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Posted at 9:05 AM ET, 02/22/2011

Jesse James penning memoir; Sarah Ferguson not welcome at royal wedding

By Liz Kelly

Sandra Bullock ex Jesse James inks deal to pen his memoir, "American Outlaw"... Royal ex Sarah Ferguson not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding... Camille Grammer to anchor CNN's Oscar coverage... Justin Bieber buys out flower shop for Selena Gomez... John Travolta snapped sporting less hair than usual... Nicole Kidman opens up about "rollercoaster ride" with fertility... "Glee's" Matthew Morrison does a hockey date night with Olivia Munn... Mary-Kate Olsen dating sneaker designer.

Video: Elisabetta Canalis (George Clooney's GF) performs Ciara's "Like a Boy"...

More morning mix -- including Rihanna's alleged new texting buddy -- after the jump...

Rumor Mill: Rihanna reportedly sending Colin Farrell flirty texts... Rosie O'Donnell splits with girlfriend of over a year... Lindsay Lohan supposedly offered lead role in a movie as an investigator looking into the disappearances of celebrities... Ex "Jersey Shore" roomie Angelna Pivarnick reportedly staged her engagement in a bid to get back on the show.

By Liz Kelly  | February 22, 2011; 9:05 AM ET
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Comments

Royal ex Sarah Ferguson not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding.

In other wedding news, Kanye West is invited, but not Taylor Swift. Where's the justice???

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 22, 2011 9:47 AM | Report abuse

"Sandra Bullock ex Jesse James inks deal to pen his memoir." Couldn't we just watch the tattoos move and tell the story?


Sarah Ferguson not being invited to royal wedding will turn out to be embarrassing if that girl on the hunger strike outside the UK's embassy in Mexico City ends up on the guest list.


"Camille Grammer to anchor CNN's Oscar coverage..." It's unnerving to realize that Larry King's retirement was the end of anything approaching hard news coverage at CNN.


"Justin Bieber buys out flower shop for Selena Gomez." These are the lengths one will go to when a bottle of two-buck Chuck and Carole King's 'Tapestry' aren't readily available.


"John Travolta snapped sporting less hair than usual." Someone misunderstood the words "I'd like a little off the top."


Here's hoping Matthew Morrison & Olivia Munn stick together - MorMun is an excellent couple name.


"Lindsay Lohan supposedly offered lead role in a movie as an investigator looking into the disappearances of celebrities." They're rewriting the script now, ever since Rosie O'Donnell appeared up in that item about her breakup.


"Ex "Jersey Shore" roomie Angelna Pivarnick reportedly staged her engagement in a bid to get back on the show."
You Know You're Nobody When dep't: The celeb column can't be bothered to spell your first name correctly.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 22, 2011 9:54 AM | Report abuse

So 'performing' is now defined as dancing badly while not even pretending to lip sinc? Granted she certainly has the body to dance about in a sport coat and thong.

Posted by: LTL1 | February 22, 2011 10:54 AM | Report abuse

"Lindsay Lohan supposedly offered lead role in a movie as an investigator looking into the disappearances of celebrities." Her first case: finding John Travolta's muskrat.

Sandra Bullock ex Jesse James inks deal to pen his memoir, "American Outlaw". Let's hope he inked it somewhere that's not readily visible when he's wearing clothes.

Posted by: northgs | February 22, 2011 10:57 AM | Report abuse

I can certainly see LiLo smoking a big pipe, and shooting up coke, but she'll probably lose the Inverness cape and just wear the Deerstalker hat.

Posted by: kabuki3 | February 22, 2011 11:31 AM | Report abuse

is it royal ex or ex-royal?

Posted by: HardyW | February 22, 2011 12:13 PM | Report abuse

I hope that somewhere, someone is repurposing a tattoo removal laser so that it can zap ink off the pages of a book. But I guess a match would be quicker, cheaper and do the job nicely. I take it that Jesse James settled on the title of "American Outlaw," because Neil Young wouldn't grant him the rights to the title "The Needle and the Damage Done."

Props to Byoolin for his Ray Bradbury reference.

Camille Grammer to anchor CNN's Oscar coverage...she's a natural. She's had a lot of practice being Kelsey's boat anchor.

Travolta, how many times have I told you not to step outside until you've sprayed on your instant hair goop?

A rollercoaster ride with fertility? Wow! And you thought those turkey baster sessions with Wee Tom were bad.......

There are many, many hockey-related double entendres that may apply to Matthew Morrison's date with Olivia Munn....but you won't read any of them here.

And apparently Mary-Kate Olsen has been sneaking around....literally, this time.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 22, 2011 2:14 PM | Report abuse

Lindsay Lohan supposedly offered lead role in a movie as an investigator looking into the disappearances of celebrities.

Maybe she'll finally find herself.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 22, 2011 3:46 PM | Report abuse

Whatever happened to honor and being a gentleman? Jesse James is the lowest of the low. What a jerk, especially when Sandra Bullock has been the utmost in class throughout all this mess. I hope she thanks her lucky stars daily that she is rid of that slimeball, who wouldn't know a gentleman if it bit him in the a**.

Okay, off soapbox now. And what qualifications, exactly, does Camille Grammer have to anchor anything? Isn't she a former stripper?

Whoa. Sarah Ferguson looks a lot like Priscilla Presley in that photo. And that's not a compliment.

I've always liked Nicole Kidman, but frankly I think she's "opening up" a wee bit too much these days. Perhaps she should zip those artificially plumped lips.

Posted by: Californian11 | February 22, 2011 6:23 PM | Report abuse

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