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Posted at 8:28 AM ET, 02/24/2011

Kanye West tweets about abortion; 'Idol' contestant Casey Abrams hospitalized

By Liz Kelly

kanye westKanye West, telling it like it is. (REUTERS)

Kanye West tweets about the true cost of abortion (SFW, but offensive nonetheless)... "American Idol" contestant Casey Abrams (the one with the melodica) hospitalized... David Arquette tells Oprah he had first beer at 4 years old... Catherine Zeta-Jones picks up CBE (Commander of the British Empire) from Prince Charles... Alas, Henry Winkler was unable to pick up his honor... Kelly Osbourne models for Madonna's Material Girl line... Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne's Best Buy ad spacesuits to be auctioned for charity... Hugh Hefner, 84, and Crystal Harris, 24, set a June 19 wedding date... Tonya Harding gives birth to baby boy.

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By Liz Kelly  | February 24, 2011; 8:28 AM ET
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Comments

My Kanye-slang is bad, but if "strap up" means put on a condom then Kanye might have actually done a service to humanity. More guys need to get that particular message, and if appealing to their wallets is what it takes than so be it.

Posted by: DCCubefarm | February 24, 2011 8:49 AM | Report abuse

I hope Prince Charles got the name right... CBE Cahterine Zeta Scarn

Posted by: quintiliusvarus | February 24, 2011 8:53 AM | Report abuse

Kanye West tweets about abortion - once Bieber weighed in, you knew the rest of the entertainment world was going to follow...


Casey Abrams hospitalized - please tell me that it's the result of some kind of melodica-stuffing incident.


"David Arquette tells Oprah he had first beer at four years old." Hey, I know that place! The sign at the bar says, "You must be THIS TALL to drink here."


Little-known-possibly-true fact: Catherine Zeta-Jones' CBE entitles her to gibbet one British subject every year.


"Kelly Osbourne" is to "modeling" as "Madonna" is to "acting." Discuss.


"Hugh Hefner, 84, and Crystal Harris, 24, set a June 19 wedding date." Sure, it's one of those "May-three-Decembers-from-now" romances, but let's wish them all the best. (Scariest image from the wedding: those octogenarian groomsmen hitting on the twenty-something bridesmaids.)

"Is Rihanna secretly dating Ryan Phillippe?" If she is, she should pick up some secrecy tips from Amanda Seyfert.

Posted by: byoolin1 | February 24, 2011 8:54 AM | Report abuse

""Hugh Hefner, 84, and Crystal Harris, 24, set a June 19 wedding date."

There should be a law.....

Posted by: Arlington3 | February 24, 2011 9:40 AM | Report abuse

"David Arquette tells Oprah he had first beer at 4 years old" -- Oh great, now I have this visual of Charley Weaver bouncing little David and his brother-before-he-became-a-sister Alexis on his lap with the three of them taking turns swigging from a Natty Boh bottle.

"Casey Abrams (the one with the melodica) hospitalized" -- I don't even know what melodica is. Is it like sciatica? Is it painful? Poor guy (girl? Casey...).

"Catherine Zeta-Jones picks up CBE (Commander of the British Empire) from Prince Charles" -- Amazing what HRHs leave on the dresser these days. (Just kidding. Like he'd have a chance with her even if she weren't married to Pop Pop.)

"Henry Winkler was unable to pick up his honor" -- Had the flu and was spending a little more time than usual in his "office." But he sent Cunningham in his place.

"Hugh Hefner, 84, and Crystal Harris, 24, set a June 19 wedding date" -- Four months from now? That's what I call an optimistic octogenerian.

"Tonya Harding gives birth to baby boy." -- And what a cute kid, too. But when the lace of his baby booty broke, lemme tell you, girlfriend FREAKED.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | February 24, 2011 9:42 AM | Report abuse

I would write something to the effect that it's too bad that Kanye's Mother didn't have a similar attitude. But I can't find the Lindbergh baby.

TD, I thank you for implanting in my mind an image that I cannot get out: Little David sitting on Charlie Weaver's knee, swigging out of a Natty Bo bunker.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 24, 2011 12:16 PM | Report abuse

Even better image: Chrystal Harris sitting on Hef's knee, swigging a Natty Bo.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 24, 2011 12:17 PM | Report abuse

Ugh sas, not enough eye bleach in the world...

Posted by: wadejg | February 24, 2011 12:27 PM | Report abuse

I've never seen a condom with a "strap." I wonder if Kanye meant to type #wrapitup? Perhaps he was referring to lesbian sex with a strap-on?

Posted by: MzFitz | February 24, 2011 12:29 PM | Report abuse

Perhaps Kanye should consider starring in a traveling production titled, "The Balling N*****'s Strap-On Ball."

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | February 24, 2011 1:53 PM | Report abuse

Tonya Harding gives birth to baby boy.

Will the nanny whack him on the kneecap when he misbehaves?


Liz, farewell. May your move go uneventfully and your stay in La-La-Land be pleasant!

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | February 24, 2011 2:07 PM | Report abuse

David Arquette comes off as psychologically sick on both television and radio? Courteney's show is doing so well. She struggled to return to TV with Dirt. So many of the Friends cast have tried and failed to make a return to entertainment, especially surrounding TV. Arquette is bring heat to his career by making all these idiot appearances. Hollywood is going to start avoiding him. Maybe some of Charlie Sheen's girlfriends will touch him, but I am not sure Arquette is going be quite popular with any talent seeking a career in Hollywood.

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Posted by: ThomasChi | February 25, 2011 2:11 AM | Report abuse

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