM | Report abuse

Byoo' is that like saying that Jen has promised to moon us?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot

****

See, Liz Kelly (remember her?), wouldn't do stuff like that. But Jen...

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 25, 2011 3:52 PM | Report abuse

I'm very late to today's party but had to check in to wish Liz Kelly (pony) well in her new endeavors (pony). She will be missed here (pony) and our island will never be the same (pony).

Do you think she could be like the big O and give each of us a parting gift? 'You get a pony, and YOU get a pony, and YOU get a pony...

Posted by: jes11 | February 25, 2011 5:20 PM | Report abuse

Kelsey Grammer, we aren't counting the days, but the hours this marriage will last. Sadly enough, the damage has been done to your children. When do you play a father? You couldn't even play a father in your last sitcom. You failed at fatherhood on TV as well as real life. Pitiful.

Thomas Chi
Author
PresidentSarah.Net

Posted by: ThomasChi | February 28, 2011 4:16 PM | Report abuse

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